If you want other Hurricane Irene products then I got you too……. we’re talking about everything from thongs to sandals. Get all of your funny current event stuff here.

Lots of people are going to create Irene gear but most of them are laaaaame. Not that the ones I suggested aren’t lame.

They are less lame than what is out there though.

You know what else is lame? MY LIFE! I don’t want to be doing this.

I want to sit on a beach in Costa Rica. Now I’m recommending Hurricane Irene Shirts? WTH!!

Make art……manifest art……be art!

These cars are custom made and cost around $2,796,236.99

I also design really stupid t shirts for girls. These go for around $20 bucks! Wear it while you save up for one of my vehicles.

Let Spicy Cupcakes be your personal stylist. We make funny t shirts for girls that aren’t lame o rama. Everything we make has to pass a cuteness test.

To check out some of our cute stuff, please bounce your polished nails on the mouse!

Tiger is a cheetah

Tiger is a cheetah. But, that’s a personal issue! There is some news recently that is so big that I am talking about it on my own glog. I’m not even making an attempt to shout out my line of FUNNY GIRLS TOPS

Well, I don’t know if it’s big but it’s both thought provoking and awe inspiring. Firstly, a scientist photographed a single electron.

Also, the norway spirals have been interesting. I don’t know what they are but they resemble a single electron and sacred geometry.

There is a lot of this kind of stiff going on. Something similar happened a few years back. CHECK THIS OUT!!

You may be asking yourself why such a fancy shmancy fashion website would be posting ufo videos, norway spirals and single electrons.

The doctor and I are working on this but leave a comment if you figure it out. By the way, if you send me a comment I will give you FREE DOG TRAINING TIPS & ADVICE.

Tomorrow, December 6th 2009 Spicycupcakes.com will be part of a brand new music and craft show in Bushwick, Brooklyn.

Bushwick used to be a dangerous place. Now, it’s the home to 100’s of cutting edge artisans. The flyer is attached for the first ever Bizarre Bazaar.

We will be unveiling for the first time our hand painted reusable produce bags. These are NOT tote bags.

These bags replace the plastic bags that you put into your tote bags. In other words, you weigh fruits and veggies in them.

They are made from organic cotton and have hand painted fun on them. Take them to the supermarket and weigh your apples in them.

On average, they add about 2 cents to every sale. The weight is printed on the inside. This allows the cashier to deduct the weight of the bags.

I am the only one in the country selling bags like these. Each one is one of a kind. Call it eco couture.

Pictures coming soon of these eco friendly gems. I just have to get a new memory card for my digital camera.

In the meantime, feast your eyes on this handsome TOTE BAG.

It fun, functional, planet friendly and it makes fun of Tyra!!

What do I mean?? Let’s talk specifics. When most people go to a kennel, they fall in love with the dog and give it a million hugs and kisses.

This is ok if you found the rare gem in a shelter with zero emotional scars. But, if your dog is imbalanced in any way then it is the wrong time to give it affection.

What the dog needs to know first is that you are NOT GOING TO HARM HIM. Just sit beside the dog. Don’t let them jump all over you.

Share a quiet moment kneeling beside your new friend and pack member.

When you are both calm, take a walk with the dog. Take the dog on the longest walk of both of your lives.

WALK FOR MILES. Walk until you are both exhausted and then give the dog the best meat that you can find. I prefer RAW MEAT if the dog is accustomed to a raw food diet.

This is the type of leader that dogs crave!! Oh, by the way, don’t forget to check our full live of dazzling funny t shirts for girls.

We even have friends that make the world’s best funny doggy shirts.

Check them out. They also design supernal baby shirts as well as mommy tops!!!

In fact, I get more comments from that than any post EVER. I have written great articles on dog training, funny t shirts for ladies, and randomness.

Why is this the only posting that gets tons of comments? Is pillow humping this central to your lives?

You should see all of the comments that I had to delete. Look, I don’t mind the comments. Please keep sending them.

However, do you think you can find it in your heart to comment on other posts as well? At the very least, check out our sister site that sells kick ass baby shirts and maternity tees.

They have to look at the battlefield objectively and make difficult decisions. They study past battles.

Criminal analysts on the other hand don’t exist. That’s why you see different criminals making the same mistakes.

For example, I have read many stories about cops getting arrested after robbing drug dealers.

A gang of rogue cops will band together and rob drug dealers. They think that they will never get caught. They might not get caught for a while but they usually slip.

They need a criminal analyst. They don’t study how cops got busted for the same thing and why.

These types of rogue cops are brutes. They simply lack the finesse to study past mistakes. It’s great to have adrenaline but you need brains too.

Why are there military analysts but not criminal ones? It just seems off balance. Don’t we need a balance between sugar and spice?

I guess Al Queda is having a criminal analyst. But, they are the only ones. That’s why I am offering my services as a “petty crimes” analyst.

I will teach you how to jay walk. With my method, you will not get caught. Contact the hell out of me if you are interested.

I am an online college course dropout. I am a loser. But, I do make the funniest and best t shirts for girls on the internet.

If I do, a certain celebrity might get mad at me. Just know, if you ( the celeb) is reading this, I’m not trying to make fun of you with this shirt.

I’m a fan of you. If you want, I’ll give all of the profits to the charity of your choice.

I just made the shirt because I thought the slogan sounded funny. But, a lot of people don’t like you apparently. They think that you are conceited and just pretend to be interested in your guests.

I think you should invite these people on to your show. They just THINK they don’t like you. Really, they misunderstand you.

You should have them pause videos on past shows and show you what they consider “conceited behavior.” Then, tell them how you really felt in that moment.

It’s ok to be vulnerable. If you were faking being interested on tv then just admit it and be real in the moment.

If you were thinking of a witty comment instead of really LISTENING WHILE GENUINELY CURIOUS to your guests then admit it.

This glog post is over. This was so estupido.

In the meantime, come find me in the park for a shirt that makes fun of a celebrity that I have no beef against.

$5.00 OFF if you mention this glog posting.

One of his greatest tools is his pack of dogs. A pack of balanced dogs can effect the mindset of an unbalanced dog.

Recently, he had a dog on that was running the household. It barked at anyone that came to the door and even bit people.

Once this dog was jogging with a pack it was a different story. This dog used to be a terror. But, once it was with lots of dogs, it soon realized that it was just a dog.

It was no longer an aggressive leader. The new leader was calm and assertive. This dog needed other dogs to help put things into perspective.

The dog soon realized that he could not be the terror of the pack. There was already a pack leader and he was kind.

He was guiding them and offering a fulfilling experience.

What does this have to do with aliens?

Well, we have have many war mongering nations. This is because we don’t have a pack of planets with life on them.

What if we did and what if they lived in peace? We wouldn’t want to be the fucked up plat that still has wars.

Yet, such a federation of planets exists. And, when they make undeniable mass contact with us, we will all stop in our tracks. Our jaws will drop.

We will no longer want to fight or have wars.

Oh, and don’t forget to check out our ultra hip chic hot & trendy tops for girls.

Let’s start with the cat poop. This dog could have been missing a supplement in it’s diet. I am a big advocate of dog food supplements.

Do you really think that any living thing can get it’s nutritional needs met with 1 can of anything? Imagine if the government gave 1 can and told you that everything you need is in there.

Wouldn’t you still crave fresh fruits & vegetables? Just because a label has tons of vitamins and minerals doesn’t mean that your body will absorb it all.

Dog’s need fresh fruit, vegetables and supplements. I use “NuPro” supplements. I’m sure that other good ones exist.

My point is that a dog eating poop is not always a bad dog. Your dog’s nutritional needs may not be getting met.

Even if it turns out to be behavioral, you should still give a dog supplements in my view. Their coat gets shinier and they just seem healthier all around (to me anyway).

If the poop eating is behavioral then 1 method is to reward the dog in the presence of the poop WHEN THE DOG IGNORES IT.

This reward can be whatever the dog likes. Petting, treats etc….

This particular dog that I was dealing with was bored. It’s owners never ran with him. This dog wanted to run.

Dog’s don’t usually bite their owners. When this happens, it’s usually a symptom of a much larger problem.

In this case, the dog wasn’t getting enough exercise. It was frustrated and it didn’t even have a bone to chew on.

Dogs need to release physical energy. They want their muscles to be exhausted. They are not like us. They don’t want to sit on the couch and eat pizza.

Don’t get me wrong, they WILL sit on the couch with you and eat pizza. However, they would rather be running through the woods and jumping over fallen branches.

This is what’s in their DNA.

The couple that I was working with told me that their dog hated a certain park. They also told me that their dog hated to jog / run.

So, I took the leash and went alone to the park with the dog. The dog was hesitant. I paid the dog little attention.

My energy was focused on running. As a leader, I knew we were going to run. My focus was on the path ahead. I was looking our for fallen branches, holes in the ground etc…

I knew that when I ran, the dog would run. I was right or rather mother nature was right.

So, I started running and when I looked back I could see the dog smiling. I have never met a young dog that didn’t like to run.

When people tell em that their young dog doesn’t like to run, I laugh. That’s because I know that the owner doesn’t like to run or has given up.

The same thing happens with the rain. People always tell em that their dog hates the rain. Oh yeah?
Well, do you like the rain? Do you jog with your dog in the pouring rain WITHOUT AN UMBRELLA?

Doing things that you don’t like to do can be a growing experience. It shows you that you must change in order for your dog to change.

Oh, by the way. We make really awesome “I love my boyfriend shirts.”

For some reason, the only comments I get on this site is to an old posting that I made about pillow humping.

The only shirts that we sell are I love my boyfriend shirts. This is a weird combination. This is about to change.

Everything this site was supposed to be is everything it’s about to be. We are down with a brand new site that makes maternity and baby shirts.

Maybe in the future we’ll become the first funny paternity t shirt site. If you like that idea then let us know in the comments area.

If you don’t like the idea of paternity shirts then leave a comment about that as well.

I would like to see more comments other than random ones about you humping your pillow.

If you hump your pillow, that’s fine but I’m tired of hearing it. We are more into pillow fighting. We pillow fight to the death.

Pillow fighting is not a joke in my neighborhood. I have been to more funerals than I can count. All of those deaths were related to pillow fighting.

The bloods and the crips began as pillow fighting gangs. People don’t realize that (partially because it’s not true).

