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I wrote a blog aka glog (blog for girls) regarding pillow humping over a year ago. I’m still receiving comments on it.

In fact, I get more comments from that than any post EVER. I have written great articles on dog training, funny t shirts for ladies, and randomness.

Why is this the only posting that gets tons of comments? Is pillow humping this central to your lives?

You should see all of the comments that I had to delete. Look, I don’t mind the comments. Please keep sending them.

However, do you think you can find it in your heart to comment on other posts as well? At the very least, check out our sister site that sells kick ass baby shirts and maternity tees.

I realized 3 things recently that led to our sale on everything.

1. Our web design is too loud and stupid to warrant a $27.00 shirt.

2. The t shirts and materials used aren’t properly explained on the site.

3. There is a global economic collapse going on.

So, basically we are are lowering our prices until our new web design is ready. In the next posting, I’ll give a preview of what the site will look like.

If you are looking for boyfriend shirts then go here check out this kick ass organic cotton tee.

The current design doesn’t even explain anything properly. You wouldn’t even know that this shirt was organic cotton.

Here is another example. Who would have known that this bamboo shirt was made from 70% bamboo and 30% organic cotton?

I guess what I’m trying to say is that our site sucks right now. We have even reduced the prices on our eco friendly shopping bags.

Damn. I’m sounding like an informercial. Anyway, just letting you know that our policies stand.

We will still plant a tree with every purchase. And we will still donate money towards helping animals with every swipe thanks to dharma merchant services.

As soon as the new site design goes up, we are putting up 4 new designs. 3 of them are funny girls t shirts and 1 of them is a pair of fun shorts.

Remember folks. This global economic collapse won’t last long. You probably only have 65 years left to take advantage of our huge $ale on pretty shirts & cute tops.

We place delicious bbq chips on them sometimes but never rfid chips. That’s not true. BBQ chips are greasy. We don’t use those either.

The truth is that I want to be rfid chipped. It would just make life so much easier. Wallets and purses are too bulky. Rfid chips are less bulky.

All you have to do is scan your wrist and the world is your oyster. It’s beautiful. Maybe not as beautiful as these pretty shirts but what can you do?

Rfid chips are a great way to track and locate pets and loved ones.

Another way to track loved ones is by having them wear our fine assortment of boyfriend shirts

Our collection of I love my boyfriend shirts has one major advantage over rfid chips.

Rfid chips are almost never cute and they are never made from organic cotton.

Thank you very much for taking the time to read this post. Please leave a comment!

Are you looking to buy cupcakes online? Do you like spicy food? Then you’ve come to the right place.

We used to just make funny t shirts for girls.

Now, we live up to our name and make actual Spicy cupcakes. They cost just $20 for a box of six. They are shipped via UPS. If you are interested then you can holla at us here

These prices do not include shipping and handling.

Our delicious spicy cupcakes are chocolate on chocolate. Icing comes on the side. The “spice” of our cupcakes is derived from the world’s hottest chile pepper. We use ghost chile.

We just use a little but a little goes a long way with ghost chile. It’s the perfect combination of sweet and spicy.

It makes a great gift for cupcake or spicy lovers. Our yummy desserts come courtesy of Pinisi Bakery in NYC.

We plant a tree with every purchase of these extra yummy cupcakes. If you are interested, please don’t hesitate to contact us.

Hey everybody. I just moved to LA. We will be writing a movie out here for the next year. But, this glog still needs love so here it is.

I will be writing a lot more in the future. Keep your hats on (all 5 of you). Actually, you can throw your hats away. You looked ugly in them anyway. The only way that you can wear one of those hats is if you pair it with one of these fancy t shirts.

Oh, you don”t think that we make the most kick ass funny t shirts for girls on the planet?

Then, check out our video underneath. This is the most awkward commercial that you’ll ever see. We suck at making commercials but we are awesome when it comes to making funny t shirts for girls, ladies & hostesses. Press Play

Did you know that cartoons could have such uncomfortable silences? It’s true. If you watched the video above then you know what I’m talking about.

What the hell is the girl on the left wearing? Everybody knows that you should dress like a ninja on the tennis court. Peep this, we carry funny female ninja gear right here.

Ok, enough product placement. I’ll tell you one quick thing about LA. It is exactly like Life & Style. It’s pretty fancy shmancy. But, there is definitely another side. Gang life is real out here. I see blue flags hanging out back pockets in certain areas. Whenever I need street cred, I just tell people that I know “Snoop”. It usually gets me out of trouble. Fuck you, if you think I’m talking about Snoop Dogg (no disrespect). I’m talking about Snoop from The Wire. If you don’t know who she is, then check this video out.

Leave a comment. Rate one of our funny commercials, buy a pretty top or steal one of our t shirts.

