Funny t Shirts For Girls

This time it’s for real !!!

This is a pic of our “I’m pretty intense” cotton canvas tote bag. As silly as this bag looks, it can replace 1,000 plastic bags in it’s lifetime. This is currently our only “cartoony” tote. We don’t plan on doing a ton in this style either. But, there will be more.

We plant a tree with every purchase of these. This is done in an effort to offset the carbon emissions associated with shipping these re-usable grocery totes. It can hold a ton of stuff too. It’s perfect for trips to the local supermarket.

You’ll be the only one that’s being eco friendly in style. This picture was taken at Pinisi bakery. Pinisi is the NYC that is creating our signature dish: “The Spicy Cupcake.” This delicious dessert is coming soon so you better watch out. These cupcakes are hotter than a steaming hot pile of “I love my boyfriend” t shirts on a summer day.

Ok, I only drank 1/2 of it but it was delicious. All that pollution gives it extra flavor. The interesting thing is that after it was half empty, I noticed lots of mermaids.

They were swimming all around me. But the most shocking part is what they were wearing on top. Some of them were wearing sea shells but most of them were wearing vintage t shirts.

About 50 of them were wearing hilarious t shirts about Atlantis. But, the rest of them must have had boyfriends. I only know that because I saw around 100 of them wearing the cutest “I love my boyfriend” t shirts I’ve ever seen.

I’m not sure where they got them from but you can probably find them here.

I had a long day spray painting the shxt out of this building. In the end, it looks pretty cool. See, you thought my artistic abilities stopped at t shirts and tote bags. You were dead wrong. You should let me come over and do this to your house. I’ll make it look like party central. You can find more of my urban abilities on this graffiti “I heart my boyfriend” shirt.

We spent a lot of time recently creating a line of “I heart my bf” tees. We don’t know anybody else doing this so I decided to fill the void.

I think I decided to fill in too many voids in this building however. The building in this pic was completely white before I came across it. But, I didn’t like the way it was looking at me so I decided to bomb it!

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to this building and the neighborhood. I promise to be a good boy and clean it up if you’ll buy a couple of hundred of our world class funny t shirts for girls. What? It sounds like a fair deal to me. How am I supposed to by the cleaning materials if you make us wealthy first?

Avenue A sushi in NYC is one of my favorite places. The only thing that sucks about it is that it’s not open 24 hours. Personally, I order everything with a side of eel sauce and wasabi. There is no eel in eel sauce. It’s just called that because I’m the only one that orders it no matter what I get.

It usually only comes when you order eel. But, a lot of people are grossed out by eel so they never even try eel sauce. Trust me, every sushi place has it. I recommend dipping everything in it. The only thing that I don’t recommend dipping in it are our t shirts.

You don’t want to put a stain in our lovely line of feminine tee skirts. That was not a misspelling. From now on, if you want to be cool then you have to call them “t skirts” instead of t shirts. You have very little choice in this matter. We are the ambassadors of cool, that’s why we are up for so many teen choice awards.

That’s why Perez Hilton keeps sweating us. That’s why I have 8 million friends on facebook. Don’t write any comments at the bottom about me being conceited. I was totally joking about Perez Hilton sweating us. We may both be gay but he doesn’t even know who we are. But, he’ll notice me 1 day when I hit him over the head with one of our funky tote bags while we are on the red carpet.

Then we’ll start dating and I’ll make him wear one of our “my boyfriend can kick your ass” tee skirts.

One day, I was walking down the street and a ufo landed in front of me. I asked him who he was and he said that he was a member if the Guardian Alliance. He explained that the GA is a smaller, specialized group within a greater Guardian Organization called the Inter-dimensional Associations of Free Worlds.

Their main mission he explained was to bring: I love my boyfriend t shirts to planet earth. He explained that these tees had special powers and that they could save the earth. He said that without these bf tees, the world might end in 2012.

I didn’t believe him so I built a time machine to see if he was right. I set the clock for 2012 and when I stepped out, I don’t even want to tell you what I saw. So, I got back in and went home. He was right. I immediately started wearing boyfriend tees everywhere that I went after that.

Since that time, it has become a trend. But remember, the trend started here. We are the intergalactic source of cute boyfriend t shirts.

When people first see this, they aren’t too sure what they’re looking at. They think they are looking at a piece of art that is hanging in our bakery. But, they’re wrong.

This is actually a very rare photo of me. I don’t let very many people see it. It’s embarrassing being half human and half chicken. And what’s worse, is losing one of my eggs. But, it is these very eggs that hatch all of our great t shirt slogans.

Many people are under the assumption that we create our tshirts in a screen printing shop. Nothing could be farther from the truth. All of our t shirts are hatched out of golden eggs. It’s a pretty amazing thing.

There are tons of videos on youtube that document this miraculous process. Recently, our eggs started hatching some of the most beauteous I love my boyfriend tees ever. Every once in a while, one of our eggs will hatch an eco friendly tote bag or two.

But, that hasn’t happened in a while. Please don’t pass this photo around. If people find out that I’m a chicken then they might fry me up. It’s true that I taste delicious in honey mustard, but back off!! I have a right to live. If you come any closer than my boyfriend will kick your ass!!

This picture was taken in the east side of Washington Heights. I used to belong to a gym near there that was pretty much filled with members of the bloods. Me and my friend used to throw up gang signs from the treadmill as a joke (true story). I’m surprised that we didn’t get killed. But, the gang signs that we were throwing up were so obscure that they probably thought we were from Nibiru or something.

Anyway, I love the energy of uptown Manhattan. That energy is partly what fuels all of our silly t shirts. It even partly fuels our new line of I love my boyfriend t shirts. The only thing that I don’t like up there is all of the litter. Nobody is “green” and hardly anybody uses canvas tote bags up there. But, it’s still magical and the views of the Hudson river are awesome.

Speaking of cool neighborhoods, you should check out our new Etsy shop. It’s a lovely piece of real estate. You can find the boyfriend t shirts that I mentioned earlier. They are all very cool and next level. I dare you to find another site that put so much effort into their boyfriend shirts.