Anyway, stay tuned if you are interested in funny girls t shirts and recycled clothes.

If you live in hipster central (Bushwick, Brooklyn) then you can find our kick ass implant totes at “brooklyn natural.” I love brooklyn natural. Not just because they carry our totes but because it’s a great store.

They mostly sell healthy food but they also sell a million types of beer.

We also have our canvas grocery totes in Urban Roots which is a health food store on Avenue A in manhattan.

They are also being sold in a little gift shop on East 4th street between 1st and 2nd avenue. I forgot the name of that little shop but it’s very cute.

Selling to stores can be a pain in the ass though. One store on 2nd avenue owed me $40 for 4 months. People are such scam artists. Luckily for him, he finally paid me.

We put a lot of time and energy into these designs. We don’t charge a ton of money either. I only make a few dollars (literally) when I sell to these shops.

The only reason that I do it is to make a few dollars and to make people happy. These eco friendly tote bags are very functional.

They can easily replace 1,000 plastic bags in their lifetime. They cute tote bags do have a sluttly side however.

You’ll notice that these cute totes really want to “go home with you.” Ok, I am bad at jokes. But, we are damn good when it comes to eco friendly totes.

Well, they are all on sale. They will remain on $ale until our new web design is ready. So, if you are looking for boyfriend shirts, you have come to the right place.

Most boyfriend tees are simply cheesy rip offs of the “I love NY” shirts. Our designs are hand drawn and road tested by loving girlfriends from around the globe.

I have a riddle for you: What is the color of an eggplant yet made from 70% bamboo and 30% organic cotton. I’m not telling but let’s just say that you’d get taken away by the answer!

Is your boyfriend a jealous tough guy? If so, that’s an issue that you two should talk about and work on. But, until he works out his issues you might want to slip on this hot burnout top : )

A TREE PLANTED with every purchase of any of our I love my boyfriend shirts.

1. Our web design is too loud and stupid to warrant a $27.00 shirt.

2. The t shirts and materials used aren’t properly explained on the site.

3. There is a global economic collapse going on.

So, basically we are are lowering our prices until our new web design is ready. In the next posting, I’ll give a preview of what the site will look like.

If you are looking for boyfriend shirts then go here check out this kick ass organic cotton tee.

The current design doesn’t even explain anything properly. You wouldn’t even know that this shirt was organic cotton.

Here is another example. Who would have known that this bamboo shirt was made from 70% bamboo and 30% organic cotton?

I guess what I’m trying to say is that our site sucks right now. We have even reduced the prices on our eco friendly shopping bags.

Damn. I’m sounding like an informercial. Anyway, just letting you know that our policies stand.

We will still plant a tree with every purchase. And we will still donate money towards helping animals with every swipe thanks to dharma merchant services.

As soon as the new site design goes up, we are putting up 4 new designs. 3 of them are funny girls t shirts and 1 of them is a pair of fun shorts.

Remember folks. This global economic collapse won’t last long. You probably only have 65 years left to take advantage of our huge $ale on pretty shirts & cute tops.

I’m not sure. If you knew me, you’d wonder the same thing. I’m bad at relationships. Although, I think I’d be pretty good today but that’s for another glog posting.

I’ve actually written about “boyfriend shirts” before. So, if you’ve read any of my old stuff then keep it moving.

We basically make these “I love my boyfriend” shirts because a lot of the ones out there are wackasaurus rex.

One thing is for sure. Girls usually loves their boyfriends so why not brag about it on a really cute ladies burnout t shirt

What else…….what else……..I went snowboarding recently. But, I don’t have pictures and you don’t know me so it’s probably not that exciting.

Man, I’m so glad you’re here. You could have been reading any blog on the planet but you are reading these words.

That means a lot to me. Anyway, you will a lot of cool stuff on this site. Actually, it’s not that cool. But, it’s pretty cool. Actually, this site sucks.

You know what else sucks? Other people’s business ideas. The other day, I was walking down the street and saw the dumbest business ever.

It was basically a little donut shop. They had this crappy little donut machine in the window. And, that was their whole niche.

Just friend little balls in 2 flavors. You can tell, the owner wasn’t passionate about making donuts.

He just figured that this was a great way to make money. Then again, he probably thinks the same thing about me and my 100% organic bamboo & cotton I love my boyfriend shirt : )

Although this posting was retardette, please leave us a comment.

But, the fact is that a lot of you out there are looking for it. And, the ones we saw were pretty boring. Most of them were just rip offs of the “I heart NY” shirts.

So, I decided to challenge myself and make some of the yummiest boyfriend shirts around including this organic top.

We also make a line of funny t shirts for ladies but nobody seems to care. All you care about is the bf shirts right now.

That will change in the future. I am coming out with some great new funny shirts and even a pair of shorts that say “tramp stamp free zone”

What else………what else……….

I have been destroying ninjas on a big chess site recently. I would shout them out but they banned me recently and then re-activated my account.

They said that I couldn’t make links to commercial sites on “my” blog over there.

I tried to make it up to them by sending them “my boyfriend shirts” but it didn’t work.

What else? I’m just chillin’ with my ninja CJ. He has a nice house. I like to drive with him but he said that he no longer has a need for a “backseatsman”. It was hurtful but I needed to hear it.

He also said that he can’t understand why a guy like me would create such a unique display of boyfriend shirts.

The truth is that I want to be rfid chipped. It would just make life so much easier. Wallets and purses are too bulky. Rfid chips are less bulky.

All you have to do is scan your wrist and the world is your oyster. It’s beautiful. Maybe not as beautiful as these pretty shirts but what can you do?

Rfid chips are a great way to track and locate pets and loved ones.

Another way to track loved ones is by having them wear our fine assortment of boyfriend shirts

Our collection of I love my boyfriend shirts has one major advantage over rfid chips.

Rfid chips are almost never cute and they are never made from organic cotton.

Thank you very much for taking the time to read this post. Please leave a comment!

If you don’t believe us then watch the above video. If you believe us then simply go here to check out our juicy assortment of “I love my boyfriend” shirts.

My favorite one is a little hard to read on the screen. That’s because we are photoshop rookies. It looks amazing in real life. It’s the cutest dandelion design. It’s also a 100% organic cotton long sleeve tee shirt.

No pesticides used in that beauty.

If you don’t like our line of I love my boyfriend shirts then there might be something wrong with you.

Just kidding. Look, I know that wasn’t that funny. I really suck at writing blogs. I just wanted to share with you our lovely assortment of kick ass boyfriend shirts.

A tree planted with every purchase. Holla at us if you love your bf.

We have been receiving a lot of questions over & over. The question is: “why do you call yourself spicy cupcakes?” or “do you sell actual spicy cupcakes?”

The answer is YES!! We do sell actual chocolate spicy cupcakes. It’s pretty much the yummiest thing you’ll ever try.

My friend Andy at Pinisi Bakery in NYC bakes them daily. They are made with a drop of “ghost chile” pepper from India. It’s literally the world’s hottest chile pepper.

Don’t worry though. We just use a drop of it. A little goes a long way with this chile.

Do you like thai cuisine? Do you like a mix of sweet & spicy? If you are brave enough to try them then contact us here.

WE sell boxes of six for $20 (not including shipping).

It’s true that the economy sucks but do you really feel like going completely broke without knowing what these delicious gourmet cupcakes tasted like? Of course not!!

We plant a tree with every purchase of a box of six thanks to our friends at trees for the future.

When you contact us please don’t forget to leave an e-mail or a number that we can reach you at.

These will be added to our shopping cart soon and you will be able to order them directly without assistance.

For now, if you are interested in buying our gourmet “spicy” cupcake online then please send us a note.

Thank you

We are more than just funny t shirts for ladies. Did you think our name “Spicy Cupcakes” for a reason? It is. If you like chocolate and spice then look no damn further.

A box of 6 costs just $20 (not including shipping & handling. Contact us if you are interested in procuring a box of these delicious gourmet cupcakes.

Our cupcake bakery pumps out magic. Just look at that picture.

It is made spicy with “ghost chile”!! Oh, you don’t know what ghost chile is? It’s the world’s hottest chile pepper. We only use a dash but that’s all you need for a batch of these yummy gourmet cupcakes.

Soon, you will be able to order these directly from the site but for now contact us if you are interested in buying a box.

These cupcakes come straight from NYC. Let us know if you’d like to try a box. Icing comes on the side.

I found this video on YouTube. I didn’t even know that MRirian was on Idol. What’s so amazing about this video is that she keeps changing outfits.

It’s so rude how Randy holds something over his mouth while he’s laughing. Just openly laugh if you must. Don’t try and hide the fact that you are laughing Dawg.

cute recycled gloves

What are recycled gloves and sweaters? You are looking at them. Basically, sweaters that were about to be thrown away were saved and cut up in order to make new / beautiful creations.

If you’d like this pair then please contact us here. We haven’t added them to the shopping cart yet, so if you are interested then please write us.

These one of a kind gloves are $26 (including shipping). These are going to sell quick. After they sell, we will have similar pairs but no two are quite the same.

I can honestly say that this particular pair is my favorite. They are so comfy. A tree planted with every purchase.

Want them? You know what to do : )

Are you looking to buy cupcakes online? Do you like spicy food? Then you’ve come to the right place.

We used to just make funny t shirts for girls.

Now, we live up to our name and make actual Spicy cupcakes. They cost just $20 for a box of six. They are shipped via UPS. If you are interested then you can holla at us here

These prices do not include shipping and handling.

Our delicious spicy cupcakes are chocolate on chocolate. Icing comes on the side. The “spice” of our cupcakes is derived from the world’s hottest chile pepper. We use ghost chile.

We just use a little but a little goes a long way with ghost chile. It’s the perfect combination of sweet and spicy.

It makes a great gift for cupcake or spicy lovers. Our yummy desserts come courtesy of Pinisi Bakery in NYC.

We plant a tree with every purchase of these extra yummy cupcakes. If you are interested, please don’t hesitate to contact us.

The World’s first funny girls t shirt site is about to get better.

For a while now, I’ve felt like the colors on the site were a littleVERY LOUD. It’s just too much pink & purple.

Soon, it will me a light grey and purple combination. We are also adding some great new shirts.

Additionally, we are adding super cute “boy shorts” into the mix. Be on the lookout for those. Yes, they will have words on the booty BUT unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.

