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We just hatched “I love my boyfriend” tees

Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Jun 30, 2008 at 12:18 am
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New York City - NYC

When people first see this, they aren’t too sure what they’re looking at. They think they are looking at a piece of art that is hanging in our bakery. But, they’re wrong.

This is actually a very rare photo of me. I don’t let very many people see it. It’s embarrassing being half human and half chicken. And what’s worse, is losing one of my eggs. But, it is these very eggs that hatch all of our great t shirt slogans.

Many people are under the assumption that we create our tshirts in a screen printing shop. Nothing could be farther from the truth. All of our t shirts are hatched out of golden eggs. It’s a pretty amazing thing.

There are tons of videos on youtube that document this miraculous process. Recently, our eggs started hatching some of the most beauteous I love my boyfriend tees ever. Every once in a while, one of our eggs will hatch an eco friendly tote bag or two.

But, that hasn’t happened in a while. Please don’t pass this photo around. If people find out that I’m a chicken then they might fry me up. It’s true that I taste delicious in honey mustard, but back off!! I have a right to live. If you come any closer than my boyfriend will kick your ass!!

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Washington Heights 2008

Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Jun 19, 2008 at 11:03 am


New York City - NYC

This picture was taken in the east side of Washington Heights. I used to belong to a gym near there that was pretty much filled with members of the bloods. Me and my friend used to throw up gang signs from the treadmill as a joke (true story). I’m surprised that we didn’t get killed. But, the gang signs that we were throwing up were so obscure that they probably thought we were from Nibiru or something.

Anyway, I love the energy of uptown Manhattan. That energy is partly what fuels all of our silly t shirts. It even partly fuels our new line of I love my boyfriend t shirts. The only thing that I don’t like up there is all of the litter. Nobody is “green” and hardly anybody uses canvas tote bags up there. But, it’s still magical and the views of the Hudson river are awesome.

Speaking of cool neighborhoods, you should check out our new Etsy shop. It’s a lovely piece of real estate. You can find the boyfriend t shirts that I mentioned earlier. They are all very cool and next level. I dare you to find another site that put so much effort into their boyfriend shirts.

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Funny Girls t Shirts - I Love my Boyfriend

Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on May 21, 2008 at 8:14 pm
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Click on the I love my boyfriend tee below and it will take you right to our Etsy shop. Keep clicking on the larger thumb nails.

The design is a little difficult to read from these pics but it looks amazing in real life. This is one of the cutest “I love my bf” shirts you’ll ever see.

A lot of work and caring went into this design. We became inspired to create a great boyfriend shirt about a couple of months ago. I was walking down the street in nyc and I saw tons of I love my boyfriend t shirts.

But, they were mostly cheesy copy cats of the “I love NY logo”. So, we decided to make something completely original. In fact, we decided to make a whole line of them and this line will continue to grow.

The one below displays a beautiful dandelion with the words naturally flying off of into the wind. It’s very feminine, chic & flirty.

We plant a tree with every purchase thanks to our friends at trees for the future.

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This is a commercial that we made for some of our kick ass “I love my boyfriend” tees. We decided that we were going to start making commercials for individual t shirts.

We also make commercials for the site in general but we wanted to bring special attention to these I love my bf tees. These t shirts were hand drawn by our lovely and talented artist alliance.

They captured the heart and soul of what it means to be in love. So, if you are in love and you feel like expressing that in style then you’ve come to the right place. Most I love my bf shirts are printed on boring conventional cotton.

It isn’t soft and it isn’t special. All of our shirts are extra chic with just a hint of fairy dust. Trust us, you’ll feel the difference.

If we are doing our jobs right, then it should feel like a gentle massage as it cascades down your back. It will make you feel as sexy as you do when you wear your boyfriend’s old t shirt.

Funny Girls t Shirt - i Love my Boyfriend

Many of you have probably seen I Love my Boyfriend T shirts before.

However, I bet most of you don’t know the history of them, They were created in 1567 by a guy named Larxing Belfast.

He created these stylish shirts for his 18 girlfriends.

They didn’t know about each other though.

