Funny Girls T Shirts announce: “Yes……They’re Fake”

I bet you thought I was gonna say   “YES…….. They’re Real”   Well they aren’t   : )   They are as fake as your personality so stop asking me already Freddy.

You know what is real? What’s real is my desire for Brad and Angelina to adopt me. I will not stop until I am cuddling (snuggling) with Brangelina. Part of my plan is to move to Guam. I think that’ll make me irresistible to their noble hearts and souls. Maybe one day Angelina can and will go grocery shopping with me and let me buy donuts. Maybe another day, she’ll fly me in her plane and let me jump out with a parachute. That way, I can go to my friend Violent J’s house. He’s 1/2 of ICP and he also makes delicious cookies.

: )

Anyway, back to the shirt.   Yes……..They’re fake. What did you think?   Did you think my lovely lady lumps were actually the size of a small van naturally? Are you kidding me? How did you think they were real? Pioneers landed on my boobies in 1876. My boobies are so big, that I haven’t seen any of those pioneers in over 100 years!!

They are also fake in other ways. My boobs have a really fake personality. One minute, you’ll think they are your friend, and another day they’ll turn you on like Heidi from “The Hills”. I’ve spoken to my boobs about this. I’ve tried to get them to be more sincere but they are too jaded. They are wonderful accessories though and they look really cute in a Vintage T Shirt : )