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Ok, I only drank 1/2 of it but it was delicious. All that pollution gives it extra flavor. The interesting thing is that after it was half empty, I noticed lots of mermaids.

They were swimming all around me. But the most shocking part is what they were wearing on top. Some of them were wearing sea shells but most of them were wearing vintage t shirts.

About 50 of them were wearing hilarious t shirts about Atlantis. But, the rest of them must have had boyfriends. I only know that because I saw around 100 of them wearing the cutest “I love my boyfriend” t shirts I’ve ever seen.

I’m not sure where they got them from but you can probably find them here.

I had a long day spray painting the shxt out of this building. In the end, it looks pretty cool. See, you thought my artistic abilities stopped at t shirts and tote bags. You were dead wrong.

You should let me come over and do this to your house. I’ll make it look like party central. You can find more of my urban abilities on this graffiti “I heart my boyfriend” shirt.

We spent a lot of time recently creating a line of “I heart my bf” tees. We don’t know anybody else doing this so I decided to fill the void.

I think I decided to fill in too many voids in this building however. The building in this pic was completely white before I came across it. But, I didn’t like the way it was looking at me so I decided to bomb it!

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to this building and the neighborhood. I promise to be a good boy and clean it up if you’ll buy a couple of hundred of our world class funny t shirts for girls.

What? It sounds like a fair deal to me. How am I supposed to by the cleaning materials if you make us wealthy first?

Avenue A sushi in NYC is one of my favorite places. The only thing that sucks about it is that it’s not open 24 hours. Personally, I order everything with a side of eel sauce and wasabi. There is no eel in eel sauce. It’s just called that because I’m the only one that orders it no matter what I get.

It usually only comes when you order eel. But, a lot of people are grossed out by eel so they never even try eel sauce. Trust me, every sushi place has it. I recommend dipping everything in it. The only thing that I don’t recommend dipping in it are our t shirts.

You don’t want to put a stain in our lovely line of feminine tee skirts. That was not a misspelling. From now on, if you want to be cool then you have to call them “t skirts” instead of t shirts.

You have very little choice in this matter. We are the ambassadors of cool, that’s why we are up for so many teen choice awards.

That’s why Perez Hilton keeps sweating us. That’s why I have 8 million friends on facebook. Don’t write any comments at the bottom about me being conceited. I was totally joking about Perez Hilton sweating us.

We may both be gay but he doesn’t even know who we are. But, he’ll notice me 1 day when I hit him over the head with one of our funky tote bags while we are on the red carpet.

Then we’ll start dating and I’ll make him wear one of our “my boyfriend can kick your ass” tee skirts.

One day, I was walking down the street and a ufo landed in front of me. I asked him who he was and he said that he was a member if the Guardian Alliance. He explained that the GA is a smaller, specialized group within a greater Guardian Organization called the Inter-dimensional Associations of Free Worlds.

Their main mission he explained was to bring: I love my boyfriend t shirts to planet earth. He explained that these tees had special powers and that they could save the earth. He said that without these bf tees, the world might end in 2012.

I didn’t believe him so I built a time machine to see if he was right. I set the clock for 2012 and when I stepped out, I don’t even want to tell you what I saw. So, I got back in and went home. He was right. I immediately started wearing boyfriend tees everywhere that I went after that.

Since that time, it has become a trend. But remember, the trend started here. We are the intergalactic source of cute boyfriend t shirts.

When people first see this, they aren’t too sure what they’re looking at. They think they are looking at a piece of art that is hanging in our bakery. But, they’re wrong.

This is actually a very rare photo of me. I don’t let very many people see it. It’s embarrassing being half human and half chicken. And what’s worse, is losing one of my eggs. But, it is these very eggs that hatch all of our great t shirt slogans.

Many people are under the assumption that we create our tshirts in a screen printing shop. Nothing could be farther from the truth. All of our t shirts are hatched out of golden eggs. It’s a pretty amazing thing.

There are tons of videos on youtube that document this miraculous process. Recently, our eggs started hatching some of the most beauteous I love my boyfriend tees ever. Every once in a while, one of our eggs will hatch an eco friendly tote bag or two.

But, that hasn’t happened in a while. Please don’t pass this photo around. If people find out that I’m a chicken then they might fry me up. It’s true that I taste delicious in honey mustard, but back off!! I have a right to live. If you come any closer than my boyfriend will kick your ass!!

This picture was taken in the east side of Washington Heights. I used to belong to a gym near there that was pretty much filled with members of the bloods. Me and my friend used to throw up gang signs from the treadmill as a joke (true story). I’m surprised that we didn’t get killed. But, the gang signs that we were throwing up were so obscure that they probably thought we were from Nibiru or something.

