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Lots of people are going to create Irene gear but most of them are laaaaame. Not that the ones I suggested aren’t lame.
They are less lame than what is out there though.
You know what else is lame? MY LIFE! I don’t want to be doing this.
I want to sit on a beach in Costa Rica. Now I’m recommending Hurricane Irene Shirts? WTH!!
Tiger is a cheetah. But, that’s a personal issue! There is some news recently that is so big that I am talking about it on my own glog. I’m not even making an attempt to shout out my line of FUNNY GIRLS TOPS
Well, I don’t know if it’s big but it’s both thought provoking and awe inspiring. Firstly, a scientist photographed a single electron.
Also, the norway spirals have been interesting. I don’t know what they are but they resemble a single electron and sacred geometry.
There is a lot of this kind of stiff going on. Something similar happened a few years back. CHECK THIS OUT!!
You may be asking yourself why such a fancy shmancy fashion website would be posting ufo videos, norway spirals and single electrons.
The doctor and I are working on this but leave a comment if you figure it out. By the way, if you send me a comment I will give you FREE DOG TRAINING TIPS & ADVICE.
Ok, so you just rescued a dog. Now what? Don’t fuck around!! This dog needs obedience, structure and the loving desire to fulfill it’s needs.
What do I mean?? Let’s talk specifics. When most people go to a kennel, they fall in love with the dog and give it a million hugs and kisses.
This is ok if you found the rare gem in a shelter with zero emotional scars. But, if your dog is imbalanced in any way then it is the wrong time to give it affection.
What the dog needs to know first is that you are NOT GOING TO HARM HIM. Just sit beside the dog. Don’t let them jump all over you.
Share a quiet moment kneeling beside your new friend and pack member.
When you are both calm, take a walk with the dog. Take the dog on the longest walk of both of your lives.
WALK FOR MILES. Walk until you are both exhausted and then give the dog the best meat that you can find. I prefer RAW MEAT if the dog is accustomed to a raw food diet.
This is the type of leader that dogs crave!! Oh, by the way, don’t forget to check our full live of dazzling funny t shirts for girls.
I wrote a blog aka glog (blog for girls) regarding pillow humping over a year ago. I’m still receiving comments on it.
In fact, I get more comments from that than any post EVER. I have written great articles on dog training, funny t shirts for ladies, and randomness.
Why is this the only posting that gets tons of comments? Is pillow humping this central to your lives?
You should see all of the comments that I had to delete. Look, I don’t mind the comments. Please keep sending them.
However, do you think you can find it in your heart to comment on other posts as well? At the very least, check out our sister site that sells kick ass baby shirts and maternity tees.
Let’s talk a little bit about military analysts and the lack of criminal analysts. Military analysts are different than soldiers.
They have to look at the battlefield objectively and make difficult decisions. They study past battles.
Criminal analysts on the other hand don’t exist. That’s why you see different criminals making the same mistakes.
For example, I have read many stories about cops getting arrested after robbing drug dealers.
A gang of rogue cops will band together and rob drug dealers. They think that they will never get caught. They might not get caught for a while but they usually slip.
They need a criminal analyst. They don’t study how cops got busted for the same thing and why.
These types of rogue cops are brutes. They simply lack the finesse to study past mistakes. It’s great to have adrenaline but you need brains too.
Why are there military analysts but not criminal ones? It just seems off balance. Don’t we need a balance between sugar and spice?
I guess Al Queda is having a criminal analyst. But, they are the only ones. That’s why I am offering my services as a “petty crimes” analyst.
I will teach you how to jay walk. With my method, you will not get caught. Contact the hell out of me if you are interested.
I am an online college course dropout. I am a loser. But, I do make the funniest andbest t shirts for girls on the internet.
I have one shirt that is selling like hot cakes on the street. I can’t mention it here and you can’t find it on the site (yet).
If I do, a certain celebrity might get mad at me. Just know, if you ( the celeb) is reading this, I’m not trying to make fun of you with this shirt.
I’m a fan of you. If you want, I’ll give all of the profits to the charity of your choice.
I just made the shirt because I thought the slogan sounded funny. But, a lot of people don’t like you apparently. They think that you are conceited and just pretend to be interested in your guests.