Click on the I love my boyfriend tee below and it will take you right to our Etsy shop. Keep clicking on the larger thumb nails.

The design is a little difficult to read from these pics but it looks amazing in real life. This is one of the cutest “I love my bf” shirts you’ll ever see.

A lot of work and caring went into this design. We became inspired to create a great boyfriend shirt about a couple of months ago. I was walking down the street in nyc and I saw tons of I love my boyfriend t shirts.

But, they were mostly cheesy copy cats of the “I love NY logo”. So, we decided to make something completely original. In fact, we decided to make a whole line of them and this line will continue to grow.

The one below displays a beautiful dandelion with the words naturally flying off of into the wind. It’s very feminine, chic & flirty.

We plant a tree with every purchase thanks to our friends at trees for the future.

This is a commercial that we made for some of our kick ass “I love my boyfriend” tees. We decided that we were going to start making commercials for individual t shirts.

We also make commercials for the site in general but we wanted to bring special attention to these I love my bf tees. These t shirts were hand drawn by our lovely and talented artist alliance.

They captured the heart and soul of what it means to be in love. So, if you are in love and you feel like expressing that in style then you’ve come to the right place. Most I love my bf shirts are printed on boring conventional cotton.

It isn’t soft and it isn’t special. All of our shirts are extra chic with just a hint of fairy dust. Trust us, you’ll feel the difference.

If we are doing our jobs right, then it should feel like a gentle massage as it cascades down your back. It will make you feel as sexy as you do when you wear your boyfriend’s old t shirt.

Many of you have probably seen I Love my Boyfriend T shirts before.

However, I bet most of you don’t know the history of them, They were created in 1567 by a guy named Larxing Belfast.

He created these stylish shirts for his 18 girlfriends.

They didn’t know about each other though.

Then one day they all went to the fountain to collect some berries.

To their surprise, they were all wearing the same cute shirt.

Then they started talking. They soon discovered that they all had the same boyfriend.

But, one thing was wrong. Everybody had different descriptions of what this super hunk looked like. Some said he was black and 5′ 3” and others said he was white and 9′ 3″. Still, some said that he was from Japanese while someone else swore that he was a dragon.

That’s when it all clicked into place. There Boyfriend was a shape shifting scum bag. But, after talking further they soon made another discovery. He wasn’t cheating on any of them. In fact, they all lived in the same bed, but somehow they never noticed each other.

That’s because all of them were blind. In fact, they were so blind that they needed brail in order to read all of our Funny Girls T Shirts

: )

Ok, what am I talking about? I can’t really explain it. It sounded really good in my head like 2 minutes ago. I’ll try and explain it.

For the first of it all, let me explain the girly tees part. We make girly tees that rock and often times roll.

Back to the dog stuff. Here is why dogs are like comedians and comedians are like sociopaths. Check it.

I see a lot of dogs that are constantly “kissing” people (especially their hands). But, a lot of dogs developed that behavior when they learned that biting was wrong.

So, they start obsessively licking. And then people think it’s cute. It’s not cute.

They just put their energy into a form that was acceptable to you. It’s still aggressive at it’s core. The road to heaven was paved with bad intentions. I promise you this.

Comedians are kinda similar. Think about it this way. Most rock stars wish to be funny and most comedians wished they could rock.

Comedy is a way to channel aggression. Comedians have an outside perspective

We are currently writing our FAQ’s section and we’d like to hear from you.

Are there any questions that you’d like to see answered? Are there any ?uestions that you feel like other t shirt sites didn’t answer? Do you think that calling them “FAQ” is boring?

Let us know. Leave a comment. Maybe you think we should call them “SIGCA” - Stuff I get confused about.

OR……….”AMQS” - Answer my question sucka.

Just let us know your ideas. Even if you don’t leave a comment, we got you. We know what you are thinking before you think it. We’re good like that.

Right off the bat, we know that one of the most frequently asked questions will be: “Why are these shirts $32?”

Yes Yes Yes, we know that there are tons of places that you can buy $20 shirts. But, you’ve never felt anything like we are about to offer.

Our kick ass selection of eco friendly fabrics flow so perfectly with all of our funny t shirts for girls. With us, you get the best of both worlds.

Kick ass funny t shirt sayings printed on attractive, eco friendly fabrics. If you don’t like these shirts then you can hit me up and I’ll do an embarrassing stunt of your choice in public. (well within limits)

Our shopping cart is not up and running yet,

but call MC SPICY if you see something that you like.

MC SPICY can be reached via smoke signals at 646.226.1100

Our yummy gourmet cupcakes are available to people in the NYC area right now. They are so good that our first customer was a repeating customer. Soon, they will be available nationwide.

At first, we weren’t going to ship them nationwide. That’s because we weren’t sure how they were going to hold up. But, we have figured out a kick ass shipping solution that keep them extra yummy.

The packaging itself is a work of art. It took a while to find such kick ass packaging materials but we did it. A lot of thought went into our packaging design. The first thing that I did was order cupcakes from other major online cupcake sellers.

I didn’t even care about the taste of the cupcakes. I was just trying to see how other people shipped these darn things. Soon, I realized that most bakeries were using boring boxes and too much material. But, nobody was using extra cool packaging made out of recycled materials.

That’s where we come in. Shout out to all the copy cats that are going to steal this idea when we roll it out in the weeks and months ahead. It doesn’t matter. We will do it first and we will do it better.

And we plant a tree with every purchase of our online cupcakes. Go ahead and copy that too. It’s not like we care if more people do their part to help the earth.

The one thing that they can’t copy is our cupcake recipe. Our pastry chef can’t be beat. He use to work at “Tavern on the Green” in NYC. If you don’t know it, then look it up. It’s one f the finest restaurants in NYC by anyone’s standards. This pastry chef is none other than my amigo Andy from Pinisi Bakery.

So, if you are bored of regular cupcakes and want to try something different than get in touch with us today. If you don’t like them then I’ll eat a bug. ( a really small bug and you can’t watch)

Contact MC SPICY 646.226.1100

PS if you don’t care about cupcakes and just want to see the funniest ladies tshirts available on planet earth then simply place your arrow here, here or aqui.