But, the most exciting part of all is that we now sell ACTUAL SPICY CUPCAKES. They are a super yummy chocolate on chocolate combination. We use a dash of ghost chile in them. Ghost chile is the world’s hottest chile pepper. It’s hotter than a habanero and a jalapeno put together.

We only use a little though. They are the perfect combination of sweet and spicy. Recently, they were mentioned in Ireland magazine.

They cost $22 a box (not including shipping). Shipping is expensive for mail order cupcakes but it’s not our fault. Yell at UPS.

If you’d like to try a box then Holla at us

We plant a tree with every purchase of our t shirts and cupcakes.

Don’t forget to contact us immediately if you’d like to try a box of our delicious spicy cupcakes.

I want to live in the future. I want to see just how crazy life is going to be in the year 10,000. Will we have flying cars? Will we have flying people? Will we have funny t-shirts for girls that are as pretty as these?

It’s doubtful. We are way ahead of our time. I’m not bragging either. It’s not always a good thing to be ahead of your time. Think of it this way. We specialize in making cute and pretty tops right? But, not everybody cares. Some people don’t care that we have a passion for fashion & style.

Some women only care about wearing whatever trendy style a magazine recommends. They don’t listen to their hearts when it comes to style. They would rather listen to a trend analyst for Cosmo.

I’m not hating on Cosmo by the way. I read Cosmo. Sometimes, they have good advice when it comes to style and cute outfits.

But, sometimes I feel like these magazines are being paid off in order to recommend certain garments. I’m not talking about Cosmo or any magazine in particular right now. I’m speaking in general.

I feel that way, because they sometimes recommend the most outdated and stupid looks that I’ve ever seen in my life.

Anyway, let me get back to the point of my original post.

I just wish that the world was this crazy in the 1950’s. I want to know what the future will be like. And, I want to be young in the future. Is that too much to ask?

I’m not rambling by the way. This posting makes complete sense on Nibiru.

You know what else makes sense on Nibiru? Spending your hard earned ameros on some dope ass glass cutting boards and pretty totes!!

Shout out to the NWO by the way. Conspiracy theorists need to chill out. I’m not a part of them but I sympathize with them.

By the way, you might really enjoy our kick ass assortment of beautiful “I love my boyfriend” t shirts.

In the future, we’ll be the first site to accept ameros!

When it comes to making humorous t shirts for ladies, we know what we are doing. But, when it comes to making commercials, we are clueless.

This fact has has never been evidenced more clearly than via the above video. We need to get our heads examined.

We spent over $1,000,000 making that commercial. It won tons of awards but it wasn’t worth it. The recession is killing us. Luckily for us, we are getting a golden parachute from the federal reserve.

We love golden parachutes. They don’t work well when you are jumping out of an airplane but they are very stylish. After we crash land, we plan on melting our golden parachutes and buying lunch. We love Pad Thai : )

Anyway, be on the lookout for more fucked out commercials from your friends at spicy cupcakes.

In the near future, we will be offering super cute recycled gloves and sweaters.

If you are in the NYC area and want to order a box of real chocolate spicy cupcakes then please call
917 293 3315.

That’s right, we do it all!! We make everything from dumb commercials to really pretty tops.

We can do it all. We have Yin on our side. Or, maybe it’s Yang. We have whichever one is the feminine energy on our side. We have so much of it, that we bottle it up and sell it to marathon runners.

They usually lose the race but they look so glamorous & chic while running that nobody notices.

I will be writing a lot more in the future. Keep your hats on (all 5 of you). Actually, you can throw your hats away. You looked ugly in them anyway. The only way that you can wear one of those hats is if you pair it with one of these fancy t shirts.

Oh, you don”t think that we make the most kick ass funny t shirts for girls on the planet?

Then, check out our video underneath. This is the most awkward commercial that you’ll ever see. We suck at making commercials but we are awesome when it comes to making funny t shirts for girls, ladies & hostesses. Press Play

Did you know that cartoons could have such uncomfortable silences? It’s true. If you watched the video above then you know what I’m talking about.

What the hell is the girl on the left wearing? Everybody knows that you should dress like a ninja on the tennis court. Peep this, we carry funny female ninja gear right here.

Ok, enough product placement. I’ll tell you one quick thing about LA. It is exactly like Life & Style. It’s pretty fancy shmancy. But, there is definitely another side. Gang life is real out here. I see blue flags hanging out back pockets in certain areas. Whenever I need street cred, I just tell people that I know “Snoop”. It usually gets me out of trouble. Fuck you, if you think I’m talking about Snoop Dogg (no disrespect). I’m talking about Snoop from The Wire. If you don’t know who she is, then check this video out.

Leave a comment. Rate one of our funny commercials, buy a pretty top or steal one of our t shirts.

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I know it’s not politically correct to say this but Obama isn’t the hero that everyone thinks he’ll be. You don’t have to believe me now but you will in 4 years.

I know he sounds good but if you want real change then go to the quarter machine at a laundromat. I don’t care if Brad “arm” Pitt or any other celebs are voting for him.

He is a part of the system. He won’t change anything. And, the stupidest people are the ones that are voting for / against him based on skin color.

If you want a black president then vote for Cynthia McKinney. She has a hip hop running mate from the boogie down Bronx. Cynthia is a smart black woman with a humble background.

She is incredibly down to earth and dare I say a “maverick” She doesn’t just cross party lines. She’ll cross pickett lines and even cut movie lines. She is out of control in the best possible way.

She’ll never win but she is cool.

Speaking of cool, check out these very uncool t-shirts from people that care about you. Yeah…that’s us!!

What do these 2 pictures have in common? Not much. But, I’ll try and make a connection.

The picture above is the secret entrance to a really posh salon that I use to live / work near. It’s actually just a couple of doors away from the bakery that we will be getting our cupcakes from.

This salon is very popular with models. A lot of models live on this part of 4th street for some reason. As far as I know, this salon also offers brazilian waxes.

The next picture displays one of our t-shirts dealing with the topic of brazilian waxes. Some guys don’t even know what brazilian waxes are.

I feel bad for those guys. It’s so sad that they won’t even know that they are being teased when they pass this tee shirt on the street. This particular design is a perfect example of what we are trying to do as a company.

We make slightly over the edge & funny slogans and put them on eco-friendly fabrics.

This beautiful eggplant colored tshirt is made from 70% bamboo and 30% organic cotton. We think the green on purple design is a striking combination!!

Actually, we’ve never actually used the word “striking” outside of the bowling alley but you get the point. We think it’s lovely and we think you’ll look exquisite in it. Nuf Said!!

It pleasantly states that all guys are assholes. Offensive as it may be, this hoodie is partially made out of recycled materials.

We searched far and wide while we were looking for the perfect eco chic hoody to print on. Then this one came along like a knight in shining armor.

Our favorite part about this hoody is that it’s plush. It’s extremely soft and unlike any other hoodie that you’ve ever tried on before. When you put the hood over your head, you’ll feel the comfort.

It’s like having your head wrapped in angel’s wings. Ok, maybe it’s not that gentle but you get the point. I apologize if any angels were offended by that claim.

Our site is visited by over 9,000 angels a week and I don’t want to piss any of them off.

Oh wait, angels don’t get pissed off because they are angels right? Damn……I better shut up and change the subject.

Besides, this hooded t-shirt will bring out the angel in you anyway.

It’s slightly scandalous yet it somehow sums up how we all feel inside anyway. And, it’s written in a very feminine font that we think you’ll love.

We promise that you will feel yummy in this hoodie!!

Burnout tees are a wardrobe must have for any season. They are form fitting and vintage soft.

Currently, we are the only funny t shirt company that is offering these little gems. That means that you can make people laugh while looking stylish.

The I love my boyfriend graffiti tee pictured here is incredibly Gangstalicious.

Wearing one of these will instantly improve your street swagger. You might even get elected as deputy mayor of the hood. That position doesn’t actually exist but it will after they see you walking down the street in this burnout top.

These t-shirts are extremely lightweight and semi sheer. They look great in layers or with your favorite pair of jeans.

If you don’t believe us, then go ask your jeans. In a recent survey, 4 out of 5 jeans agree that burnouts are the perfect way to accessorize.

Please, don’t let your jeans down (unless you are going to the ladies room : )

BUY ME AND PLANT A TREE

BUY ME AND PLANT A TREE

Look at the picture above and think about this. Every boyfriend in the world thinks that he is the ultimate tough guy. Now is the time to make your macho man back it up.

After looking at the graphic design on this boyfriend t shirt, other guys will think twice.

They’ll know that if they hit on you then they will get hit on themselves (with karate kicks). That’s what I call instant Karma.

ACT NOW and we’ll throw in FREE karate lessons for your bf!!

This time it’s for real !!!

We plant a tree with every purchase of these. This is done in an effort to offset the carbon emissions associated with shipping these re-usable grocery totes. It can hold a ton of stuff too. It’s perfect for trips to the local supermarket.

You’ll be the only one that’s being eco friendly in style. This picture was taken at Pinisi bakery. Pinisi is the NYC that is creating our signature dish: “The Spicy Cupcake.” This delicious dessert is coming soon so you better watch out. These cupcakes are hotter than a steaming hot pile of “I love my boyfriend” t shirts on a summer day.

Ok, I only drank 1/2 of it but it was delicious. All that pollution gives it extra flavor. The interesting thing is that after it was half empty, I noticed lots of mermaids.

They were swimming all around me. But the most shocking part is what they were wearing on top. Some of them were wearing sea shells but most of them were wearing vintage t shirts.

About 50 of them were wearing hilarious t shirts about Atlantis. But, the rest of them must have had boyfriends. I only know that because I saw around 100 of them wearing the cutest “I love my boyfriend” t shirts I’ve ever seen.

I’m not sure where they got them from but you can probably find them here.

I had a long day spray painting the shxt out of this building. In the end, it looks pretty cool. See, you thought my artistic abilities stopped at t shirts and tote bags. You were dead wrong.

You should let me come over and do this to your house. I’ll make it look like party central. You can find more of my urban abilities on this graffiti “I heart my boyfriend” shirt.

We spent a lot of time recently creating a line of “I heart my bf” tees. We don’t know anybody else doing this so I decided to fill the void.

I think I decided to fill in too many voids in this building however. The building in this pic was completely white before I came across it. But, I didn’t like the way it was looking at me so I decided to bomb it!