I think you should invite these people on to your show. They just THINK they don’t like you. Really, they misunderstand you.
You should have them pause videos on past shows and show you what they consider “conceited behavior.” Then, tell them how you really felt in that moment.
It’s ok to be vulnerable. If you were faking being interested on tv then just admit it and be real in the moment.
If you were thinking of a witty comment instead of really LISTENING WHILE GENUINELY CURIOUS to your guests then admit it.
This glog post is over. This was so estupido.
In the meantime, come find me in the park for a shirt that makes fun of a celebrity that I have no beef against.
This post will make no sense to people that haven’t seen the dog whisperer. If you are a fan, then you’ve likely seen some aggressive dogs on there.
One of his greatest tools is his pack of dogs. A pack of balanced dogs can effect the mindset of an unbalanced dog.
Recently, he had a dog on that was running the household. It barked at anyone that came to the door and even bit people.
Once this dog was jogging with a pack it was a different story. This dog used to be a terror. But, once it was with lots of dogs, it soon realized that it was just a dog.
It was no longer an aggressive leader. The new leader was calm and assertive. This dog needed other dogs to help put things into perspective.
The dog soon realized that he could not be the terror of the pack. There was already a pack leader and he was kind.
He was guiding them and offering a fulfilling experience.
What does this have to do with aliens?
Well, we have have many war mongering nations. This is because we don’t have a pack of planets with life on them.
What if we did and what if they lived in peace? We wouldn’t want to be the fucked up plat that still has wars.
Yet, such a federation of planets exists. And, when they make undeniable mass contact with us, we will all stop in our tracks. Our jaws will drop.
Posted By: Spicy on May 03, 2009 at 6:49 am Tags: bites, dog, owners
Recently, I was called in for a dog that bites it’s own owners, eats the cat’s poop and refuses to run.
Let’s start with the cat poop. This dog could have been missing a supplement in it’s diet. I am a big advocate of dog food supplements.
Do you really think that any living thing can get it’s nutritional needs met with 1 can of anything? Imagine if the government gave 1 can and told you that everything you need is in there.
Wouldn’t you still crave fresh fruits & vegetables? Just because a label has tons of vitamins and minerals doesn’t mean that your body will absorb it all.
Dog’s need fresh fruit, vegetables and supplements. I use “NuPro” supplements. I’m sure that other good ones exist.
My point is that a dog eating poop is not always a bad dog. Your dog’s nutritional needs may not be getting met.
Even if it turns out to be behavioral, you should still give a dog supplements in my view. Their coat gets shinier and they just seem healthier all around (to me anyway).
If the poop eating is behavioral then 1 method is to reward the dog in the presence of the poop WHEN THE DOG IGNORES IT.
This reward can be whatever the dog likes. Petting, treats etc….
This particular dog that I was dealing with was bored. It’s owners never ran with him. This dog wanted to run.
Dog’s don’t usually bite their owners. When this happens, it’s usually a symptom of a much larger problem.
In this case, the dog wasn’t getting enough exercise. It was frustrated and it didn’t even have a bone to chew on.
Dogs need to release physical energy. They want their muscles to be exhausted. They are not like us. They don’t want to sit on the couch and eat pizza.
Don’t get me wrong, they WILL sit on the couch with you and eat pizza. However, they would rather be running through the woods and jumping over fallen branches.
This is what’s in their DNA.
The couple that I was working with told me that their dog hated a certain park. They also told me that their dog hated to jog / run.
So, I took the leash and went alone to the park with the dog. The dog was hesitant. I paid the dog little attention.
My energy was focused on running. As a leader, I knew we were going to run. My focus was on the path ahead. I was looking our for fallen branches, holes in the ground etc…
I knew that when I ran, the dog would run. I was right or rather mother nature was right.
So, I started running and when I looked back I could see the dog smiling. I have never met a young dog that didn’t like to run.
When people tell em that their young dog doesn’t like to run, I laugh. That’s because I know that the owner doesn’t like to run or has given up.
The same thing happens with the rain. People always tell em that their dog hates the rain. Oh yeah?
Well, do you like the rain? Do you jog with your dog in the pouring rain WITHOUT AN UMBRELLA?
Doing things that you don’t like to do can be a growing experience. It shows you that you must change in order for your dog to change.