It’s important that your little doggy follows you. And, it’s equally important that he stops when you stop. I’ve seen people practicing this on the street and I applaud them for their efforts.

But, this simple exercise takes on a whole new meaning when you have PURPOSE. In other words, why are you stopping? Are you stopping just to teach him for the sake of teaching him?

Or, are you stopping in order to teach him a life lesson? When I stop, I stare at something. I survey the land. I look for danger. We have even sat on top of a cliff together once.

I just sat there and took in the beauty of the Hudson River. He felt my energy and soon started appreciating the view himself.

There was never a fear that he might jump or run away.

He did run away once recently however. I chased after him and he ran even further. So, I ran in the opposite direction. He knew that he had to follow his pack leader if I was running away.

So, he ran after me and we ran into a building together. Then I put the collar on him and we both tried to cool off from our adventure. It was at that moment, that he looked at me and said: “I have an idea for a funny tee shirt”

I couldn’t believe it! I mean, I’ve heard him speak many times but he never had an idea for a funny girls t shirt. I was so proud of him. Klick here if you want to see my dog’s idea for a humorous girly shirt.

This is what it looks like when I want to get the F*^k out of the city. This is a picture of the Palisades Interstate Parkway. It looks this beautiful just 5 minutes outside of NYC. The city is beautiful too, but sometimes I need to see trees. I’ve always felt connected to trees and nature.

That’s why I’m planting a tree with every purchase that you make on this site. But, this post is not about trying to sell you anything. It’s about giving you a behind the scenes look at what drives us.

As you can see, cars drive us : ) Or maybe we drive cars? I get confused ever since I watched “Herbie…Fully Loaded.”

Anyway, I think we drive cars! I know that I was driving on this particular day. When I’m driving up this road, I usually listen to the most boring AM talk radio EVER! I’m serious. I usually listen to 710 AM or 770 AM.

The 2 most boring stations on the dial. They usually analyze the most boring political topics to death. Then they resurrect it and analyze it some more. But, there is something about it that soothes me.

It’s almost like a brain massage. I think it has to do with the fact that I’m so analytical towards all of our cute funny shirts. Listening to these boring radio guys give me the opportunity to listen to someone else’s brain go into overdrive.

Then I can just relax and let them do the work for me. Anyway, if you are tired of hearing about my brain than I’m not insulted. It’s fine.

Just drive your car over to our palace of cute, chic, hot & funny t shirts for girls. Each one is sprinkled with just a touch of glamour!

Often times, I go to doggy parks in the city. I often notice that people bring tennis balls into these doggy parks. Sometimes dogs fight over the ball. Usually, there will be at least one dog that is too fixated on the ball. She is fixated to the point of being anti-social.

Dog parks were intended to be places where dogs can socialize with their own species. There is nothing wrong with playing fetch with your dog. But, there is something wrong with a dog that is sooo focused on the ball that she forgets that she is a dog.

In nature, dogs would die if they became this fixated on an object. On the other hand, grabbing your dog’s attention in the dog park is a skill. It’s important for them to know that you are in charge wherever you go. But, it’s not necessary for you to captivate their attention with a tennis ball in your hands.

You can captivate them with your energy. Or, maybe you don’t care about dog training. Maybe you just care about funny t shirts for girls. If this is the case, then go here for our “fetching” assortment of funny girly girls t shirts.

As a matter of fact, our first 2 boxes have been sold. That’s because our first customer was a repeating customer. I told everybody that they would be popular. It basically comes down to them tasting good.

These cupcakes are gourmet. It’s the perfect combination between sweet and spicy.

When I say “spicy” some people get it twisted. We don’t mean “spicy” as in an herb such as rosemary. We bring the heat.

These cupcakes were made with ghost chili peppers. They are literally the hottest peppers on earth. We just use a sprinkle and it works.

The end result is amazing. You might need water when you try it though. I suggest room temperature water. It seems to work better than cold water.

I think there is some science to back this up but I’m not sure. And, remember to not rub your eyes after devouring one of these gooey treats.

We are still working on the shipping solution.

But, if you stay in NYC and want to pick up a box, then just call me.
MC Spicy Cupcake 646.226.1100

The title says it all.

I reside in NYC. There are at least 15,000,000 million people here. Yet, I am the only one who walks their dog in the pouring rain WITHOUT an umbrella.

Why do I do this?

I do this for the dog. I do this for his fulfillment. Pack leaders don’t use umbrellas in nature. It’s not healthy to protect our dogs from the elements.

In order for dogs to be fulfilled, they must experience all that nature has to offer. And what kind of an example would I be setting if I didn’t walk in the rain with him? That’s why I don’t use an umbrella for either of us.

It’s funny, my dog hates the shower. But, he loves the rain. Sometimes, we walk from 22nd and 2nd avenue all the way to Wooster Street together. If you live in NYC, then you know that that’s not too close.

People stare at us. People laugh at us and point at my dog and me. But, we don’t care. We just keep going on our merry way! Usually, there is not another dog owner in site. Every once in a while we’ll see another dog but the owner is always using an umbrella.

He or she is never experiencing what their dog is experiencing. Keep in mind, we do this in all kinds of weather. I don’t care if it’s 20 degrees outside. And when we walk to the dog park in the rain, it’s always completely empty.

This is the same dog park that is completely packed when it’s nice weather. Dogs are tough. They are made for the elements. I’m not saying that you should go for a walk every time that it’s raining. But, you must give your dog that experience.

Often times, people will tell me that what I’m saying sounds good but that their dog “doesn’t like the rain.” Bullshit. It’s you that doesn’t like the rain. And it’s you that is denying your dog this experience.

My dog used to hate the rain as well. But, that was when I used to use an umbrella and take him out for a quick pee. He didn’t start enjoying it until I started enjoying it. Now, we run together and it’s an amazing experience.

Think about it, would you deny your dog the sunshine? In nature, there is no such thing as “bad weather.” There is just weather and it’s all beautiful. It’s beautiful even when it feels harsh. This is just one of many activities that I do that other pack leaders don’t do.