Then one day they all went to the fountain to collect some berries.

To their surprise, they were all wearing the same cute shirt.

Then they started talking. They soon discovered that they all had the same boyfriend.

But, one thing was wrong. Everybody had different descriptions of what this super hunk looked like. Some said he was black and 5′ 3” and others said he was white and 9′ 3″. Still, some said that he was from Japanese while someone else swore that he was a dragon.

That’s when it all clicked into place. There Boyfriend was a shape shifting scum bag. But, after talking further they soon made another discovery. He wasn’t cheating on any of them. In fact, they all lived in the same bed, but somehow they never noticed each other.

That’s because all of them were blind. In fact, they were so blind that they needed brail in order to read all of our Funny Girls T Shirts

: )

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Dogs are like comedians and comedians are like sociopaths + we make girly tees!

Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on May 06, 2008 at 9:07 pm


Ok, what am I talking about? I can’t really explain it. It sounded really good in my head like 2 minutes ago. I’ll try and explain it.

For the first of it all, let me explain the girly tees part. We make girly tees that rock and often times roll.

Back to the dog stuff. Here is why dogs are like comedians and comedians are like sociopaths. Check it.

I see a lot of dogs that are constantly “kissing” people (especially their hands). But, a lot of dogs developed that behavior when they learned that biting was wrong.

So, they start obsessively licking. And then people think it’s cute. It’s not cute.

They just put their energy into a form that was acceptable to you. It’s still aggressive at it’s core. The road to heaven was paved with bad intentions. I promise you this.

Comedians are kinda similar. Think about it this way. Most rock stars wish to be funny and most comedians wished they could rock.

Comedy is a way to channel aggression. Comedians have an outside perspective

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Anything you’d like to add to our FAQ’s ?

Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Apr 12, 2008 at 5:52 am
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We are currently writing our FAQ’s section and we’d like to hear from you.

Are there any questions that you’d like to see answered? Are there any ?uestions that you feel like other t shirt sites didn’t answer? Do you think that calling them “FAQ” is boring?

Let us know. Leave a comment. Maybe you think we should call them “SIGCA” - Stuff I get confused about.

OR……….”AMQS” - Answer my question sucka.

Just let us know your ideas. Even if you don’t leave a comment, we got you. We know what you are thinking before you think it. We’re good like that.

Right off the bat, we know that one of the most frequently asked questions will be: “Why are these shirts $32?”

Yes Yes Yes, we know that there are tons of places that you can buy $20 shirts. But, you’ve never felt anything like we are about to offer.

Our kick ass selection of eco friendly fabrics flow so perfectly with all of our funny t shirts for girls. With us, you get the best of both worlds.

Kick ass funny t shirt sayings printed on attractive, eco friendly fabrics. If you don’t like these shirts then you can hit me up and I’ll do an embarrassing stunt of your choice in public. (well within limits)

Our shopping cart is not up and running yet,

but call MC SPICY if you see something that you like.

MC SPICY can be reached via smoke signals at 646.226.1100

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Order Spicy Gourmet Cupcakes Today

Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Apr 11, 2008 at 4:51 am
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NYC Spicy Gourmet Cupcakes Our yummy gourmet cupcakes are available to people in the NYC area right now. They are so good that our first customer was a repeating customer. Soon, they will be available nationwide.

At first, we weren’t going to ship them nationwide. That’s because we weren’t sure how they were going to hold up. But, we have figured out a kick ass shipping solution that keep them extra yummy.

The packaging itself is a work of art. It took a while to find such kick ass packaging materials but we did it. A lot of thought went into our packaging design. The first thing that I did was order cupcakes from other major online cupcake sellers.

I didn’t even care about the taste of the cupcakes. I was just trying to see how other people shipped these darn things. Soon, I realized that most bakeries were using boring boxes and too much material. But, nobody was using extra cool packaging made out of recycled materials.

That’s where we come in. Shout out to all the copy cats that are going to steal this idea when we roll it out in the weeks and months ahead. It doesn’t matter. We will do it first and we will do it better.

