Tiger is a cheetah. But, that’s a personal issue! There is some news recently that is so big that I am talking about it on my own glog. I’m not even making an attempt to shout out my line of FUNNY GIRLS TOPS
Well, I don’t know if it’s big but it’s both thought provoking and awe inspiring. Firstly, a scientist photographed a single electron.
Also, the norway spirals have been interesting. I don’t know what they are but they resemble a single electron and sacred geometry.
There is a lot of this kind of stiff going on. Something similar happened a few years back. CHECK THIS OUT!!
You may be asking yourself why such a fancy shmancy fashion website would be posting ufo videos, norway spirals and single electrons.
The doctor and I are working on this but leave a comment if you figure it out. By the way, if you send me a comment I will give you FREE DOG TRAINING TIPS & ADVICE.
Let’s talk a little bit about military analysts and the lack of criminal analysts. Military analysts are different than soldiers.
They have to look at the battlefield objectively and make difficult decisions. They study past battles.
Criminal analysts on the other hand don’t exist. That’s why you see different criminals making the same mistakes.
For example, I have read many stories about cops getting arrested after robbing drug dealers.
A gang of rogue cops will band together and rob drug dealers. They think that they will never get caught. They might not get caught for a while but they usually slip.
They need a criminal analyst. They don’t study how cops got busted for the same thing and why.
These types of rogue cops are brutes. They simply lack the finesse to study past mistakes. It’s great to have adrenaline but you need brains too.
Why are there military analysts but not criminal ones? It just seems off balance. Don’t we need a balance between sugar and spice?
I guess Al Queda is having a criminal analyst. But, they are the only ones. That’s why I am offering my services as a “petty crimes” analyst.
I will teach you how to jay walk. With my method, you will not get caught. Contact the hell out of me if you are interested.
I am an online college course dropout. I am a loser. But, I do make the funniest andbest t shirts for girls on the internet.
I have one shirt that is selling like hot cakes on the street. I can’t mention it here and you can’t find it on the site (yet).
If I do, a certain celebrity might get mad at me. Just know, if you ( the celeb) is reading this, I’m not trying to make fun of you with this shirt.
I’m a fan of you. If you want, I’ll give all of the profits to the charity of your choice.
I just made the shirt because I thought the slogan sounded funny. But, a lot of people don’t like you apparently. They think that you are conceited and just pretend to be interested in your guests.
I think you should invite these people on to your show. They just THINK they don’t like you. Really, they misunderstand you.
You should have them pause videos on past shows and show you what they consider “conceited behavior.” Then, tell them how you really felt in that moment.
It’s ok to be vulnerable. If you were faking being interested on tv then just admit it and be real in the moment.
If you were thinking of a witty comment instead of really LISTENING WHILE GENUINELY CURIOUS to your guests then admit it.
This glog post is over. This was so estupido.
In the meantime, come find me in the park for a shirt that makes fun of a celebrity that I have no beef against.
If you live in hipster central (Bushwick, Brooklyn) then you can find our kick ass implant totes at “brooklyn natural.” I love brooklyn natural. Not just because they carry our totes but because it’s a great store.
They mostly sell healthy food but they also sell a million types of beer.
We also have our canvas grocery totes in Urban Roots which is a health food store on Avenue A in manhattan.
They are also being sold in a little gift shop on East 4th street between 1st and 2nd avenue. I forgot the name of that little shop but it’s very cute.
Selling to stores can be a pain in the ass though. One store on 2nd avenue owed me $40 for 4 months. People are such scam artists. Luckily for him, he finally paid me.
We put a lot of time and energy into these designs. We don’t charge a ton of money either. I only make a few dollars (literally) when I sell to these shops.
The only reason that I do it is to make a few dollars and to make people happy. Theseeco friendly tote bags are very functional.
They can easily replace 1,000 plastic bags in their lifetime. They cute tote bags do have a sluttly side however.
You’ll notice that these cute totes really want to “go home with you.” Ok, I am bad at jokes. But, we are damn good when it comes to eco friendly totes.
Well, they are all on sale. They will remain on $ale until our new web design is ready. So, if you are looking for boyfriend shirts, you have come to the right place.
Most boyfriend tees are simply cheesy rip offs of the “I love NY” shirts. Our designs are hand drawn and road tested by loving girlfriends from around the globe.
I have a riddle for you: What is the color of an eggplant yet made from 70% bamboo and 30% organic cotton. I’m not telling but let’s just say that you’d get taken away by the answer!
Is your boyfriend a jealous tough guy? If so, that’s an issue that you two should talk about and work on. But, until he works out his issues you might want to slip on this hot burnout top : )
We are more than just funny t shirts for ladies. Did you think our name “Spicy Cupcakes” for a reason? It is. If you like chocolate and spice then look no damn further.
A box of 6 costs just $20 (not including shipping & handling. Contact us if you are interested in procuring a box of these delicious gourmet cupcakes.
Our cupcake bakery pumps out magic. Just look at that picture.
It is made spicy with “ghost chile”!! Oh, you don’t know what ghost chile is? It’s the world’s hottest chile pepper. We only use a dash but that’s all you need for a batch of these yummy gourmet cupcakes.
Soon, you will be able to order these directly from the site but for now contact us if you are interested in buying a box.
