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This time it’s for real !!!

Ok, I only drank 1/2 of it but it was delicious. All that pollution gives it extra flavor. The interesting thing is that after it was half empty, I noticed lots of mermaids.

They were swimming all around me. But the most shocking part is what they were wearing on top. Some of them were wearing sea shells but most of them were wearing vintage t shirts.

About 50 of them were wearing hilarious t shirts about Atlantis. But, the rest of them must have had boyfriends. I only know that because I saw around 100 of them wearing the cutest “I love my boyfriend” t shirts I’ve ever seen.

I’m not sure where they got them from but you can probably find them here.

I had a long day spray painting the shxt out of this building. In the end, it looks pretty cool. See, you thought my artistic abilities stopped at t shirts and tote bags. You were dead wrong. You should let me come over and do this to your house. I’ll make it look like party central. You can find more of my urban abilities on this graffiti “I heart my boyfriend” shirt.

We spent a lot of time recently creating a line of “I heart my bf” tees. We don’t know anybody else doing this so I decided to fill the void.

I think I decided to fill in too many voids in this building however. The building in this pic was completely white before I came across it. But, I didn’t like the way it was looking at me so I decided to bomb it!

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to this building and the neighborhood. I promise to be a good boy and clean it up if you’ll buy a couple of hundred of our world class funny t shirts for girls. What? It sounds like a fair deal to me. How am I supposed to by the cleaning materials if you make us wealthy first?

Avenue A sushi in NYC is one of my favorite places. The only thing that sucks about it is that it’s not open 24 hours. Personally, I order everything with a side of eel sauce and wasabi. There is no eel in eel sauce. It’s just called that because I’m the only one that orders it no matter what I get.

It usually only comes when you order eel. But, a lot of people are grossed out by eel so they never even try eel sauce. Trust me, every sushi place has it. I recommend dipping everything in it. The only thing that I don’t recommend dipping in it are our t shirts.

You don’t want to put a stain in our lovely line of feminine tee skirts. That was not a misspelling. From now on, if you want to be cool then you have to call them “t skirts” instead of t shirts. You have very little choice in this matter. We are the ambassadors of cool, that’s why we are up for so many teen choice awards.

That’s why Perez Hilton keeps sweating us. That’s why I have 8 million friends on facebook. Don’t write any comments at the bottom about me being conceited. I was totally joking about Perez Hilton sweating us. We may both be gay but he doesn’t even know who we are. But, he’ll notice me 1 day when I hit him over the head with one of our funky tote bags while we are on the red carpet.

Then we’ll start dating and I’ll make him wear one of our “my boyfriend can kick your ass” tee skirts.

One day, I was walking down the street and a ufo landed in front of me. I asked him who he was and he said that he was a member if the Guardian Alliance. He explained that the GA is a smaller, specialized group within a greater Guardian Organization called the Inter-dimensional Associations of Free Worlds.

Their main mission he explained was to bring: I love my boyfriend t shirts to planet earth. He explained that these tees had special powers and that they could save the earth. He said that without these bf tees, the world might end in 2012.

I didn’t believe him so I built a time machine to see if he was right. I set the clock for 2012 and when I stepped out, I don’t even want to tell you what I saw. So, I got back in and went home. He was right. I immediately started wearing boyfriend tees everywhere that I went after that.

Since that time, it has become a trend. But remember, the trend started here. We are the intergalactic source of cute boyfriend t shirts.

When people first see this, they aren’t too sure what they’re looking at. They think they are looking at a piece of art that is hanging in our bakery. But, they’re wrong.

This is actually a very rare photo of me. I don’t let very many people see it. It’s embarrassing being half human and half chicken. And what’s worse, is losing one of my eggs. But, it is these very eggs that hatch all of our great t shirt slogans.

Many people are under the assumption that we create our tshirts in a screen printing shop. Nothing could be farther from the truth. All of our t shirts are hatched out of golden eggs. It’s a pretty amazing thing.