NYC Spicy Gourmet Cupcakes And we plant a tree with every purchase of our online cupcakes. Go ahead and copy that too. It’s not like we care if more people do their part to help the earth.

The one thing that they can’t copy is our cupcake recipe. Our pastry chef can’t be beat. He use to work at “Tavern on the Green” in NYC. If you don’t know it, then look it up. It’s one f the finest restaurants in NYC by anyone’s standards. This pastry chef is none other than my amigo Andy from Pinisi Bakery.

So, if you are bored of regular cupcakes and want to try something different than get in touch with us today. If you don’t like them then I’ll eat a bug. ( a really small bug and you can’t watch)

Contact MC SPICY 646.226.1100

PS if you don’t care about cupcakes and just want to see the funniest ladies tshirts available on planet earth then simply place your arrow here, here or aqui.

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Your dog would appreciate a nice view

Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on at 12:00 am
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NYC Alternative Dog Training

It’s important that your little doggy follows you. And, it’s equally important that he stops when you stop. I’ve seen people practicing this on the street and I applaud them for their efforts.

But, this simple exercise takes on a whole new meaning when you have PURPOSE. In other words, why are you stopping? Are you stopping just to teach him for the sake of teaching him?

Or, are you stopping in order to teach him a life lesson? When I stop, I stare at something. I survey the land. I look for danger. We have even sat on top of a cliff together once.

I just sat there and took in the beauty of the Hudson River. He felt my energy and soon started appreciating the view himself.

There was never a fear that he might jump or run away.

He did run away once recently however. I chased after him and he ran even further. So, I ran in the opposite direction. He knew that he had to follow his pack leader if I was running away.

So, he ran after me and we ran into a building together. Then I put the collar on him and we both tried to cool off from our adventure. It was at that moment, that he looked at me and said: “I have an idea for a funny tee shirt”

I couldn’t believe it! I mean, I’ve heard him speak many times but he never had an idea for a funny girls t shirt. I was so proud of him. Klick here if you want to see my dog’s idea for a humorous girly shirt.

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I love the city…….and the countryside.

Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Mar 28, 2008 at 1:11 am
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New York City - NYC

This is what it looks like when I want to get the F*^k out of the city. This is a picture of the Palisades Interstate Parkway. It looks this beautiful just 5 minutes outside of NYC. The city is beautiful too, but sometimes I need to see trees. I’ve always felt connected to trees and nature.

That’s why I’m planting a tree with every purchase that you make on this site. But, this post is not about trying to sell you anything. It’s about giving you a behind the scenes look at what drives us.

As you can see, cars drive us : ) Or maybe we drive cars? I get confused ever since I watched “Herbie…Fully Loaded.”

Anyway, I think we drive cars! I know that I was driving on this particular day. When I’m driving up this road, I usually listen to the most boring AM talk radio EVER! I’m serious. I usually listen to 710 AM or 770 AM.

The 2 most boring stations on the dial. They usually analyze the most boring political topics to death. Then they resurrect it and analyze it some more. But, there is something about it that soothes me.

It’s almost like a brain massage. I think it has to do with the fact that I’m so analytical towards all of our cute funny shirts. Listening to these boring radio guys give me the opportunity to listen to someone else’s brain go into overdrive.

Then I can just relax and let them do the work for me. Anyway, if you are tired of hearing about my brain than I’m not insulted. It’s fine.

Just drive your car over to our palace of cute, chic, hot & funny t shirts for girls. Each one is sprinkled with just a touch of glamour!

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Tennis balls, aliens, doggy parks & funny girly tees? Wtf!!

Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Mar 19, 2008 at 10:32 am
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Alternative Dog Training in NYC Often times, I go to doggy parks in the city. I often notice that people bring tennis balls into these doggy parks. Sometimes dogs fight over the ball. Usually, there will be at least one dog that is too fixated on the ball. She is fixated to the point of being anti-social.

Dog parks were intended to be places where dogs can socialize with their own species. There is nothing wrong with playing fetch with your dog. But, there is something wrong with a dog that is sooo focused on the ball that she forgets that she is a dog.