But, it’s one of my favorites. That’s because it’s an essential life skill. Anybody can teach a dog a trick. But, how many of you are teaching your dog essential life skills and enjoying it at the same time?

If you are in NYC, call me and we can walk our dogs in the rain together. I especially want to hear from people whose dogs “don’t like the rain.”

Ivan 646.226.1100

PS - don’t wear a white t-shirt. I’m not advocating having a wet t shirt contest with your pooch : )

I hate to call my own stuff bizarre but they are different. Different from any cutting boards than you’ve ever seen before. And don’t let the title of this post fool you. These cutting boards are fantastic for guys as well.

In fact, I just received a couple of samples in the mail. I needed to feel them in my hands before I offered them to you. And, they are really cool cutting boards.

I’m using them in a photo shoot this weekend in Brooklyn. You’ll see the results of that photo shoot in the near future. When I tell people that we are making t shirts and cutting boards they think it’s really random.

To me, it’s nothing. It’s not random at all. I love funny t shirts & I love cooking. It’s as simple as that. Even if you aren’t a chef, you’ll still love these beautiful glass cutting boards.

They make great wall decorations even if you don’t cook at all. Chop your way over here to check out all of our cute glass cutting boards!

Do you know what it takes to get a food product out on the market? It’s not easy. It complicates things even further when you are selling them through mail order.

Anyway, we are closing in on the end of our journey. Yesterday, we perfected our gourmet cupcake recipe. This is not for vegans. However, we did use organic butter.

Anyway, yesterday’s batch was sheer perfection. I created them with my friend Andy from Pinisi Bakery in NYC. We made about 25 cakes for the customers and they sold out immediately. We’ve done this experiment before with lackluster results.

But this time, we knew that they’d sell out. Let me describe it for you. The bottom of the cupcake is a rich moist chocolate. It’s also very spicy. It has a lot of heat.

In the center of that is a delightful pecan cluster.

Yesterday’s batch included ghost pepper in the middle. Look it up. It is literally the world’s hottest pepper. We’ll probably switch that for a super hot chili instead. I don’t want to get sued.

Back to the cupcake.

The icing is a super sweet surprise with some heat sprinkled on top. If you like Thai cuisine then you’ll love this gourmet cupcake. It’s the perfect combination between sweet & spicy….. just like our cute t shirts.

Right now, these cupcakes are only available to NYC residents that can pick them up. Or, we can deliver LARGE orders in the NYC area.

Please call or text Ivan if you are interested in trying one today.

This handsome man can be reached at 646.226.1100

If you purchase one of our funny t shirts for girls, you will fall in love with them. At the very least, you’ll fall in like with them. But, many of you won’t get the chance to feel our tees close up. That’s because you feel that our shirts are too expensive.

I can’t tell you how many people told me recently that they’d never pay more than $15 - $20 for a t-shirt online. They would never consider spending more than that. But, the companies that produce those shirts, only put $15 - $20 worth of love into it. You get what you pay for. We price our goods fairly at around $32 a t shirt.

However, with us you can buy t shirts made with fabrics that are so soft and natural that you will feel the difference. Plus, we plant a tree with every purchase.

Then there are companies that charge $68 a t-shirt. And, there are people that won’t pay less than that. They love the fact that celebs endorse those items and like paying the premium price. It makes them feel like they are getting quality clothing. And, they are getting quality clothing. However, they are also getting ripped off. We give you the same quality at half the price.

One of our goals is to get the frugal people to appreciate quality. And, for the fashionistas out there to come to their senses and spend a little less. We offer traditional t-shirts, along with bamboo and organic cotton tees. In future glog postings, I will detail why bamboo and organic matters. Most people are not aware of the harm caused by traditional cotton farming methods. But, the truth is out there. Do a google search. The truth is not hard to find.

Even if you don’t care about that, you’ll still love our shirts. They are cute, fitted and funny. In addition, they miss you whenever you put them in the hamper. They can’t help it. They are a bunch of affection whores.

Handcrafted soap from all natural ingredients individually finished as a work of art. This collection is a recipe for relaxation. You can detoxify your skin, massage away your fatigue with the smell of lavender and the texture of azuki beans, and have the comforting effect of calendula, oats and honey.

12 individually wrapped bars of ALL natural soap. Includes 3 of each of the following soaps: Jewel of the Sea with sea kelp, Lavendar with Azuki Beans, Oats & Honey and Calendula with Jojoba Oil.

What’s up mother suckers?

I am proud to announce that I just placed an order for the softest bamboo t shirts ever. Actually, they are 70% bamboo and 30% organic cotton. These ladies tees are so soft that you’ll feel like you are hugging a panda bear.

They have a slimming cut and they are extremely versatile. Now, match that with our over the top designs and you’ll understand my vision. There are funny t-shirt sites out there. And, there are eco friendly t shirt sites out there.

However, there are few if ANY sites that combine both. That’s exactly what we’re doing.

So, why bamboo? Bamboo is naturally “anti microbial.” Most shirts need to add a harmful chemical in order to become anti-microbial. Bamboo is like this naturally. It has it’s own natural chemical called “kunh” which prevents bacteria from growing on it. This agent stays on the shirts for tons of washes and it will serve you for years.

In fact, I can write a book about the benefits of bamboo, but I don’t want to bore you. The truth of the matter is that these bamboo shirts are super soft and cute. You are going to love the way that they look and feel on you.

Match it up with your fav design and remember that we plant a tree with every purchase. That policy stands for our entire product line. It doesn’t matter if it’s a bamboo tee or a cutting board. We are still doing the same thing.    In addition, we are printing with water based inks.

What does that mean to you? It means that you won’t feel the pattern when you run your hand over the shirt. The goal is for it to feel like an old vintage t shirt. Funny t shirts and comfort are our # 1 goals. Stiff tees stink. We want you to feel like you are walking around in pajamas all day!

The shirts aren’t available yet, but feel free to call me for pre-orders. Here is my number 646.226.1100. Ask for Kuhli.