These cupcakes come straight from NYC. Let us know if you’d like to try a box. Icing comes on the side.
I found this video on YouTube. I didn’t even know that MRirian was on Idol. What’s so amazing about this video is that she keeps changing outfits.
It’s so rude how Randy holds something over his mouth while he’s laughing. Just openly laugh if you must. Don’t try and hide the fact that you are laughing Dawg.
For a while now, I’ve felt like the colors on the site were a littleVERY LOUD. It’s just too much pink & purple.
Soon, it will me a light grey and purple combination. We are also adding some great new shirts.
Additionally, we are adding super cute “boy shorts” into the mix. Be on the lookout for those. Yes, they will have words on the booty BUT unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.
But, the most exciting part of all is that we now sell ACTUAL SPICY CUPCAKES. They are a super yummy chocolate on chocolate combination. We use a dash of ghost chile in them. Ghost chile is the world’s hottest chile pepper. It’s hotter than a habanero and a jalapeno put together.
We only use a little though. They are the perfect combination of sweet and spicy. Recently, they were mentioned in Ireland magazine.
They cost $22 a box (not including shipping). Shipping is expensive for mail order cupcakes but it’s not our fault. Yell at UPS.
When it comes to making humorous t shirts for ladies, we know what we are doing. But, when it comes to making commercials, we are clueless.
This fact has has never been evidenced more clearly than via the above video. We need to get our heads examined.
We spent over $1,000,000 making that commercial. It won tons of awards but it wasn’t worth it. The recession is killing us. Luckily for us, we are getting a golden parachute from the federal reserve.
We love golden parachutes. They don’t work well when you are jumping out of an airplane but they are very stylish. After we crash land, we plan on melting our golden parachutes and buying lunch. We love Pad Thai : )
Anyway, be on the lookout for more fucked out commercials from your friends at spicy cupcakes.
In the near future, we will be offering super cute recycled gloves and sweaters.
If you are in the NYC area and want to order a box of real chocolate spicy cupcakes then please call
917 293 3315.
That’s right, we do it all!! We make everything from dumb commercials to really pretty tops.
We can do it all. We have Yin on our side. Or, maybe it’s Yang. We have whichever one is the feminine energy on our side. We have so much of it, that we bottle it up and sell it to marathon runners.
They usually lose the race but they look so glamorous & chic while running that nobody notices.
I know it’s not politically correct to say this but Obama isn’t the hero that everyone thinks he’ll be. You don’t have to believe me now but you will in 4 years.
I know he sounds good but if you want real change then go to the quarter machine at a laundromat. I don’t care if Brad “arm” Pitt or any other celebs are voting for him.
He is a part of the system. He won’t change anything. And, the stupidest people are the ones that are voting for / against him based on skin color.
If you want a black president then vote for Cynthia McKinney. She has a hip hop running mate from the boogie down Bronx. Cynthia is a smart black woman with a humble background.
She is incredibly down to earth and dare I say a “maverick” She doesn’t just cross party lines. She’ll cross pickett lines and even cut movie lines. She is out of control in the best possible way.
She’ll never win but she is cool.
Speaking of cool, check out these very uncool t-shirts from people that care about you. Yeah…that’s us!!
What do these 2 pictures have in common? Not much. But, I’ll try and make a connection.
The picture above is the secret entrance to a really posh salon that I use to live / work near. It’s actually just a couple of doors away from the bakery that we will be getting our cupcakes from.
This salon is very popular with models. A lot of models live on this part of 4th street for some reason. As far as I know, this salon also offers brazilian waxes.
The next picture displays one of our t-shirts dealing with the topic of brazilian waxes. Some guys don’t even know what brazilian waxes are.
I feel bad for those guys. It’s so sad that they won’t even know that they are being teased when they pass this tee shirt on the street. This particular design is a perfect example of what we are trying to do as a company.
We make slightly over the edge & funny slogans and put them on eco-friendly fabrics.
This beautiful eggplant colored tshirt is made from 70% bamboo and 30% organic cotton. We think the green on purple design is a striking combination!!
Actually, we’ve never actually used the word “striking” outside of the bowling alley but you get the point. We think it’s lovely and we think you’ll look exquisite in it. Nuf Said!!
It’s winter time. What better way to keep you warm than with a comfy hoodie like this? The slogan on this is warm and inviting too.
It pleasantly states that all guys are assholes. Offensive as it may be, this hoodie is partially made out of recycled materials.
We searched far and wide while we were looking for the perfect eco chic hoody to print on. Then this one came along like a knight in shining armor.
Our favorite part about this hoody is that it’s plush. It’s extremely soft and unlike any other hoodie that you’ve ever tried on before. When you put the hood over your head, you’ll feel the comfort.
It’s like having your head wrapped in angel’s wings. Ok, maybe it’s not that gentle but you get the point. I apologize if any angels were offended by that claim.
Our site is visited by over 9,000 angels a week and I don’t want to piss any of them off.
Oh wait, angels don’t get pissed off because they are angels right? Damn……I better shut up and change the subject.
Besides, this hooded t-shirt will bring out the angel in you anyway.
It’s slightly scandalous yet it somehow sums up how we all feel inside anyway. And, it’s written in a very feminine font that we think you’ll love.