In nature, dogs would die if they became this fixated on an object. On the other hand, grabbing your dog’s attention in the dog park is a skill. It’s important for them to know that you are in charge wherever you go. But, it’s not necessary for you to captivate their attention with a tennis ball in your hands.

You can captivate them with your energy. Or, maybe you don’t care about dog training. Maybe you just care about funny t shirts for girls. If this is the case, then go here for our “fetching” assortment of funny girly girls t shirts.

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First box of spicy gourmet cupcakes sold!!

Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on at 6:21 am
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Pinisi Bakery in NYC As a matter of fact, our first 2 boxes have been sold. That’s because our first customer was a repeating customer. I told everybody that they would be popular. It basically comes down to them tasting good.

These cupcakes are gourmet. It’s the perfect combination between sweet and spicy.

When I say “spicy” some people get it twisted. We don’t mean “spicy” as in an herb such as rosemary. We bring the heat.

These cupcakes were made with ghost chili peppers. They are literally the hottest peppers on earth. We just use a sprinkle and it works.

Pinisi Bakery in NYC The end result is amazing. You might need water when you try it though. I suggest room temperature water. It seems to work better than cold water.

I think there is some science to back this up but I’m not sure. And, remember to not rub your eyes after devouring one of these gooey treats.

We are still working on the shipping solution.

But, if you stay in NYC and want to pick up a box, then just call me.
MC Spicy Cupcake 646.226.1100
:-)

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Parks are just Zoos for Trees

Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Mar 12, 2008 at 12:57 pm


The title says it all.

 

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Walk Your Dog in the Pouring Rain (just don’t wear a white tee)

Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on at 12:56 pm
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NYC Alternative Dog Training I reside in NYC. There are at least 15,000,000 million people here. Yet, I am the only one who walks their dog in the pouring rain WITHOUT an umbrella.

Why do I do this?

I do this for the dog. I do this for his fulfillment. Pack leaders don’t use umbrellas in nature. It’s not healthy to protect our dogs from the elements.

In order for dogs to be fulfilled, they must experience all that nature has to offer. And what kind of an example would I be setting if I didn’t walk in the rain with him? That’s why I don’t use an umbrella for either of us.

It’s funny, my dog hates the shower. But, he loves the rain. Sometimes, we walk from 22nd and 2nd avenue all the way to Wooster Street together. If you live in NYC, then you know that that’s not too close.

People stare at us. People laugh at us and point at my dog and me. But, we don’t care. We just keep going on our merry way! Usually, there is not another dog owner in site. Every once in a while we’ll see another dog but the owner is always using an umbrella.

He or she is never experiencing what their dog is experiencing. Keep in mind, we do this in all kinds of weather. I don’t care if it’s 20 degrees outside. And when we walk to the dog park in the rain, it’s always completely empty.

NYC Alternative Dog Training This is the same dog park that is completely packed when it’s nice weather. Dogs are tough. They are made for the elements. I’m not saying that you should go for a walk every time that it’s raining. But, you must give your dog that experience.

Often times, people will tell me that what I’m saying sounds good but that their dog “doesn’t like the rain.” Bullshit. It’s you that doesn’t like the rain. And it’s you that is denying your dog this experience.

My dog used to hate the rain as well. But, that was when I used to use an umbrella and take him out for a quick pee. He didn’t start enjoying it until I started enjoying it. Now, we run together and it’s an amazing experience.

Think about it, would you deny your dog the sunshine? In nature, there is no such thing as “bad weather.” There is just weather and it’s all beautiful. It’s beautiful even when it feels harsh. This is just one of many activities that I do that other pack leaders don’t do.

NYC Alternative Dog Training But, it’s one of my favorites. That’s because it’s an essential life skill. Anybody can teach a dog a trick. But, how many of you are teaching your dog essential life skills and enjoying it at the same time?

If you are in NYC, call me and we can walk our dogs in the rain together. I especially want to hear from people whose dogs “don’t like the rain.”

Ivan 646.226.1100

PS - don’t wear a white t-shirt. I’m not advocating having a wet t shirt contest with your pooch : )

 

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