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I had a long day spray painting the shxt out of this building. In the end, it looks pretty cool. See, you thought my artistic abilities stopped at t shirts and tote bags. You were dead wrong. You should let me come over and do this to your house. I’ll make it look like party central. You can find more of my urban abilities on this graffiti “I heart my boyfriend” shirt.

We spent a lot of time recently creating a line of “I heart my bf” tees. We don’t know anybody else doing this so I decided to fill the void.

I think I decided to fill in too many voids in this building however. The building in this pic was completely white before I came across it. But, I didn’t like the way it was looking at me so I decided to bomb it!

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to this building and the neighborhood. I promise to be a good boy and clean it up if you’ll buy a couple of hundred of our world class funny t shirts for girls. What? It sounds like a fair deal to me. How am I supposed to by the cleaning materials if you make us wealthy first?

Avenue A sushi in NYC is one of my favorite places. The only thing that sucks about it is that it’s not open 24 hours. Personally, I order everything with a side of eel sauce and wasabi. There is no eel in eel sauce. It’s just called that because I’m the only one that orders it no matter what I get.

It usually only comes when you order eel. But, a lot of people are grossed out by eel so they never even try eel sauce. Trust me, every sushi place has it. I recommend dipping everything in it. The only thing that I don’t recommend dipping in it are our t shirts.

You don’t want to put a stain in our lovely line of feminine tee skirts. That was not a misspelling. From now on, if you want to be cool then you have to call them “t skirts” instead of t shirts. You have very little choice in this matter. We are the ambassadors of cool, that’s why we are up for so many teen choice awards.

That’s why Perez Hilton keeps sweating us. That’s why I have 8 million friends on facebook. Don’t write any comments at the bottom about me being conceited. I was totally joking about Perez Hilton sweating us. We may both be gay but he doesn’t even know who we are. But, he’ll notice me 1 day when I hit him over the head with one of our funky tote bags while we are on the red carpet.

Then we’ll start dating and I’ll make him wear one of our “my boyfriend can kick your ass” tee skirts.

Come watch this crazy episode of the online video series MySpace Rants!

In this video clip Ivan shares his love of fake endangered species and hidden mp3s.

Ivan I Abduct Aliens

Nice Guys finish first. Just like this little “illuminated” guy. Most people are scared of the Illuminati but not us : ) We’re down with the Illuminati. It’s like the “big brother” that we never had homey. That’s why I want to interview as many Illuminati as possible for my Internet Radio Show.

I want to show the world that they aren’t as bad as people think. Forget everything you’ve heard about Bohemian Grove. I believe that the Illuminated ones are coming from a loving place. Sometimes their policies seem to be coming from a dark place but the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Besides, they are the only ones that can see the larger picture. They might do something that seems dangerous for us today but they have our long term interests at heart.

I doubt many Illuminated ones will talk to me on my show but they are all welcome.

You know what’s whack about you?? The fact that you don’t realize how pleasant my Podcasts are going to be!!! It’s going to feel like you are golfing on a golf course that is made out of satin. Picture a golf course with no grass!!! It’s just black satin beneath you. Well that exactly what my Internet Radio show is going to feel like.

Look, I know you know golf like YOU know the back of YOUR hand. But, remember last week when you found those five things on the back of your hand??? Then when the doctor claimed you as “knuckles”? You didn’t even know what they were there saying.

So, I don’t know you that well, I guess : (

That’s really my point. But, do you remember what we did after that???

We cut off your hands and enjoyed a “knuckle sandwich“. Your hands were delicious with sour cream!!! It was weird watching you eat your own hands. I guess that’s because you were using your stubs like 2 giant chop sticks.

Anyway, you were delicious. I look forward to eating you again sometime!!! Maybe one day, if we run out of you, I’ll just engulf your aura.

Anyway, thanks for the good times. I look forward to playing monopoly with you someday. You and your invisible cat. The one with the blind eye. You know, the gay one. The one that used to date LL Cool J!!!

By the way, I want to give a shout out to my homey “Relationship Advice.” He doesn’t get a ton of visitors because he resides in a really dangerous category. There are a lot of gangs over there. Watch out, because they will rob you of your jewelry!!!

If you are reading this, then you better listen to my internet radio show when it starts. I will be interviewing Bill Cosby on one of the shows!!! He has been confirmed!!! He is a white guy from Los Angeles that sells furniture. His names is Bill Cosby. It’s still Bill F’ing Cosby!!! And he sells it in LA, so there is a really good chance that he’s met some celebrities.

Other than that, I’m just hungry but you know what?????……………

I’m sorry to have taken those seconds away from you. I’m wasting your life by telling you that I’m hungry. The only reason that I’m hungry is because I’m “Blazed up from the Waist up” Maybe if I wasn’t doing that then I wouldn’t be hungry and I wouldn’t be wasting your life. Doesn’t it feel good that we both learned something?

I will soon be recording my own Internet Radio station. I just purchased my $200 mic and can’t wait to get this one started.

All the radio schedules will be posted here and my radio station will have real chat during the show.

See ya soon