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to this building and the neighborhood. I promise to be a good boy and clean it up if you’ll buy a couple of hundred of our world class funny t shirts for girls.

What? It sounds like a fair deal to me. How am I supposed to by the cleaning materials if you make us wealthy first?

Avenue A sushi in NYC is one of my favorite places. The only thing that sucks about it is that it’s not open 24 hours. Personally, I order everything with a side of eel sauce and wasabi. There is no eel in eel sauce. It’s just called that because I’m the only one that orders it no matter what I get.

It usually only comes when you order eel. But, a lot of people are grossed out by eel so they never even try eel sauce. Trust me, every sushi place has it. I recommend dipping everything in it. The only thing that I don’t recommend dipping in it are our t shirts.

You don’t want to put a stain in our lovely line of feminine tee skirts. That was not a misspelling. From now on, if you want to be cool then you have to call them “t skirts” instead of t shirts.

You have very little choice in this matter. We are the ambassadors of cool, that’s why we are up for so many teen choice awards.

That’s why Perez Hilton keeps sweating us. That’s why I have 8 million friends on facebook. Don’t write any comments at the bottom about me being conceited. I was totally joking about Perez Hilton sweating us.

We may both be gay but he doesn’t even know who we are. But, he’ll notice me 1 day when I hit him over the head with one of our funky tote bags while we are on the red carpet.

Then we’ll start dating and I’ll make him wear one of our “my boyfriend can kick your ass” tee skirts.

One day, I was walking down the street and a ufo landed in front of me. I asked him who he was and he said that he was a member if the Guardian Alliance. He explained that the GA is a smaller, specialized group within a greater Guardian Organization called the Inter-dimensional Associations of Free Worlds.

Their main mission he explained was to bring: I love my boyfriend t shirts to planet earth. He explained that these tees had special powers and that they could save the earth. He said that without these bf tees, the world might end in 2012.

I didn’t believe him so I built a time machine to see if he was right. I set the clock for 2012 and when I stepped out, I don’t even want to tell you what I saw. So, I got back in and went home. He was right. I immediately started wearing boyfriend tees everywhere that I went after that.

Since that time, it has become a trend. But remember, the trend started here. We are the intergalactic source of cute boyfriend t shirts.

When people first see this, they aren’t too sure what they’re looking at. They think they are looking at a piece of art that is hanging in our bakery. But, they’re wrong.

This is actually a very rare photo of me. I don’t let very many people see it. It’s embarrassing being half human and half chicken. And what’s worse, is losing one of my eggs. But, it is these very eggs that hatch all of our great t shirt slogans.

Many people are under the assumption that we create our tshirts in a screen printing shop. Nothing could be farther from the truth. All of our t shirts are hatched out of golden eggs. It’s a pretty amazing thing.

There are tons of videos on youtube that document this miraculous process. Recently, our eggs started hatching some of the most beauteous I love my boyfriend tees ever. Every once in a while, one of our eggs will hatch an eco friendly tote bag or two.

But, that hasn’t happened in a while. Please don’t pass this photo around. If people find out that I’m a chicken then they might fry me up. It’s true that I taste delicious in honey mustard, but back off!! I have a right to live. If you come any closer than my boyfriend will kick your ass!!

This picture was taken in the east side of Washington Heights. I used to belong to a gym near there that was pretty much filled with members of the bloods. Me and my friend used to throw up gang signs from the treadmill as a joke (true story). I’m surprised that we didn’t get killed. But, the gang signs that we were throwing up were so obscure that they probably thought we were from Nibiru or something.

Anyway, I love the energy of uptown Manhattan. That energy is partly what fuels all of our silly t shirts. It even partly fuels our new line of I love my boyfriend t shirts. The only thing that I don’t like up there is all of the litter. Nobody is “green” and hardly anybody uses canvas tote bags up there. But, it’s still magical and the views of the Hudson river are awesome.

Speaking of cool neighborhoods, you should check out our printfection shop. It’s a lovely piece of real estate. You won’t be able to find any boy amigo t-shirts there but you will find fun. It’s an especially fun place if you like to cook. That’s where we sell all of our kick ass cutting boards. They aren’t cheap but they are so worth it. You’ve never seen a fucking cutting board like this in your life. They are glass and have really cute designs. Buy one today and maybe I’ll come over and cook dinner for you. I’ll cook you a great dinner unless you happen to be my friend Hira Ratan Manek. He is a breatharian. Most breatharians are fake. He is the real deal. He was once ate nothing but sun charged water for 411 days. At the time, he was under 24/7 video surveillance by a team on international doctors.

To this day, He eats almost no solid food. He gazes at the sun (which I don’t recommend) and drinks sun charged water. He was born in 1937 and has the vigor of a much younger man. So, he is doing something right. Check out his tour dates and check him out if he comes to your town.

Even though food is not necessary, we still recommend our cutting boards. Just think about how cute you’ll look while you are cooking up your boyfriend’s favorite meal.

Click on the I love my boyfriend tee below and it will take you right to our shop. Keep clicking on the larger thumb nails.

The design is a little difficult to read from these pics but it looks amazing in real life. This is one of the cutest “I love my bf” shirts you’ll ever see.

A lot of work and caring went into this design. We became inspired to create a great boyfriend shirt about a couple of months ago. I was walking down the street in nyc and I saw tons of I love my boyfriend t shirts.

But, they were mostly cheesy copy cats of the “I love NY logo”. So, we decided to make something completely original. In fact, we decided to make a whole line of them and this line will continue to grow.

The one below displays a beautiful dandelion with the words naturally flying off of into the wind. It’s very feminine, chic & flirty.

We plant a tree with every purchase thanks to our friends at trees for the future.

This is a commercial that we made for some of our kick ass I love my boyfriend tees. We decided that we were going to start making commercials for individual t shirts.

We also make commercials for the site in general but we wanted to bring special attention to these I love my bf tees. These t shirts were hand drawn by our lovely and talented artist alliance.

They captured the heart and soul of what it means to be in love. So, if you are in love and you feel like expressing that in style then you’ve come to the right place. Most I love my bf shirts are printed on boring conventional cotton.

It isn’t soft and it isn’t special. All of our shirts are extra chic with just a hint of fairy dust. Trust us, you’ll feel the difference.

If we are doing our jobs right, then it should feel like a gentle massage as it cascades down your back. It will make you feel as sexy as you do when you wear your boyfriend’s old t shirt.

Many of you have probably seen I Love my Boyfriend T shirts before.

However, I bet most of you don’t know the history of them, They were created in 1567 by a guy named Larxing Belfast.

He created these stylish shirts for his 18 girlfriends.

They didn’t know about each other though.

Then one day they all went to the fountain to collect some berries.

To their surprise, they were all wearing the same cute shirt.

Then they started talking. They soon discovered that they all had the same boyfriend.

But, one thing was wrong. Everybody had different descriptions of what this super hunk looked like. Some said he was black and 5′ 3” and others said he was white and 9′ 3″. Still, some said that he was from Japanese while someone else swore that he was a dragon.

That’s when it all clicked into place. There Boyfriend was a shape shifting scum bag. But, after talking further they soon made another discovery. He wasn’t cheating on any of them. In fact, they all lived in the same bed, but somehow they never noticed each other.

That’s because all of them were blind. In fact, they were so blind that they needed brail in order to read all of our Funny Girls T Shirts

: )

For the first of it all, let me explain the girly tees part. We make girly tees that rock and often times roll.

Back to the dog stuff. Here is why dogs are like comedians and comedians are like sociopaths. Check it.

I see a lot of dogs that are constantly “kissing” people (especially their hands). But, a lot of dogs developed that behavior when they learned that biting was wrong.

So, they start obsessively licking. And then people think it’s cute. It’s not cute.

They just put their energy into a form that was acceptable to you. It’s still aggressive at it’s core. The road to heaven was paved with bad intentions. I promise you this.

Comedians are kinda similar. Think about it this way. Most rock stars wish to be funny and most comedians wished they could rock.

Comedy is a way to channel aggression. Comedians have an outside perspective

Are there any questions that you’d like to see answered? Are there any ?uestions that you feel like other t shirt sites didn’t answer? Do you think that calling them “FAQ” is boring?

Let us know. Leave a comment. Maybe you think we should call them “SIGCA” - Stuff I get confused about.

OR……….”AMQS” - Answer my question sucka.

Just let us know your ideas. Even if you don’t leave a comment, we got you. We know what you are thinking before you think it. We’re good like that.

Right off the bat, we know that one of the most frequently asked questions will be: “Why are these shirts $32?”

Yes Yes Yes, we know that there are tons of places that you can buy $20 shirts. But, you’ve never felt anything like we are about to offer.

Our kick ass selection of eco friendly fabrics flow so perfectly with all of our funny t shirts for girls. With us, you get the best of both worlds.

Kick ass funny t shirt sayings printed on attractive, eco friendly fabrics. If you don’t like these shirts then you can hit me up and I’ll do an embarrassing stunt of your choice in public. (well within limits)

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At first, we weren’t going to ship them nationwide. That’s because we weren’t sure how they were going to hold up. But, we have figured out a kick ass shipping solution that keep them extra yummy.

The packaging itself is a work of art. It took a while to find such kick ass packaging materials but we did it. A lot of thought went into our packaging design. The first thing that I did was order cupcakes from other major online cupcake sellers.

I didn’t even care about the taste of the cupcakes. I was just trying to see how other people shipped these darn things. Soon, I realized that most bakeries were using boring boxes and too much material. But, nobody was using extra cool packaging made out of recycled materials.

That’s where we come in. Shout out to all the copy cats that are going to steal this idea when we roll it out in the weeks and months ahead. It doesn’t matter. We will do it first and we will do it better.

And we plant a tree with every purchase of our online cupcakes. Go ahead and copy that too. It’s not like we care if more people do their part to help the earth.

The one thing that they can’t copy is our cupcake recipe. Our pastry chef can’t be beat. He use to work at “Tavern on the Green” in NYC. If you don’t know it, then look it up. It’s one f the finest restaurants in NYC by anyone’s standards. This pastry chef is none other than my amigo Andy from Pinisi Bakery.

So, if you are bored of regular cupcakes and want to try something different than get in touch with us today. If you don’t like them then I’ll eat a bug. ( a really small bug and you can’t watch)

Contact MC SPICY 646.226.1100

PS if you don’t care about cupcakes and just want to see the funniest ladies tshirts available on planet earth then simply place your arrow here, here or aqui.