There are tons of videos on youtube that document this miraculous process. Recently, our eggs started hatching some of the most beauteous I love my boyfriend tees ever. Every once in a while, one of our eggs will hatch an eco friendly tote bag or two.

But, that hasn’t happened in a while. Please don’t pass this photo around. If people find out that I’m a chicken then they might fry me up. It’s true that I taste delicious in honey mustard, but back off!! I have a right to live. If you come any closer than my boyfriend will kick your ass!!

This picture was taken in the east side of Washington Heights. I used to belong to a gym near there that was pretty much filled with members of the bloods. Me and my friend used to throw up gang signs from the treadmill as a joke (true story). I’m surprised that we didn’t get killed. But, the gang signs that we were throwing up were so obscure that they probably thought we were from Nibiru or something.

Anyway, I love the energy of uptown Manhattan. That energy is partly what fuels all of our silly t shirts. It even partly fuels our new line of I love my boyfriend t shirts. The only thing that I don’t like up there is all of the litter. Nobody is “green” and hardly anybody uses canvas tote bags up there. But, it’s still magical and the views of the Hudson river are awesome.

Speaking of cool neighborhoods, you should check out our new Etsy shop. It’s a lovely piece of real estate. You can find the boyfriend t shirts that I mentioned earlier. They are all very cool and next level. I dare you to find another site that put so much effort into their boyfriend shirts.

If you purchase one of our funny t shirts for girls, you will fall in love with them. At the very least, you’ll fall in like with them. But, many of you won’t get the chance to feel our tees close up. That’s because you feel that our shirts are too expensive.

I can’t tell you how many people told me recently that they’d never pay more than $15 - $20 for a t-shirt online. They would never consider spending more than that. But, the companies that produce those shirts, only put $15 - $20 worth of love into it. You get what you pay for. We price our goods fairly at around $32 a t shirt.

However, with us you can buy t shirts made with fabrics that are so soft and natural that you will feel the difference. Plus, we plant a tree with every purchase.

Then there are companies that charge $68 a t-shirt. And, there are people that won’t pay less than that. They love the fact that celebs endorse those items and like paying the premium price. It makes them feel like they are getting quality clothing. And, they are getting quality clothing. However, they are also getting ripped off. We give you the same quality at half the price.

One of our goals is to get the frugal people to appreciate quality. And, for the fashionistas out there to come to their senses and spend a little less. We offer traditional t-shirts, along with bamboo and organic cotton tees. In future glog postings, I will detail why bamboo and organic matters. Most people are not aware of the harm caused by traditional cotton farming methods. But, the truth is out there. Do a google search. The truth is not hard to find.

Even if you don’t care about that, you’ll still love our shirts. They are cute, fitted and funny. In addition, they miss you whenever you put them in the hamper. They can’t help it. They are a bunch of affection whores.

What’s up mother suckers?

I am proud to announce that I just placed an order for the softest bamboo t shirts ever. Actually, they are 70% bamboo and 30% organic cotton. These ladies tees are so soft that you’ll feel like you are hugging a panda bear.

They have a slimming cut and they are extremely versatile. Now, match that with our over the top designs and you’ll understand my vision. There are funny t-shirt sites out there. And, there are eco friendly t shirt sites out there.

However, there are few if ANY sites that combine both. That’s exactly what we’re doing.

So, why bamboo? Bamboo is naturally “anti microbial.” Most shirts need to add a harmful chemical in order to become anti-microbial. Bamboo is like this naturally. It has it’s own natural chemical called “kunh” which prevents bacteria from growing on it. This agent stays on the shirts for tons of washes and it will serve you for years.

In fact, I can write a book about the benefits of bamboo, but I don’t want to bore you. The truth of the matter is that these bamboo shirts are super soft and cute. You are going to love the way that they look and feel on you.

Match it up with your fav design and remember that we plant a tree with every purchase. That policy stands for our entire product line. It doesn’t matter if it’s a bamboo tee or a cutting board. We are still doing the same thing.    In addition, we are printing with water based inks.