Bamboo shirts rock!

There is a lot of debate regarding whether dogs dream or not. They do. And I didn’t need brain monitors to figure that out. I just know what my dog looks like when he is happy. And I’ve seen him happy while he was dreaming. I have watched my dog sleep. A true pack leader is in tune with his dog. They know what’s going on while it’s going on. Other people may have looked at him and thought it was random and involuntary tail wagging etc……Think what you’d like. Debate what you’d like. I know my dog and dogs in general. I can’t back up the whole dream thing with hard proof, but I know the truth. If you need hard proof, then go check out our Zazzle store. It has nothing to do with a dog’s brain but I just thought I’d send you there anyway. We sell cute totes that you can carry your dog’s stuff in when you go to the park.

cute stuff for girls | a tree planted with every purchase

cute stuff for girls | a tree planted with every purchase

If you’re not familiar with Zazzle, then you should be. Zazzle is the shxt. It allows me to bring you the world’s cutest tote bags. Kiss paper and plastic goodbye. Just remember to use an organic lip plumper first. As with all of our products, we plant a tree with every purchase.

We offer a huge variety of tote bags. I’m not just talking about the designs either. I’m talking about the actual tote bags themselves. They look chic even when they are blank. That’s how we knew that we’d picked the perfect canvas for our pretty graphic designs. We have double stitched canvas totes, floral totes, two tone etc…… The totes that we are offering here are top quality too. They don’t just look beautiful. They’ll last you forever as well. Think about that the next time you are carrying a plastic bag. Walk this way if you’d like to enter our world of funny and cute tote bags for ladies.

There was this. This picture represents the obstacle course one takes to become one of our artistic contributors. I must first see how you doodle. I must see the beauty within manifest onto a piece of paper. Only the purest survive! Lynda, our Indonesian homey takes the cake. She doodles like no other! It was from this pic that I realized that she needs to create really cool pillows for us. Well, she wound up doing a lot more. She is helping us create a whole line of beautiful gifts for ladies. But right now, we are working closely together to create the cutest tooth fairy pillow ever. And my favorite part is that we will be planting a tree in your honor if you buy this or any of our stupid products. That’s because we are donating a portion of everything to our friends. If you clicked on the “our friends” link, you’ll see that we made a comment on the video. It’s around the 10th or 11th comment. What amazes me most about that video is how few comments were made. Look how many thousands of times that video was watched. Juicy celebrity gossip videos receive hundreds of comments but he get less than 20? We have to get serious about saving the earth. I don’t mean to be preachy. Maybe I’ve been listening to too much Ma$e again. Hey, at least he’s not as angry as this guy. Gee, I wonder why he is missing a tooth? I wonder if he’d want to be a sales rep for all of our classy feminine products.

Let’s face it, it’s hard work being an affection whore. I mean, you’re walking around looking for affection all day. It can be very tiring. After a long fruitless day, you need a extra soft place to rest your pretty brain. This is the place. This square little piece of real estate is filled with glitter, puppies and love. I know what you are thinking: “I don’t want to smush the puppies.” Don’t worry, you won’t. They are really tiny. In fact, they are a little bit smaller than these forest creatures. And they survive on the glitter and love inside all of these pillows.

You are looking at the first in our line of fun coffee cups for ladies. I know what you are thinking: “what if I don’t drink coffee??” Well, that’s no problem. Our specially designed cute cups can hold a variety of liquids. You can drink tea, diet soda and even cranberry juice out of this adorable little mug. In the near future, you will have tons & tons of designs to choose from. This one says: “I’m pretty intense” with a picture of a girl in a tent. When we first started, we were only going to make cute t-shirts. Now, we are developing a line of super cute cups, clocks, pillows and tons of other fun stuff. And just like our t-shirts, we vow to plant a tree with the purchase of every item. I might even plant 2 trees for certain items but that has yet to be determined. The only thing that has been determined is where you are headed after reading this posting. Whether you admit it or not, you are headed towards the world of cute coffee cups.

Don’t worry, we print on shirts that are waaay more stylish then this one here. This is just here to display our newest art work and slogan. This flirty shirt comes straight off of the runways of Tokyo, Milan & New Jersey.

This can be your cute way of announcing to the world that you are unavailable. You are better then half of these guys out here anyway. They are def not Mr Right. Most of them aren’t even Mr Right Now. Soem of them aren’t even Mr Right Away!! That’s pathetic. But you know what’s not pathetic? The fact that we clock in over 1,000 hours a week working on all of these Funny Girls T Shirts We work our fingers to the bone. Then we work our bones to the finger. It’s strange but true!!

I love the art work and the splatter paint on this one. And the rose, is just the perfect touch. This shirt makes me feel like I’m living on cloud. It makes me feel warm inside. We shouldn’t be allowed to make shirts that are this cute. But, we’d do it even if we weren’t allowed. That’s because we are renegades in the world of Funny Girls T Shirts.

These t shirts are now available on all natural bamboo shirts. They are super soft and luxurious. If you’ve ever felt bamboo fabric then you know what I’m talking about. It’s almost like cashmere. We are taking oders by phone while the shopping cart is being built. So, call us today. We can either sell you a product or become your new best amiga. Ask for Kuhli (646) 226 1100

You don’t have to be a metal fan to enjoy this tshirt, unless, you are talking about 24kt Gold. Who isn’t a fan of that? This cute graphic t shirt is available in tons of color & style combinations. And remember, we vow to plant a tree with every purchase of every cute t-shirt. So, you can feel good about yourself while you are wearing an offensive t shirt. Not that this is that offensive anyway. With this shirt, you are simply announcing to the world to not F*ck with you today. What’s wrong with that? My dream would be for me to get this shirt into the hands of a celebrity stylist, but not just anybody’s celebrity stylist. I want to get this into the hands of Rachel Ray’s stylist. I’ve been a fan of her since before she was famous. I wouldn’t mind Chelsea Handler wearing one of our Cute Halter Tops either. But, there are tons of Ladies T Shirt companies trying to get their goods into the hands of Celebes. What makes us different you ask? The main reason is that a picture of them wearing our shirts isn’t important to me. Most companies feel unsatisfied if one of their shirts simply winds up in a Caleb’s closet instead of on the cover of Life & Style. Personally, I could care less. Chelsea and Rachael rock. I can sleep well knowing that they are secret fans of my women’s shirts. Don’t get it twisted though. It would be awesome if they got snapped for the cover of OK magazine or something. This shirt is perfect to wear to the Golden Globe Awards. If you don’t believe me then go ask the Golden Globes themselves!! It’s also great for the Oscars. It pairs nicely with some indigo colored Eye Shadow. But, that’s really true of all of our Funny T Shirts for Girls.