It’s important that your little doggy follows you. And, it’s equally important that he stops when you stop. I’ve seen people practicing this on the street and I applaud them for their efforts.

But, this simple exercise takes on a whole new meaning when you have PURPOSE. In other words, why are you stopping? Are you stopping just to teach him for the sake of teaching him?

Or, are you stopping in order to teach him a life lesson? When I stop, I stare at something. I survey the land. I look for danger. We have even sat on top of a cliff together once.

I just sat there and took in the beauty of the Hudson River. He felt my energy and soon started appreciating the view himself.

There was never a fear that he might jump or run away.

He did run away once recently however. I chased after him and he ran even further. So, I ran in the opposite direction. He knew that he had to follow his pack leader if I was running away.

So, he ran after me and we ran into a building together. Then I put the collar on him and we both tried to cool off from our adventure. It was at that moment, that he looked at me and said: “I have an idea for a funny tee shirt”

I couldn’t believe it! I mean, I’ve heard him speak many times but he never had an idea for a funny girls t shirt. I was so proud of him. Klick here if you want to see my dog’s idea for a humorous girly shirt.

This is what it looks like when I want to get the F*^k out of the city. This is a picture of the Palisades Interstate Parkway. It looks this beautiful just 5 minutes outside of NYC. The city is beautiful too, but sometimes I need to see trees. I’ve always felt connected to trees and nature.

That’s why I’m planting a tree with every purchase that you make on this site. But, this post is not about trying to sell you anything. It’s about giving you a behind the scenes look at what drives us.

As you can see, cars drive us : ) Or maybe we drive cars? I get confused ever since I watched “Herbie…Fully Loaded.”

Anyway, I think we drive cars! I know that I was driving on this particular day. When I’m driving up this road, I usually listen to the most boring AM talk radio EVER! I’m serious. I usually listen to 710 AM or 770 AM.

The 2 most boring stations on the dial. They usually analyze the most boring political topics to death. Then they resurrect it and analyze it some more. But, there is something about it that soothes me.

It’s almost like a brain massage. I think it has to do with the fact that I’m so analytical towards all of our cute funny shirts. Listening to these boring radio guys give me the opportunity to listen to someone else’s brain go into overdrive.

Then I can just relax and let them do the work for me. Anyway, if you are tired of hearing about my brain than I’m not insulted. It’s fine.

Just drive your car over to our palace of cute, chic, hot & funny t shirts for girls. Each one is sprinkled with just a touch of glamour!

Dog parks were intended to be places where dogs can socialize with their own species. There is nothing wrong with playing fetch with your dog. But, there is something wrong with a dog that is sooo focused on the ball that she forgets that she is a dog.

In nature, dogs would die if they became this fixated on an object. On the other hand, grabbing your dog’s attention in the dog park is a skill. It’s important for them to know that you are in charge wherever you go. But, it’s not necessary for you to captivate their attention with a tennis ball in your hands.

You can captivate them with your energy. Or, maybe you don’t care about dog training. Maybe you just care about funny t shirts for girls. If this is the case, then go here for our “fetching” assortment of funny girly girls t shirts.

These cupcakes are gourmet. It’s the perfect combination between sweet and spicy.

When I say “spicy” some people get it twisted. We don’t mean “spicy” as in an herb such as rosemary. We bring the heat.

These cupcakes were made with ghost chili peppers. They are literally the hottest peppers on earth. We just use a sprinkle and it works.

The end result is amazing. You might need water when you try it though. I suggest room temperature water. It seems to work better than cold water.

I think there is some science to back this up but I’m not sure. And, remember to not rub your eyes after devouring one of these gooey treats.

We are still working on the shipping solution.

But, if you stay in NYC and want to pick up a box, then just call me.
MC Spicy Cupcake 646.226.1100

Why do I do this?

I do this for the dog. I do this for his fulfillment. Pack leaders don’t use umbrellas in nature. It’s not healthy to protect our dogs from the elements.

In order for dogs to be fulfilled, they must experience all that nature has to offer. And what kind of an example would I be setting if I didn’t walk in the rain with him? That’s why I don’t use an umbrella for either of us.

It’s funny, my dog hates the shower. But, he loves the rain. Sometimes, we walk from 22nd and 2nd avenue all the way to Wooster Street together. If you live in NYC, then you know that that’s not too close.

People stare at us. People laugh at us and point at my dog and me. But, we don’t care. We just keep going on our merry way! Usually, there is not another dog owner in site. Every once in a while we’ll see another dog but the owner is always using an umbrella.

He or she is never experiencing what their dog is experiencing. Keep in mind, we do this in all kinds of weather. I don’t care if it’s 20 degrees outside. And when we walk to the dog park in the rain, it’s always completely empty.

This is the same dog park that is completely packed when it’s nice weather. Dogs are tough. They are made for the elements. I’m not saying that you should go for a walk every time that it’s raining. But, you must give your dog that experience.

Often times, people will tell me that what I’m saying sounds good but that their dog “doesn’t like the rain.” Bullshit. It’s you that doesn’t like the rain. And it’s you that is denying your dog this experience.

My dog used to hate the rain as well. But, that was when I used to use an umbrella and take him out for a quick pee. He didn’t start enjoying it until I started enjoying it. Now, we run together and it’s an amazing experience.

Think about it, would you deny your dog the sunshine? In nature, there is no such thing as “bad weather.” There is just weather and it’s all beautiful. It’s beautiful even when it feels harsh. This is just one of many activities that I do that other pack leaders don’t do.

But, it’s one of my favorites. That’s because it’s an essential life skill. Anybody can teach a dog a trick. But, how many of you are teaching your dog essential life skills and enjoying it at the same time?

If you are in NYC, call me and we can walk our dogs in the rain together. I especially want to hear from people whose dogs “don’t like the rain.”

Ivan 646.226.1100

PS - don’t wear a white t-shirt. I’m not advocating having a wet t shirt contest with your pooch : )

In fact, I just received a couple of samples in the mail. I needed to feel them in my hands before I offered them to you. And, they are really cool cutting boards.

I’m using them in a photo shoot this weekend in Brooklyn. You’ll see the results of that photo shoot in the near future. When I tell people that we are making t shirts and cutting boards they think it’s really random.

To me, it’s nothing. It’s not random at all. I love funny t shirts & I love cooking. It’s as simple as that. Even if you aren’t a chef, you’ll still love these beautiful glass cutting boards.

They make great wall decorations even if you don’t cook at all. Chop your way over here to check out all of our cute glass cutting boards!

Anyway, we are closing in on the end of our journey. Yesterday, we perfected our gourmet cupcake recipe. This is not for vegans. However, we did use organic butter.

Anyway, yesterday’s batch was sheer perfection. I created them with my friend Andy from Pinisi Bakery in NYC. We made about 25 cakes for the customers and they sold out immediately. We’ve done this experiment before with lackluster results.

But this time, we knew that they’d sell out. Let me describe it for you. The bottom of the cupcake is a rich moist chocolate. It’s also very spicy. It has a lot of heat.

In the center of that is a delightful pecan cluster.

Yesterday’s batch included ghost pepper in the middle. Look it up. It is literally the world’s hottest pepper. We’ll probably switch that for a super hot chili instead. I don’t want to get sued.

Back to the cupcake.

The icing is a super sweet surprise with some heat sprinkled on top. If you like Thai cuisine then you’ll love this gourmet cupcake. It’s the perfect combination between sweet & spicy….. just like our cute t shirts.

Right now, these cupcakes are only available to NYC residents that can pick them up. Or, we can deliver LARGE orders in the NYC area.

Please call or text Ivan if you are interested in trying one today.

This handsome man can be reached at 646.226.1100

If you purchase one of our funny t shirts for girls, you will fall in love with them. At the very least, you’ll fall in like with them.

But, many of you won’t get the chance to feel our tees close up. That’s because you feel that our shirts are too expensive.

I can’t tell you how many people told me recently that they’d never pay more than $15 - $20 for a t-shirt online. They would never consider spending more than that.

But, the companies that produce those shirts, only put $15 - $20 worth of love into it. You get what you pay for. We price our goods fairly at around $32 a t shirt.

However, with us you can buy t shirts made with fabrics that are so soft and natural that you will feel the difference.

Plus, we plant a tree with every purchase.

Then there are companies that charge $68 a t-shirt. And, there are people that won’t pay less than that. They love the fact that celebs endorse those items and like paying the premium price.

It makes them feel like they are getting quality clothing. And, they are getting quality clothing. However, they are also getting ripped off. We give you the same quality at half the price.

One of our goals is to get the frugal people to appreciate quality. And, for the fashionistas out there to come to their senses and spend a little less.

We offer traditional t-shirts, along with bamboo and organic cotton tees.

In future glog postings, I will detail why bamboo and organic matters. Most people are not aware of the harm caused by traditional cotton farming methods. But, the truth is out there. Do a google search. The truth is not hard to find.

Even if you don’t care about that, you’ll still love our shirts. They are cute, fitted and funny.

In addition, they miss you whenever you put them in the hamper. They can’t help it. They are a bunch of affection whores.

Handcrafted soap from all natural ingredients individually finished as a work of art. This collection is a recipe for relaxation. You can detoxify your skin, massage away your fatigue with the smell of lavender and the texture of azuki beans, and have the comforting effect of calendula, oats and honey.

12 individually wrapped bars of ALL natural soap. Includes 3 of each of the following soaps: Jewel of the Sea with sea kelp, Lavendar with Azuki Beans, Oats & Honey and Calendula with Jojoba Oil.

What’s up mother suckers?

I am proud to announce that I just placed an order for the softest bamboo t shirts ever. Actually, they are 70% bamboo and 30% organic cotton. These ladies tees are so soft that you’ll feel like you are hugging a panda bear.

They have a slimming cut and they are extremely versatile. Now, match that with our over the top designs and you’ll understand my vision. There are funny t-shirt sites out there. And, there are eco friendly t shirt sites out there.

However, there are few if ANY sites that combine both. That’s exactly what we’re doing.

So, why bamboo? Bamboo is naturally “anti microbial.” Most shirts need to add a harmful chemical in order to become anti-microbial. Bamboo is like this naturally. It has it’s own natural chemical called “kunh” which prevents bacteria from growing on it.