What does that mean to you? It means that you won’t feel the pattern when you run your hand over the shirt. The goal is for it to feel like an old vintage t shirt. Funny t shirts and comfort are our # 1 goals. Stiff tees stink. We want you to feel like you are walking around in pajamas all day!

The shirts aren’t available yet, but feel free to call me for pre-orders. Here is my number 646.226.1100. Ask for Kuhli.

Bamboo shirts rock!

Sorry for the misleading title. For some reason, you’ve found yourself in the “realationship advice” section of my Glog (blog 4 girls)

Today, I want to fix the relationship between rulers and the population.

You should be more loving and we should be more trusting. If we both did these to things, then you wouldn’t have to collect taxes.

We’d just give it to you as charity.

The End

Ok, tonight I’m waiting for one of my main artists to bring me some fresh patterns based on my funny slogans. She’s actually already a couple of days late with them. I try and chill and remember how many times I was a slacker when I was working for other people.

Even though, she doesn’t technically work for me. She is a freelancer. But, in all fairness she isn’t really being a slacker. Her parents are about to lose her childhood home. In addition, there is a lot of other stuff going on.

I have other artists on deck so I’m not too stressed. I just hired a new artist that creates incredible computer generated art. To peep all of the artist’s work, just click here

Not really, but I just wanted to get your attention. Anyway, I want to do a review of Lind Z’s trailer for her movie “Georgia Rule.” I don’t want to review the movie. Instead, I want to do the world’s 1st “movie trailer review!!”

Watch the trailer below and tell me what kind of movie you would think it was based on. You would think it was some light hearted movie about bonding. Nothing could be further from the truth. It’s a movie about bonding, alcoholism, abuse & rape!! Not that movies don’t go there, but they NEVER have trailers like this. Seriously, go watch this movie. Then go watch the trailer about 10 times. I recommend watching it a few times before the movie as well.

Whoever put this movie together had this trailer in mind from DAY ONE and picking Lindsay Lohan was no accident. If you do the above exercise and disagree with me, then send me a message. We can get it poppin’ on my Internet Radio Show!!! You would have to be retarded to disagree with me on this however. Sorry if the word “retarded” sounds harsh. I volunteered and worked with that population for years and I still use it. I’m inventing a new word that isn’t as offensive. The new word is “retardo.”

Everything from this point on is just retardo. Please watch the video and re-read my above “movie trailer review” If you don’t then I’ll never let you borrow one of my Funny Girls T Shirts : )

That’s right, Diddy is totally happy. He also likes rapping about how awesome it is to be Diddy. I don’t know why he wants you to know this, but he does. He is totally focused on this goal too. He has made about a million songs about how awesome it is to be Puff Daddy. I just want to know who thinks this guy is cool?? Who is co-signing for this guy?? Watch this video. His part starts around 1:20 seconds. That’s him rapping about “coastal beefs” and “shoot outs!!”
Then he says “my lawyer is so good that Diddy got acquitted”. WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! Hold the Fuck Up.

Let’s disect this for a second. “Coastal beefs?” It sure sounds like is bragging about being involved with coastal beefs. Dude, your bff died in that coastal beef!!

Then he talks about “shoot outs” One of his best rappers went to jail for years for that mess and he is bragging about it? What is wrong with this guy? Then he says “My lawyer is so good that Diddy got acquitted” What about “Diddy is so innocent that Diddy got acquitted?”

Are you actually saying the only reason u r a free man is because you have a good lawyer?? Once again, who thinks this guy is cool?

By the way, that was the OFFICIAL VERSION of that video. I heard that video cost $40MIL. You could have send many people to college with that money. Here is another video. But, this one comes straight from Puff Daddy. It’s hard to watch. It’s pretty much him bragging about being a father. He brags about watching the kids without “nannies” or “mommy”
Why brag about that? Why not just be a father??

I would have been more impressed if he was playing chess with his kids and didn’t say a word. If he was a fireman, would he brag while he’s putting out a fire?? I’m serious, I want to go into a boxing ring with this idiot. I want to fight him on pay per view for charity!!! Don’t worry P SHITTY, I’ll let you wipe off the blood with one of Our Funny T Shirts 4 Girls : )

Also, pause the video @ 25 seconds. I think the kid in the middle is smothering the baby!! I’m serious. I just called child services.