This cute trend started in Ukraine. It has been a popular shirt there since we invaded Iraq. Let’s face it, the terrorists would never let you wear a shirt like this. So, let’s celebrate our freedom by wearing this Cute T Shirt.   *   Wearing this shirt will feel more refreshing than having a 24 kt gold facial. But, don’t get it twisted. We love Jenna and would never ever want anything bad to happen to her. I would blow the terrorists away if they ever tried to come near her. It would be horrible for them. I would act like Mike Tyson in 86′ That’s because I truly love Jenna even though she refuses to wear any of our Pretty T-Shirts. That’s fine. I know that she secretly loves them. I know that she must dream about our Cute Ladies Accessories when she is doing humanitarian work in Guam. And if she doesn’t, that’s o.k. too. I would still be honored if I found out that Jenna hated all of our Cute Outfits   *   I’d rather have her hate then have her do nothing. I’m not sure what I meant by that either. Strut here if you want to be bff’s and borrow some of my Cute Graphic T-Shirts.   *

High Heals.

That’s why I smoke after a long day of wearing high heels.

I just wipe my make up off and blaze a big fat blunt.

Sometimes, I run out of papers and I’ll just roll it in one of my funny graphic t shirts.

Other times, I’ll use a bong and then whine about my day.

I just have to make sure that I have plenty of fresh fruit around for the munchies.

What else am I going to dip in my pot of melted swiss chocolate??

This is one of our most subtle funny girl’s t shirts yet.

Most people don’t even notice that is says “Heals” but then again, most people are retardo!!

If you still like me after using the word retardo then hop scotch your way over to the rest of the funny girls t shirts.

Why do we always have to be perfect?

What about you moron?

Did you notice that you look like a fat sweaty gorilla?

Do you think that your “package” smells as sweet as the rose on this Cute T Shirt?

Someone should ship your “package” to another country with no return address!!

WARNING: You must have CLASS if you want to wear this hot shirt.

This sexy little show stopper have been tearing up the runways of New York, Tokyo & Afghanistan.

Now, it’s your turn to get this hot celebrity look.

And to top it off, we pledge to plant a tree for every purchase.

That goes for all of the shirts that we sell.

We’ve partnered up with Trees for the Future @ www.treesftf.org to make this possible.

See, we are the first company to make shirts this crazy, yet still have the social awareness to plant trees.

Trees are our friends.

When I was a little kid, I used to be able to make it windy!!! I used to love watching the trees sway to the wind that I’d created.

Fashion Tip: This slimming T Shirt goes well with a pair of strappy sandals or dangly earrings. You can also wear it with a pair of wool tights underneath and a couple of Fun Clunky Bracelets on your wrists.

Trust me, you’ll look prettier than Elisha Cuthbert if you do as I say. You’ll also be able to beat her up.

Anything is possible in this Funny Girls T Shirt.

I know what you are thinking: “I just got back from the fuchsia” Well, we don’t care. We want you to go back again. You were a bad girl the first time. We need you to go back and right all of your wrongs. We are giving you the chance to do everything over. We are also giving you the chance to do it over in impeccable style with this cute shirt. Trust me, when you walk down the street in this humorous tee shirt people will ask: “Who is that winner??” Think about it. Wouldn’t it feel to good to be a winner? You are a winner in my eyes and I haven’t even laid eyes on you yet. In fact, you already won my heart without even taking a glance at all of my Funny Girls T Shirts : )

I’m pretty intense.

But, I’m extra pretty in tents!!

I don’t know why, but it’s true.

I look really fugly in the real world.

But, I’m a knockout when I go camping.

Maybe it’s the fresh air. Maybe it’s the crickets.

I think it’s the forest creatures.

Their energy makes me feel beautiful.

Some of my forest friends are featured on this Funny T Shirt for Chicks!!

In the future, this design will be available on cups. Bizarre, but true.

What’s also true is the fact that we use water based inks on all of our Comfy T Shirts. That means that they a little more planet friendly than most graphic tees. In addition, we’ve teamed up with TFTF to plant a tree for every purchase sold.

This shirt looks really good with a pair of Cute Jeans. It’s perfect to wear on a camping trip. It’s also perfect on a mushroom trip. It also looks good on a road trip or for tripping down the stairs. Just kidding about the last part. You should always be careful when you are walking down the stairs.

Unless, you see a gift card at the bottom. In that case, run down the stairs. It’s worth taking the chance. That’s because you might be able to use that gift card on all of our Funny T Shirts for Girls.

You don’t have to solely be pretty in tents in order to wear this shirt. However, it does help. If you’re not sure whether you are pretty in tents or not then you should e-mail me.

We can go camping together. I’ll even drive us!! I’ll trust you as long as you promise not to pack a shovel and duct tape. Just pack some clothes and get ready for a good time.

We can stay up really late and have a pajama party in the woods. But, we have to leave early if you want to go camping.

The camping grounds are really far away. They are tucked away deep within the forest of Funny Girls T Shirts : )

Sorry for the misleading title. For some reason, you’ve found yourself in the “realationship advice” section of my Glog (blog 4 girls)

Today, I want to fix the relationship between rulers and the population.

You should be more loving and we should be more trusting. If we both did these to things, then you wouldn’t have to collect taxes.

We’d just give it to you as charity.

The End

I am a pack leader for my dog. However, I think a lot of people get the pack leader concept a little twisted. I’m trying to educate my dog to walk behind me.