This agent stays on the shirts for tons of washes and it will serve you for years.

In fact, I can write a book about the benefits of bamboo, but I don’t want to bore you. The truth of the matter is that these bamboo shirts are super soft and cute. You are going to love the way that they look and feel on you.

Match it up with your fav design and remember that we plant a tree with every purchase. That policy stands for our entire product line. It doesn’t matter if it’s a bamboo tee or a cutting board. We are still doing the same thing. In addition, we are printing with water based inks.

What does that mean to you? It means that you won’t feel the pattern when you run your hand over the shirt. The goal is for it to feel like an old vintage t shirt. Funny t shirts and comfort are our # 1 goals. Stiff tees stink. We want you to feel like you are walking around in pajamas all day!

Bamboo shirts rock!

There is a lot of debate regarding whether dogs dream or not.

They do.

And I didn’t need brain monitors to figure that out. I just know what my dog looks like when he is happy. And I’ve seen him happy while he was dreaming.

I have watched my dog sleep. A true pack leader is in tune with his dog. They know what’s going on while it’s going on. Other people may have looked at him and thought it was random and involuntary tail wagging etc……Think what you’d like.

Debate what you’d like. I know my dog and dogs in general. I can’t back up the whole dream thing with hard proof, but I know the truth. If you need hard proof, then go check out our Zazzle store. It has nothing to do with a dog’s brain but I just thought I’d send you there anyway.

We sell cute totes that you can carry your dog’s stuff in when you go to the park.

If you’re not familiar with Zazzle, then you should be. Zazzle is the shxt. It allows me to bring you the world’s cutest tote bags. Kiss paper and plastic goodbye. Just remember to use an organic lip plumper first. As with all of our products, we plant a tree with every purchase.

We offer a huge variety of tote bags. I’m not just talking about the designs either. I’m talking about the actual tote bags themselves. They look chic even when they are blank. That’s how we knew that we’d picked the perfect canvas for our pretty graphic designs. We have double stitched canvas totes, floral totes, two tone etc…… The totes that we are offering here are top quality too. They don’t just look beautiful. They’ll last you forever as well. Think about that the next time you are carrying a plastic bag. Walk this way if you’d like to enter our world of funny and cute tote bags for ladies.

This picture represents the obstacle course one takes to become one of our artistic contributors. I must first see how you doodle.

I must see the beauty within manifest onto a piece of paper. Only the purest survive!

Lynda, our Indonesian homey takes the cake. She doodles like no other! It was from this pic that I realized that she needs to create really cool pillows for us.

Well, she wound up doing a lot more. She is helping us create a whole line of beautiful gifts for ladies.

But right now, we are working closely together to create the cutest tooth fairy pillow ever. And my favorite part is that we will be planting a tree in your honor if you buy this or any of our stupid products.

That’s because we are donating a portion of everything to our friends. If you clicked on the “our friends” link, you’ll see that we made a comment on the video.

It’s around the 10th or 11th comment. What amazes me most about that video is how few comments were made. Look how many thousands of times that video was watched.

Juicy celebrity gossip videos receive hundreds of comments but he get less than 20? We have to get serious about saving the earth. I don’t mean to be preachy.

Maybe I’ve been listening to too much Ma$e again. Hey, at least he’s not as angry as this guy.

Gee, I wonder why he is missing a tooth? I wonder if he’d want to be a sales rep for all of our classy feminine products.

It can be very tiring. After a long fruitless day, you need an extra soft place to rest your pretty brain. This is the place.

This square little piece of real estate is filled with glitter, puppies and love. I know what you are thinking: “I don’t want to smush the puppies.” Don’t worry, you won’t.

They are really tiny. In fact, they are a little bit smaller than these forest creatures.

And they survive on the glitter and love inside all of these pillows.

This can be your cute way of announcing to the world that you are unavailable. You are better then half of these guys out here anyway. They are def not Mr Right. Most of them aren’t even Mr Right Now. Soem of them aren’t even Mr Right Away!! That’s pathetic. But you know what’s not pathetic? The fact that we clock in over 1,000 hours a week working on all of these Funny Girls T Shirts We work our fingers to the bone. Then we work our bones to the finger. It’s strange but true!!

I love the art work and the splatter paint on this one. And the rose, is just the perfect touch. This shirt makes me feel like I’m living on cloud. It makes me feel warm inside. We shouldn’t be allowed to make shirts that are this cute. But, we’d do it even if we weren’t allowed. That’s because we are renegades in the world of Funny Girls T Shirts.

These t shirts are now available on all natural bamboo shirts. They are super soft and luxurious. If you’ve ever felt bamboo fabric then you know what I’m talking about. It’s almost like cashmere.

You don’t have to be a metal fan to enjoy this tshirt, unless, you are talking about 24kt Gold.

Who isn’t a fan of that?

This cute t shirt may just be one of those available in tons of color & style combinations in the future.

And remember, we vow to plant a tree with every purchase of every cute t-shirt. So, you can feel good about yourself while you are wearing an offensive t shirt. Not that this is that offensive anyway.

With this shirt, you are simply announcing to the world to not F*ck with you today. What’s wrong with that? My dream would be for me to get this shirt into the hands of a celebrity stylist, but not just anybody’s celebrity stylist.

I want to get this into the hands of Rachel Ray’s stylist. I’ve been a fan of her since before she was famous. I wouldn’t mind Chelsea Handler wearing one of our Cute Halter Tops either.

But, there are tons of Ladies T Shirt companies trying to get their goods into the hands of Celebes. What makes us different you ask? The main reason is that a picture of them wearing our shirts isn’t important to me.

Most companies feel unsatisfied if one of their shirts simply winds up in a Caleb’s closet instead of on the cover of Life & Style. Personally, I could care less. Chelsea and Rachael rock.

I can sleep well knowing that they are secret fans of my women’s shirts. Don’t get it twisted though. It would be awesome if they got snapped for the cover of OK magazine or something.

This shirt is perfect to wear to the Golden Globe Awards. If you don’t believe me then go ask the Golden Globes themselves!! It’s also great for the Oscars. It pairs nicely with some indigo colored Eye Shadow.

But, that’s really true of all of our funny t shirts for girls.

That’s why I smoke after a long day of wearing high heels.

I just wipe my make up off and blaze a big fat blunt.

Sometimes, I run out of papers and I’ll just roll it in one of my funny graphic t shirts.

Other times, I’ll use a bong and then whine about my day.

I just have to make sure that I have plenty of fresh fruit around for the munchies.

What else am I going to dip in my pot of melted swiss chocolate??

This is one of our most subtle funny girl’s t shirts yet.

Most people don’t even notice that is says “Heals” but then again, most people are retardo!!

If you still like me after using the word retardo then hop scotch your way over to the rest of the funny girls t shirts.

What about you moron?

Did you notice that you look like a fat sweaty gorilla?

Do you think that your “package” smells as sweet as the rose on this Cute T Shirt?

Someone should ship your “package” to another country with no return address!!

WARNING: You must have CLASS if you want to wear this hot shirt.

This sexy little show stopper have been tearing up the runways of New York, Tokyo & Afghanistan.

Now, it’s your turn to get this hot celebrity look.

And to top it off, we pledge to plant a tree for every purchase.

That goes for all of the shirts that we sell.

We’ve partnered up with Trees for the Future @ www.treesftf.org to make this possible.

See, we are the first company to make shirts this crazy, yet still have the social awareness to plant trees.

Trees are our friends.

When I was a little kid, I used to be able to make it windy!!! I used to love watching the trees sway to the wind that I’d created.

Fashion Tip: This slimming T Shirt goes well with a pair of strappy sandals or dangly earrings. You can also wear it with a pair of wool tights underneath and a couple of Fun Clunky Bracelets on your wrists.

Trust me, you’ll look prettier than Elisha Cuthbert if you do as I say. You’ll also be able to beat her up.

Anything is possible in this Funny Girls T Shirt.

Please keep in mind that this t-shirt is not always available.  It’s definitely a crowd pleaser but not too many people have the courage to wear this outrageous top.   So, we only print these up every once in a while.  If you are reading this at a time that it’s not available, don’t panic.  We sell tons of other offensive yet feminine t-shirts.  If you don’t believe me then click your mickey mouse right here.

But, I’m extra pretty in tents!!

I don’t know why, but it’s true.

I look really fugly in the real world.

But, I’m a knockout when I go camping.

Maybe it’s the fresh air. Maybe it’s the crickets.

I think it’s the forest creatures.

Their energy makes me feel beautiful.

Some of my forest friends are featured on this Funny T Shirt for Chicks!!

In the future, this design will be available on cups. Bizarre, but true.

What’s also true is the fact that we use water based inks on all of our Comfy T Shirts. That means that they a little more planet friendly than most graphic tees. In addition, we’ve teamed up with TFTF to plant a tree for every purchase sold.

This shirt looks really good with a pair of Cute Jeans. It’s perfect to wear on a camping trip. It’s also perfect on a mushroom trip. It also looks good on a road trip or for tripping down the stairs. Just kidding about the last part. You should always be careful when you are walking down the stairs.

Unless, you see a gift card at the bottom. In that case, run down the stairs. It’s worth taking the chance. That’s because you might be able to use that gift card on all of our Funny T Shirts for Girls.

You don’t have to solely be pretty in tents in order to wear this shirt. However, it does help. If you’re not sure whether you are pretty in tents or not then you should e-mail me.

We can go camping together. I’ll even drive us!! I’ll trust you as long as you promise not to pack a shovel and duct tape. Just pack some clothes and get ready for a good time.

We can stay up really late and have a pajama party in the woods. But, we have to leave early if you want to go camping.

The camping grounds are really far away. They are tucked away deep within the forest of Funny Girls T Shirts : )

Today, I want to fix the relationship between rulers and the population.

You should be more loving and we should be more trusting. If we both did these to things, then you wouldn’t have to collect taxes.

We’d just give it to you as charity.

The End

But, that’s just because I live in the city. I have to walk first or he can step on broken glass or get hit by a car. But, many people focus on the whole “walking ahead of your dog” thing a little too much. It is very important that we walk ahead of our dogs.

But, in my opinion that’s just for safety reasons. Doggy woggies don’t understand the concept of cars or how much it would suck to get hit by one. BUT, in nature the pack leader concept is a little different.