Anyway, I love the energy of uptown Manhattan. That energy is partly what fuels all of our silly t shirts. It even partly fuels our new line of I love my boyfriend t shirts. The only thing that I don’t like up there is all of the litter. Nobody is “green” and hardly anybody uses canvas tote bags up there. But, it’s still magical and the views of the Hudson river are awesome.

Speaking of cool neighborhoods, you should check out our printfection shop. It’s a lovely piece of real estate. You won’t be able to find any boy amigo t-shirts there but you will find fun. It’s an especially fun place if you like to cook. That’s where we sell all of our kick ass cutting boards. They aren’t cheap but they are so worth it. You’ve never seen a fucking cutting board like this in your life. They are glass and have really cute designs. Buy one today and maybe I’ll come over and cook dinner for you. I’ll cook you a great dinner unless you happen to be my friend Hira Ratan Manek. He is a breatharian. Most breatharians are fake. He is the real deal. He was once ate nothing but sun charged water for 411 days. At the time, he was under 24/7 video surveillance by a team on international doctors.

To this day, He eats almost no solid food. He gazes at the sun (which I don’t recommend) and drinks sun charged water. He was born in 1937 and has the vigor of a much younger man. So, he is doing something right. Check out his tour dates and check him out if he comes to your town.

Even though food is not necessary, we still recommend our cutting boards. Just think about how cute you’ll look while you are cooking up your boyfriend’s favorite meal.

If you purchase one of our funny t shirts for girls, you will fall in love with them. At the very least, you’ll fall in like with them.

But, many of you won’t get the chance to feel our tees close up. That’s because you feel that our shirts are too expensive.

I can’t tell you how many people told me recently that they’d never pay more than $15 - $20 for a t-shirt online. They would never consider spending more than that.

But, the companies that produce those shirts, only put $15 - $20 worth of love into it. You get what you pay for. We price our goods fairly at around $32 a t shirt.

However, with us you can buy t shirts made with fabrics that are so soft and natural that you will feel the difference.

Plus, we plant a tree with every purchase.

Then there are companies that charge $68 a t-shirt. And, there are people that won’t pay less than that. They love the fact that celebs endorse those items and like paying the premium price.

It makes them feel like they are getting quality clothing. And, they are getting quality clothing. However, they are also getting ripped off. We give you the same quality at half the price.

One of our goals is to get the frugal people to appreciate quality. And, for the fashionistas out there to come to their senses and spend a little less.

We offer traditional t-shirts, along with bamboo and organic cotton tees.

In future glog postings, I will detail why bamboo and organic matters. Most people are not aware of the harm caused by traditional cotton farming methods. But, the truth is out there. Do a google search. The truth is not hard to find.

Even if you don’t care about that, you’ll still love our shirts. They are cute, fitted and funny.

In addition, they miss you whenever you put them in the hamper. They can’t help it. They are a bunch of affection whores.

What’s up mother suckers?

I am proud to announce that I just placed an order for the softest bamboo t shirts ever. Actually, they are 70% bamboo and 30% organic cotton. These ladies tees are so soft that you’ll feel like you are hugging a panda bear.

They have a slimming cut and they are extremely versatile. Now, match that with our over the top designs and you’ll understand my vision. There are funny t-shirt sites out there. And, there are eco friendly t shirt sites out there.

However, there are few if ANY sites that combine both. That’s exactly what we’re doing.

So, why bamboo? Bamboo is naturally “anti microbial.” Most shirts need to add a harmful chemical in order to become anti-microbial. Bamboo is like this naturally. It has it’s own natural chemical called “kunh” which prevents bacteria from growing on it.

This agent stays on the shirts for tons of washes and it will serve you for years.

In fact, I can write a book about the benefits of bamboo, but I don’t want to bore you. The truth of the matter is that these bamboo shirts are super soft and cute. You are going to love the way that they look and feel on you.

Match it up with your fav design and remember that we plant a tree with every purchase. That policy stands for our entire product line. It doesn’t matter if it’s a bamboo tee or a cutting board. We are still doing the same thing. In addition, we are printing with water based inks.

What does that mean to you? It means that you won’t feel the pattern when you run your hand over the shirt. The goal is for it to feel like an old vintage t shirt. Funny t shirts and comfort are our # 1 goals. Stiff tees stink. We want you to feel like you are walking around in pajamas all day!

Bamboo shirts rock!

Sorry for the misleading title. For some reason, you’ve found yourself in the “realationship advice” section of my Glog (blog 4 girls)

Today, I want to fix the relationship between rulers and the population.

You should be more loving and we should be more trusting. If we both did these to things, then you wouldn’t have to collect taxes.

We’d just give it to you as charity.

The End