But, that’s just because I live in the city. I have to walk first or he can step on broken glass or get hit by a car. But, many people focus on the whole “walking ahead of your dog” thing a little too much. It is very important that we walk ahead of our dogs.

But, in my opinion that’s just for safety reasons. Doggy woggies don’t understand the concept of cars or how much it would suck to get hit by one. BUT, in nature the pack leader concept is a little different.

If you are a pack leader and you’ve taken your dog to the country then you know what I’m about to say. Your dog will revolve around you like the moons around Jupiter. He won’t ALWAYS be behind you.

But, his eyes will always be on you. You will remain his source of guidance. That’s why it’s so important to be a good teacher. In order to be a good teacher you must be able to continually adapt and become sharper. That way, you are always growing and your dog is always growing. Go to YouTube and type in “pack of dogs”.

Once you go past all of the silly home videos, find a real documentary about dogs. Then tell everyone to shut the fuck up because you need to focus. Watch the dog pack while they are walking. They don’t all walk behind the pack leader. But, their eyes are always on the pack leader. They are constantly in tune with the pack leader’s energy.

They revolve around the pack leader like the moons around Jupiter. P.S. In Nature, they all sleep in a den. In this den, they all snuggle together while wearing these.

Dogs don’t have names in nature. There is just a sound that means come.

My dog doesn’t have a name but he knows the word “come”. Everything else that we do is based on an energy level.

Klick here if you wanna see my puppy’s favorite energy site.

I am a loner. One of the reasons for this, is because it’s hard to find people that aren’t judgmental. I’m like the world’s most non judgmental person and even I’m judgmental sometimes.

Some people might mistake my jokes for being judgmental but I’m kidding about whatever it is, almost 100% of the time. I like to just watch the news or walk around and just observe in a way that isn’t judgmental.

And, there are a lot of incidents here in the NYC area. So, there are a lot of opportunities to be judgmental.

I’ll give you an example. There was a guy recently whose dog started going to the bathroom near a tree. Then this homeless guy runs out of a building and starts yelling at him. He didn’t want the dog to go to the bathroom on that part of the sidewalk.

Next thing you know, they start calling each other: MOTHER FUCKERS!!! (listen at 2:21)

Why did the guy with the dog get mad? Why would he say: “You don’t own the F’ing sidewalk” Why not just take a step back and ask the homeless guy why he is so angry?

If he did that, then he’d be curious instead of judgmental. If he had asked why, then he would know what I know.

I know that homeless guy. He wasn’t always homeless. He used to live in the building that he came out of to yell at the guy with the dog. He still has keys to the building though and storage space too somewhere.

This is where he keeps his books. He sells these books on the same spot that the dog was making #2. He got upset because this little part of the sidewalk is all he has left. He sells books on that spot for like $2 and sells like 3 a day.

Whenever I have a book or videos that I don’t want, I don’t throw it out. I give it to him so that he can sell it. Anyway, float over here if you wanna see some Silly Tee Shirts for Girls!!! This is to the people that think that link sucked.

Go Here For The Real Shxt!!!

Come watch this crazy episode of the online video series MySpace Rants!

In this video clip Ivan shares his love of fake endangered species and hidden mp3s.

Ivan I Abduct Aliens

Ok, tonight I’m waiting for one of my main artists to bring me some fresh patterns based on my funny slogans. She’s actually already a couple of days late with them. I try and chill and remember how many times I was a slacker when I was working for other people.

Even though, she doesn’t technically work for me. She is a freelancer. But, in all fairness she isn’t really being a slacker. Her parents are about to lose her childhood home. In addition, there is a lot of other stuff going on.

I have other artists on deck so I’m not too stressed. I just hired a new artist that creates incredible computer generated art. To peep all of the artist’s work, just click here

Have you ever heard someone say: “This is a nightmare”?? When the only thing that happened is that they realized that they lost their credit card. Or they totally submerged their foot in a puddle while wearing nice shoes. Or even if someone tells you that you look ugly. I don’t look at any of these things as nightmares!!! I look at them as opportunities to grow. The goal is to grow after every conflict. To get better after every one.

Last night, there was a guy SCREAMING on the street for a lawyer!!! I had my window open and I live in the city. Part of the reason that I left it open is because it’s like a primitive TV set but you get really involved in the stories. My point is that almost nothing would make me scream like that. I don’t think he was attacked and that’s the only excuse there would be. Whatever his case was, he saw his situation as a nightmare. He didn’t see it as an opportunity. He didn’t embrace it. This was an experience for him but a bad one. He didn’t grow.

Then again, maybe he’ll grow from it over time. But, why not grow right there ON THE SPOT!!! Why even have that emotional outburst?? The goal is to be wise in the moment!!! You might say, well “I’m a Human Being” how am I supposed to Not react?? How do I hold that in??

Well, there is a switch to shut that off. I don’t claim to know where that switch is. Not because I don’t know where the switch is. But because it’s located somewhere different on different people. I know where mine is. Fuxkk!! I keep getting deep!! If you just wanna see Funny Girls T Shirts then close your eyes and clique here : )

Not really, but I just wanted to get your attention. Anyway, I want to do a review of Lind Z’s trailer for her movie “Georgia Rule.” I don’t want to review the movie. Instead, I want to do the world’s 1st “movie trailer review!!”

Watch the trailer below and tell me what kind of movie you would think it was based on. You would think it was some light hearted movie about bonding. Nothing could be further from the truth. It’s a movie about bonding, alcoholism, abuse & rape!! Not that movies don’t go there, but they NEVER have trailers like this. Seriously, go watch this movie. Then go watch the trailer about 10 times. I recommend watching it a few times before the movie as well.

Whoever put this movie together had this trailer in mind from DAY ONE and picking Lindsay Lohan was no accident. If you do the above exercise and disagree with me, then send me a message. We can get it poppin’ on my Internet Radio Show!!! You would have to be retarded to disagree with me on this however. Sorry if the word “retarded” sounds harsh. I volunteered and worked with that population for years and I still use it. I’m inventing a new word that isn’t as offensive. The new word is “retardo.”