I just want to establish a couple of rules with him first. I want to be able to hang out with him for 6 months prior to the fight. I also need to wrestle him 6 times before the fight.

I just don’t get this guy. He is one of rap’s biggest celebrities right now and he is a total freak. See the guy with the red flag in the audience that’s dancing?? That’s “The Birdman” aka “BABY”. Well, Lil Wayne kisses that guy on the mouth. I’m not even making up rumors. I you don’t believe me, then google it.

And I’m not judging him. I just don’t understand it. I’ve lived in the ghetto and that shxt doesn’t fly in any ghetto. Notice at 3:53 on the video that he says “SOO WOO!!!” That is him claiming to be a blood. Go find me another member of the bloods that kisses another man on the mouth and calls him “DADDY” This is all true. He even admits it publicly!!!

Who knows, maybe he is just that secure with his masculinity. But if he is, then why does he make so much misogynistic. This guy looks like Whoopi Goldberg on aids. I don’t mean it looks like he is Whoopi WITH aids. I mean he looks like Whoopi ON aids. Meaning that he looks like he just snorted aids before going on stage and he looks like Whoopi Goldberg!!

I swear, one day I’m going to Make a Funny Girls T Shirt about “Lil Weezle”

Some people are afraid to love because they are afraid to lose that love. Some people are scared to let SOME THING become their EVERYTHING!!! When you put your heart and soul into something, it’s scary to see it go. I’ve seen people that were robbed. Everything in their apartment was gone. They were devastated and never recovered. That’s not a healthy kind of love. You shouldn’t ever be so attached to something that you are DESTROYED without it.

Love is similar to a computer program. Some of us have different VERSIONS. That’s why people break up. That’s why hearts get broken. Sometimes, we have the same Version but it’s with the wrong person. Sometimes their version compliments ours and sometimes it contradicts our own version of Love. Sometimes, someone else’s version of love is better than ours and we try to fall into THEIR fantasy. We try to feel THEIR reality and experience THEIR version of Love.

But, most people are stuck in their version of love and reality forever. You must be able to go with the flow and experience other people’s reality. In doing so, you’ll grow and be more adaptable. You’ll also become more forgiving and have more sympathy instead of anger when someone’s perception of Life and Love doesn’t match your own.

I feel sorry for people that are completely stuck in doing things ONE WAY and thinking ONE WAY. These types of people have no clue what to do when Life and Love throws them a curve ball. That’s when emotions kick in and you lose it.

Personally, I’m easily adaptable. It has to be that way. Otherwise, life would not be enjoyable. It would be constantly frustrating. Life would be like trying to smooth out the ripples of a stream with a clothing iron. The only thing that will happen is that you’ll get frustrated and electrocuted and buy a pair of Strappy Sandals : )

Why are there so many relationship columns in the world? Even in Guam, there are tons of relationshit advice columns. I don’t know this for a fact about Guam, but it sounds right. Really, why are there so many? How can people have these many questions about their relationships? You see, I think MOST people really have the right answers within them. I said MOST so don’t get it twisted. Some people are truly lost and need a fresh perspective. But, I think most people are looking for validation. They are looking for someone to agree with their gut feeling. Sometimes it helps to hear someone else vocalize something you feel is true. Personally, I’m looking forward to people sending in their relationship questions and comments.

This relationship column will be a little bit different than most. You can write in about any type of relationship. It can be a parent / child relationship or a co-worker relationship, it doesn’t matter. But, I suspect that most people will send questions about romantic relationships. I’ll answer those. I don’t have a problem with that one. I enjoy dealing with those types of issues. Just remember, you can send in questions about any type of relationship you want. In addition, I’m going to be writing my own philosophies about relationships whenever I feel the urge to. By the way, I usually feel the urge after watching “The Notebook”….. and crying!!!