If you are a pack leader and you’ve taken your dog to the country then you know what I’m about to say. Your dog will revolve around you like the moons around Jupiter. He won’t ALWAYS be behind you.

But, his eyes will always be on you. You will remain his source of guidance. That’s why it’s so important to be a good teacher. In order to be a good teacher you must be able to continually adapt and become sharper. That way, you are always growing and your dog is always growing. Go to YouTube and type in “pack of dogs”.

Once you go past all of the silly home videos, find a real documentary about dogs. Then tell everyone to shut the fuck up because you need to focus. Watch the dog pack while they are walking. They don’t all walk behind the pack leader. But, their eyes are always on the pack leader. They are constantly in tune with the pack leader’s energy.

They revolve around the pack leader like the moons around Jupiter. P.S. In Nature, they all sleep in a den. In this den, they all snuggle together while wearing these.

My dog doesn’t have a name but he knows the word “come”. Everything else that we do is based on an energy level.

Klick here if you wanna see my puppy’s favorite energy site.

Some people might mistake my jokes for being judgmental but I’m kidding about whatever it is, almost 100% of the time. I like to just watch the news or walk around and just observe in a way that isn’t judgmental.

And, there are a lot of incidents here in the NYC area. So, there are a lot of opportunities to be judgmental.

I’ll give you an example. There was a guy recently whose dog started going to the bathroom near a tree. Then this homeless guy runs out of a building and starts yelling at him. He didn’t want the dog to go to the bathroom on that part of the sidewalk.

Next thing you know, they start calling each other: MOTHER FUCKERS!!! (listen at 2:21)

Why did the guy with the dog get mad? Why would he say: “You don’t own the F’ing sidewalk” Why not just take a step back and ask the homeless guy why he is so angry?

If he did that, then he’d be curious instead of judgmental. If he had asked why, then he would know what I know.

I know that homeless guy. He wasn’t always homeless. He used to live in the building that he came out of to yell at the guy with the dog. He still has keys to the building though and storage space too somewhere.

This is where he keeps his books. He sells these books on the same spot that the dog was making #2. He got upset because this little part of the sidewalk is all he has left. He sells books on that spot for like $2 and sells like 3 a day.

Whenever I have a book or videos that I don’t want, I don’t throw it out. I give it to him so that he can sell it. Anyway, float over here if you wanna see some Silly Tee Shirts for Girls!!! This is to the people that think that link sucked.

Go Here For The Real Shxt!!!

In this video clip Ivan shares his love of fake endangered species and hidden mp3s.

Ivan I Abduct Aliens

Even though, she doesn’t technically work for me. She is a freelancer. But, in all fairness she isn’t really being a slacker. Her parents are about to lose her childhood home. In addition, there is a lot of other stuff going on.

I have other artists on deck so I’m not too stressed.  Why should I should stress when we already have people working on the world’s cutest tops?

Last night, there was a guy SCREAMING on the street for a lawyer!!! I had my window open and I live in the city. Part of the reason that I left it open is because it’s like a primitive TV set but you get really involved in the stories. My point is that almost nothing would make me scream like that. I don’t think he was attacked and that’s the only excuse there would be. Whatever his case was, he saw his situation as a nightmare. He didn’t see it as an opportunity. He didn’t embrace it. This was an experience for him but a bad one. He didn’t grow.

Then again, maybe he’ll grow from it over time. But, why not grow right there ON THE SPOT!!! Why even have that emotional outburst?? The goal is to be wise in the moment!!! You might say, well “I’m a Human Being” how am I supposed to Not react?? How do I hold that in??

Well, there is a switch to shut that off. I don’t claim to know where that switch is. Not because I don’t know where the switch is. But because it’s located somewhere different on different people. I know where mine is. Fuxkk!! I keep getting deep!! If you just wanna see Funny Girls T Shirts then close your eyes and clique here : )

Watch the trailer below and tell me what kind of movie you would think it was based on. You would think it was some light hearted movie about bonding. Nothing could be further from the truth. It’s a movie about bonding, alcoholism, abuse & rape!! Not that movies don’t go there, but they NEVER have trailers like this. Seriously, go watch this movie. Then go watch the trailer about 10 times. I recommend watching it a few times before the movie as well.

Whoever put this movie together had this trailer in mind from DAY ONE and picking Lindsay Lohan was no accident. If you do the above exercise and disagree with me, then send me a message. We can get it poppin’ on my Internet Radio Show!!! You would have to be retarded to disagree with me on this however. Sorry if the word “retarded” sounds harsh. I volunteered and worked with that population for years and I still use it. I’m inventing a new word that isn’t as offensive. The new word is “retardo.”

Everything from this point on is just retardo. Please watch the video and re-read my above “movie trailer review” If you don’t then I’ll never let you borrow one of my Funny Girls T Shirts : )

But, I’m not here to talk about birds or shirts. Somehow you ended up in the “You Discussed Me” section. Not to be confused with “you disgust me.” Trust me, you don’t disgust me. I think you’re really pretty. I’m here to talk about me and something that I just realized. I just realized that I grew up with a water treatment facility in my backyard. I could have put exclamation points after that, but I don’t know if I should feel alarmed yet. I SHOULD feel alarmed for a reason. That’s because if I really grew near something bad, then I’d like to know why. Why didn’t they contain it? I live right near the run off water and a dirty looking pond.

If it turns out that this water is scary dangerous then I promise NOT to sue the owner if he will just tell me why. The other crazy thing is that I just saw 3 military choppers going over my house the other day. Keep in mind that these water treatment facilities can explode!! They are potential targets. I don’t even mind living near one of these things, but just tell me why the water leaving doesn’t seem contained. If it has to go through my backyard, can’t you just contain it better? It looks so messy. Build a park or something. I’ll even play frisbee with you if you promise to wear one our funny girls t shirts.

A macro lens is the best lens to take food pictures like this with. It’s the one that let’s you see the texture of the cake and frosting up close.

We will be shooting more photos with this lens in the future. But for now, we still have 160 pictures that are still better than 99% of the Cupcake sites out there.

There is a even a surprise celebrity guest in one of the pics!!!

In these images, you get to see our Spicy Gourmet Cupcakes fresh out of the oven. We made a special batch that day and some of the ones that we offered won’t be available to the public for a while.

That’s because we are focusing on just 2 delicious cupcakes at the beginning. They are both chocolate and they are both spicy.

One is mild / medium & the other if F’ing Spicy!!

On a separate note, it’s harder than you would think to find boxes to put the Cupcakes in. That’s because I want to print our own boxes with our own label. The REAL hard part however is finding the right “Cupcake Holder” to put inside the box.

That’s really important, because I don’t want your Gourmet Cupcakes to get smushed on the way over there.

But, these are just small glitches that are just a part of the process. In the meantime, you can still order them now if you call me and be one of the 1st customers!!!

I mean come on, when was the last time someone offered you a Spicy Cupcake?? Just imagine the best chocolate cupcake you’ve ever had with a little bit of kick.

That’s what we’re offering straight from NYC!!!

Holla at me. Ivan 646 226 1100 {———– That’s my actual phone number.

You can call that if you want to order Gourmet Cupcakes right now with a frosting that nobody else uses!!

Or, you can call me IF YOU JUST WANT TO TALK : )

Let’s disect this for a second. “Coastal beefs?” It sure sounds like is bragging about being involved with coastal beefs. Dude, your bff died in that coastal beef!!

Then he talks about “shoot outs” One of his best rappers went to jail for years for that mess and he is bragging about it? What is wrong with this guy? Then he says “My lawyer is so good that Diddy got acquitted” What about “Diddy is so innocent that Diddy got acquitted?”

Are you actually saying the only reason u r a free man is because you have a good lawyer?? Once again, who thinks this guy is cool?

By the way, that was the OFFICIAL VERSION of that video. I heard that video cost $40MIL. You could have send many people to college with that money. Here is another video. But, this one comes straight from Puff Daddy. It’s hard to watch. It’s pretty much him bragging about being a father. He brags about watching the kids without “nannies” or “mommy”
Why brag about that? Why not just be a father??

I would have been more impressed if he was playing chess with his kids and didn’t say a word. If he was a fireman, would he brag while he’s putting out a fire?? I’m serious, I want to go into a boxing ring with this idiot. I want to fight him on pay per view for charity!!! Don’t worry P SHITTY, I’ll let you wipe off the blood with one of Our Funny T Shirts 4 Girls : )

Also, pause the video @ 25 seconds. I think the kid in the middle is smothering the baby!! I’m serious. I just called child services.

I just don’t get this guy. He is one of rap’s biggest celebrities right now and he is a total freak. See the guy with the red flag in the audience that’s dancing?? That’s “The Birdman” aka “BABY”. Well, Lil Wayne kisses that guy on the mouth. I’m not even making up rumors. I you don’t believe me, then google it.

And I’m not judging him. I just don’t understand it. I’ve lived in the ghetto and that shxt doesn’t fly in any ghetto. Notice at 3:53 on the video that he says “SOO WOO!!!” That is him claiming to be a blood. Go find me another member of the bloods that kisses another man on the mouth and calls him “DADDY” This is all true. He even admits it publicly!!!

Who knows, maybe he is just that secure with his masculinity. But if he is, then why does he make such misogynistic music.  This guy looks like Whoopi Goldberg on aids. I don’t mean he looks like Whoopi WITH aids. I mean he looks like Whoopi ON aids. Meaning that he looks like he just snorted aids before going on stage and that he happens to look like Whoopi Goldberg!!

I swear, one day I’m going to Make a Funny Girls T Shirt about “Lil Weezle”

Anyway, it’s time to go to sleep but I’m proud to be leading a company that will offer funny t shirts for girls and gourmet cupcakes. Food has been a passion for me for a while and I’ve never not been into clever t shirts, so this is a natural combination for me.

I’m also working on a mystery project that will be revealed in about 3 weeks. I don’t want to say too much, but I’ll give you a hint. You’ll be able to see it on YouTube.

OJ has run out of options and now he is retuning to football. The courts have made him a deal. He can leave prison if he returns to football. He is going to be a quarter back for the Baltimore Ravens. This announcement has sent shock waves throughout the NFL and China.

To date, over 30,000 professional football players have left the NFL due to this announcement. They are just too scared for their own lives. 200 referees have also quit due to this announcement. They are too scared to judge him.