Everything from this point on is just retardo. Please watch the video and re-read my above “movie trailer review” If you don’t then I’ll never let you borrow one of my Funny Girls T Shirts : )

IT’s TRUE. When I say “never been used” I’m not talking about how new they are. Of course they’re new. I’m not selling worn clothes (yet). I mean that I will be printing on STYLES that I’ve never seen anybody else print clever funny t shirt slogans on before. Trust me, you’re gonna want to check it out. We will sell basic t shirts as well. But, if you’re looking for some new ideas that lend a new way to express yourself then holla back jack!! That’s my WORD, Shout out to my BIRD. Here is a video of my BBFF (Best Bird Friend Forever) The Only thing that I don’t like about this video is that she doesn’t give the audience time to react. Dude, you’re not Ellen Degeneres.

But, I’m not here to talk about birds or shirts. Somehow you ended up in the “You Discussed Me” section. Not to be confused with “you disgust me.” Trust me, you don’t disgust me. I think you’re really pretty. I’m here to talk about me and something that I just realized. I just realized that I grew up with a water treatment facility in my backyard. I could have put exclamation points after that, but I don’t know if I should feel alarmed yet. I SHOULD feel alarmed for a reason. That’s because if I really grew near something bad, then I’d like to know why. Why didn’t they contain it? I live right near the run off water and a dirty looking pond.

If it turns out that this water is scary dangerous then I promise NOT to sue the owner if he will just tell me why. The other crazy thing is that I just saw 3 military choppers going over my house the other day. Keep in mind that these water treatment facilities can explode!! They are potential targets. I don’t even mind living near one of these things, but just tell me why the water leaving doesn’t seem contained. If it has to go through my backyard, can’t you just contain it better? It looks so messy. Build a park or something. I’ll even play frisbee with you if you promise to wear one our funny girls t shirts.

About a week ago, we took pictures of our Spicy Gourmet Cupcakes. They came out excellent, even though the photographer forgot to bring a “macro lens.”

A macro lens is the best lens to take food pictures like this with. It’s the one that let’s you see the texture of the cake and frosting up close.

We will be shooting more photos with this lens in the future. But for now, we still have 160 pictures that are still better than 99% of the Cupcake sites out there.

There is a even a surprise celebrity guest in one of the pics!!!

In these images, you get to see our Spicy Gourmet Cupcakes fresh out of the oven. We made a special batch that day and some of the ones that we offered won’t be available to the public for a while.

That’s because we are focusing on just 2 delicious cupcakes at the beginning. They are both chocolate and they are both spicy.

One is mild / medium & the other if F’ing Spicy!!

On a separate note, it’s harder than you would think to find boxes to put the Cupcakes in. That’s because I want to print our own boxes with our own label. The REAL hard part however is finding the right “Cupcake Holder” to put inside the box.

That’s really important, because I don’t want your Gourmet Cupcakes to get smushed on the way over there.

But, these are just small glitches that are just a part of the process. In the meantime, you can still order them now if you call me and be one of the 1st customers!!!

I mean come on, when was the last time someone offered you a Spicy Cupcake?? Just imagine the best chocolate cupcake you’ve ever had with a little bit of kick.

That’s what we’re offering straight from NYC!!!

Holla at me. Ivan 646 226 1100 {———– That’s my actual phone number.

You can call that if you want to order Gourmet Cupcakes right now with a frosting that nobody else uses!!

Or, you can call me IF YOU JUST WANT TO TALK : )

That’s right, Diddy is totally happy. He also likes rapping about how awesome it is to be Diddy. I don’t know why he wants you to know this, but he does. He is totally focused on this goal too. He has made about a million songs about how awesome it is to be Puff Daddy. I just want to know who thinks this guy is cool?? Who is co-signing for this guy?? Watch this video. His part starts around 1:20 seconds. That’s him rapping about “coastal beefs” and “shoot outs!!”
Then he says “my lawyer is so good that Diddy got acquitted”. WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! Hold the Fuck Up.

Let’s disect this for a second. “Coastal beefs?” It sure sounds like is bragging about being involved with coastal beefs. Dude, your bff died in that coastal beef!!

Then he talks about “shoot outs” One of his best rappers went to jail for years for that mess and he is bragging about it? What is wrong with this guy? Then he says “My lawyer is so good that Diddy got acquitted” What about “Diddy is so innocent that Diddy got acquitted?”

Are you actually saying the only reason u r a free man is because you have a good lawyer?? Once again, who thinks this guy is cool?

By the way, that was the OFFICIAL VERSION of that video. I heard that video cost $40MIL. You could have send many people to college with that money. Here is another video. But, this one comes straight from Puff Daddy. It’s hard to watch. It’s pretty much him bragging about being a father. He brags about watching the kids without “nannies” or “mommy”
Why brag about that? Why not just be a father??

I would have been more impressed if he was playing chess with his kids and didn’t say a word. If he was a fireman, would he brag while he’s putting out a fire?? I’m serious, I want to go into a boxing ring with this idiot. I want to fight him on pay per view for charity!!! Don’t worry P SHITTY, I’ll let you wipe off the blood with one of Our Funny T Shirts 4 Girls : )

Also, pause the video @ 25 seconds. I think the kid in the middle is smothering the baby!! I’m serious. I just called child services.

I just want to establish a couple of rules with him first. I want to be able to hang out with him for 6 months prior to the fight. I also need to wrestle him 6 times before the fight.

I just don’t get this guy. He is one of rap’s biggest celebrities right now and he is a total freak. See the guy with the red flag in the audience that’s dancing?? That’s “The Birdman” aka “BABY”. Well, Lil Wayne kisses that guy on the mouth. I’m not even making up rumors. I you don’t believe me, then google it.

And I’m not judging him. I just don’t understand it. I’ve lived in the ghetto and that shxt doesn’t fly in any ghetto. Notice at 3:53 on the video that he says “SOO WOO!!!” That is him claiming to be a blood. Go find me another member of the bloods that kisses another man on the mouth and calls him “DADDY” This is all true. He even admits it publicly!!!

Who kno