I look at it this way. He is a hell of a player. I may not support his antics off the field but he is one hell of a player. And guess what OJ!! The world is full of player haters!!! : )

I want to show the world that they aren’t as bad as people think. Forget everything you’ve heard about Bohemian Grove. I believe that the Illuminated ones are coming from a loving place. Sometimes their policies seem to be coming from a dark place but the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Besides, they are the only ones that can see the larger picture. They might do something that seems dangerous for us today but they have our long term interests at heart.

I doubt many Illuminated ones will talk to me on my show but they are all welcome.

You know what is real? What’s real is my desire for Brad and Angelina to adopt me. I will not stop until I am cuddling (snuggling) with Brangelina. Part of my plan is to move to Guam. I think that’ll make me irresistible to their noble hearts and souls. Maybe one day Angelina can and will go grocery shopping with me and let me buy donuts. Maybe another day, she’ll fly me in her plane and let me jump out with a parachute. That way, I can go to my friend Violent J’s house. He’s 1/2 of ICP and he also makes delicious cookies.

: )

Anyway, back to the shirt.   Yes……..They’re fake. What did you think?   Did you think my lovely lady lumps were actually the size of a small van naturally? Are you kidding me? How did you think they were real? Pioneers landed on my boobies in 1876. My boobies are so big, that I haven’t seen any of those pioneers in over 100 years!!

They are also fake in other ways. My boobs have a really fake personality. One minute, you’ll think they are your friend, and another day they’ll turn you on like Heidi from “The Hills”. I’ve spoken to my boobs about this. I’ve tried to get them to be more sincere but they are too jaded. They are wonderful accessories though and they look really cute in a Vintage T Shirt : )

Sometimes I wonder: “Is that Oxygen in your pants…….. or are you just unhappy to see me”?? That’s how small you are. Not that it matters to me. I mean, who cares about your “size” I’m ok not knowing that. Keep that info to yourself.

What’s down there doesn’t matter. But, the human that it’s attached to matters alot. But you know what?? That might not matter either. Because my tampon and me have a special relationship. Once a month, we meet up. We go everywhere together. We go to the park, we go to the movies, we go to the bathroom etc……. My Tampon loves me. It never asks me to change and it never gives me TSS. Sometimes, I’ll ask my Tampon to change but that’s a different story. In fact, we are so close that we even get our periods at the same time.

I love my Tampon. We are so close. That’s why I’m dating my Tampon now. We even go clothes shopping together. Sometimes, Mr. Tampon even helps me pick out Cute Outfits.

Let’s face it. Pillows are soft to practice on and less smelly than a guy. They are also more emotionally mature than most guys. I don’t just hump my pillow. I also love my pillow and take it out on dates.

Sometimes me and my pillow will go to the lake and feed geese. That’s because my pillow is a “down” pillow and he likes to get back in touch with his roots sometimes. Other than that, we do normal things that girls do with their pillows. Right now, I’m trying to get pregnant from my pillow but it isn’t working.

I’m taking fertility drugs and the doctor said that there is a 99% chance that I’ll get pregnant. I can’t wait to see the cute little baby pillows that we’ll create. They will be so adorable and I’ll dress them in the cutest pillow cases.

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE 2/16/08 - THIS PATTERN IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE.

One of my homeys at another t shirt site thought of something similar years ago. I don’t really think it was that similar but I’m gonna cave in and take it down. It’s not worth losing a keylontic homey for.

Keylontic homeys are hard to come by. Anyway, I also have t shirt related news. All of our patterns are being printed on bamboo ladies t shirts now. IF you’ve never felt bamboo then you’re missing out. It’s like if silk, cashmere & cotton had a baby.

That’s what bamboo feels like on your skin. Celebs are wearing them. Not that THAT matters. The only thing that matters, is the fact that they are super duper eco friendly.

In addition, we plant a tree with every purchase. The shopping cart is broke, but feel free to call us 24/7

(646) 226 1100 Ask for Spicy. Code word: Bamboo

There are 3 types of Perky people. Some are Perky out of ignorance. Ignorance is Bliss. Some people are Perky by choice. There is nothing wrong with choosing that. Some people choose to be Jaded. The other type of Perky girls are the ones with whose boobies stay up naturally. That’s why this type of shirt is for you.

: )

It’s not enough for you to just be silently proud? You also have to to sneak that thought over to us via a cute shirt? Not a bad idea!! We’re all for it. It’s also perfect for someone that is ironic and wants to make fun of perky girls. It’s also perfect for Catherine Zeta Jones. That’s because I Love the word “Zeta”.

100% of the proceeds of this shirt will go to the “?uestion mark foundation” The ?uestion mark foundation researches ways for guys to have a “?uestion mark” - a ?uestion mark is the make equivalent to the period. It helps guys understand and appreciate a female’s time of the month. As of right now the only effective way for guys to receive a ?uestion mark is through a painful surgery. Surprisingly, countless guys have already signed up. To date, there have been over 6,000,000 painful surgeries.

If you are a Spanish / Spanish girl and you are reading this, don’t be pissed. You had big butts for years and you did nothing with them. It’s our time now. Our big healthy butts will conquer the world. As a matter of fact, 100% of the proceeds from this shirt will go to the “Big Healthy Tushee Foundation” It’s an organization made up of volunteers that shows how big tushees can save the planet. That’s right, big butts can solve everything from Global Warming to Road Rage. That’s because in the presence of such beauty, problems just disappear.

This sexy funny shirt announces to the world that “I have junk in da trunk” You should announce it. Just think about how many years your trunk was empty. You used to have valuable belongings in your trunk. Now, you’re filled with junk. Somehow, that doesn’t sound like a good thing, but you make “junk” look glamorous : )

Th only thing about you that is for $ale is your belongings. That’s because you went over your credit card limit and now you need my help. It’s all good. Just have a garage sale or put stuff on ebay. Or maybe you can find somebody to purchase you for 6 zillion dollars?

But for the most part, you are not for $ale. Not for guys, not for friends and not for co-workers. You have bought lots of Cute Stuff on $ale but you aren’t. If you wear this shirt and somebody still makes you an offer, then they are messing with the wrong person. Just let me know, and I’ll fly over there in a hot air balloon and use my ninja skills on their faces. I’m not playing either. They will need Dr. 90210 when I’m done with them : )

But, in reality you can’t laugh your “hot ass” off. If you did, then you’d probably need surgery. You’d probably need Dr. 90210. You’d look really weird without an ass. You’d probably need butt implants. But then you’d look like some ghetto shorty that’s about to get her “tracks” fixed. When I say “tracks” I’m talking about hair extensions. If you didn’t know that, then you are either a honkey or too ol’ school to purchase this sexy funny shirt.

Holla : )

There are only a few special biatches that can pull a shirt like this off. You have to have a special temper. You have to be able to melt metal with your eyes or crush stone with your thoughts. Even then you might not be a bigger biatch than Katrina but people will get the point. This is not the day to piss you off. You know what? You deserve a day where everybody is nice to you. A day where rainbows and candy appear everywhere you go. You deserve a world where puppies smell like watermelons and they speak human Chinese.

This comical shirt is self explanatory. But, guys aren’t so bad. They are just like us except they forgot how to love.

Something happened to them along the way that made them want to be “players” I think players need to stick to sports. Females are not a sport dammit!!

If we are a sport, then we need more female referees and umpires to call these guys out. Somebody needs to sit in the penalty box, because there are too many players on the field.

It’s getting more chaotic than Britney’s album. And you know what……. easy girls aren’t helping. We’ll be offering a shirt in the future that says: “sluts are ruining it for the rest of us”

But, guys aren’t really assholes. They are just lost souls that will regain themselves in 2012!! That’s when the world is going to end or begin according to who you speak with.

Then again, maybe all that is bs and guys really are a-holes. Maybe they know exactly what they are doing and need to be punished for it.

Maybe we should start a gang that beats up guys. All I need is 12 more girls that have black belts in Pilates and we’re ready!! They have to be black belts though because everything matches black.

If we are going to kick some ass, it might as well be in style. In fact, I know a site that sells cute outfits for girls that wanna kick guy’s asses!!

Before you enter the site, you have to prove that you are a ninja by breaking a piece of wood with your foot. It’s best not to get a pedicure before breaking the wood.

I wouldn’t want to see anything get smudged. Go here if you want to break wood and look pretty : )

And you know what, I don’t mind them using this idea. I just want them to shout me out. I want to be recognized in some way. Give me money or give me props on your site somewhere. If I did that to someone else, and I made $100,000 off of it, I’d give them $20,000. Shoot, I’ll even give $15,000 grand to charity if that happens and just keep 5 ya dig!!!

Don’t get me wrong, I hope nobody steals any of my ideas. And you shouldn’t even dream about stealing any of my ideas. I have a black belt in pilates and I will destroy you!!!

These are just a few of the things that my mother used to say to me when I was growing up. This shirt also works well in any place with a lot of guys that seem like jerks.

Sure you’ll probably lose some nice guys over this shirt . But think about all the losers that you avoided by wearing it.

The cup is really 1/2 full. And you know what? Night time minutes are a very valuable thing. I love Night Time minutes.

It’s such a cost effective way to keep up with friends and family. OK, I don’t have any friends, but you get the point. You didn’t have to rub that in. It’s not my fault that I don’t have any friends.

I’m kind, considerate and sociable but my ninja skills usually intimidate people. Even the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles won’t even eat pizza with me. Leonardo and I hang out on Ramadan, but besides that, we never see each other.

They are just too afraid of my skills. But, they are my turtle amigos. I would never break their shells.

I’m just not like that. That’s just not me.

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It’s staying up even if it doesn’t sell.

I might change the picture from time to time but the slogan is staying up.

I’m not gonna stop until “Keepin’ it real like Ally McBeal” is the new slang.

That’s the kind of world that I want to live in.

If you didn’t like that show, it wasn’t because it sucked.

It was because you didn’t take the time to appreciate it.

I dare you to watch 5 episodes and not be hooked

: )

Truer words have never ever been spoken and I ain’t joken : )

In fact, I’m so pretty that I don’t even need make up.

Or maybe I do but I’m stupid to realize it.

Hey, did you know that make up has an expiration date?

It’s true. Don’t apply any make up that smells weird.

It may have gone bad.