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This is what it looks like when I want to get the F*^k out of the city. This is a picture of the Palisades Interstate Parkway. It looks this beautiful just 5 minutes outside of NYC. The city is beautiful too, but sometimes I need to see trees. I’ve always felt connected to trees and nature.

That’s why I’m planting a tree with every purchase that you make on this site. But, this post is not about trying to sell you anything. It’s about giving you a behind the scenes look at what drives us.

As you can see, cars drive us : ) Or maybe we drive cars? I get confused ever since I watched “Herbie…Fully Loaded.”

Anyway, I think we drive cars! I know that I was driving on this particular day. When I’m driving up this road, I usually listen to the most boring AM talk radio EVER! I’m serious. I usually listen to 710 AM or 770 AM.

The 2 most boring stations on the dial. They usually analyze the most boring political topics to death. Then they resurrect it and analyze it some more. But, there is something about it that soothes me.

It’s almost like a brain massage. I think it has to do with the fact that I’m so analytical towards all of our cute funny shirts. Listening to these boring radio guys give me the opportunity to listen to someone else’s brain go into overdrive.

Then I can just relax and let them do the work for me. Anyway, if you are tired of hearing about my brain than I’m not insulted. It’s fine.

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The title says it all.

I am a loner. One of the reasons for this, is because it’s hard to find people that aren’t judgmental. I’m like the world’s most non judgmental person and even I’m judgmental sometimes.

Some people might mistake my jokes for being judgmental but I’m kidding about whatever it is, almost 100% of the time. I like to just watch the news or walk around and just observe in a way that isn’t judgmental.

And, there are a lot of incidents here in the NYC area. So, there are a lot of opportunities to be judgmental.

I’ll give you an example. There was a guy recently whose dog started going to the bathroom near a tree. Then this homeless guy runs out of a building and starts yelling at him. He didn’t want the dog to go to the bathroom on that part of the sidewalk.

Next thing you know, they start calling each other: MOTHER FUCKERS!!! (listen at 2:21)

Why did the guy with the dog get mad? Why would he say: “You don’t own the F’ing sidewalk” Why not just take a step back and ask the homeless guy why he is so angry?

If he did that, then he’d be curious instead of judgmental. If he had asked why, then he would know what I know.

I know that homeless guy. He wasn’t always homeless. He used to live in the building that he came out of to yell at the guy with the dog. He still has keys to the building though and storage space too somewhere.

This is where he keeps his books. He sells these books on the same spot that the dog was making #2. He got upset because this little part of the sidewalk is all he has left. He sells books on that spot for like $2 and sells like 3 a day.

Whenever I have a book or videos that I don’t want, I don’t throw it out. I give it to him so that he can sell it. Anyway, float over here if you wanna see some Silly Tee Shirts for Girls!!! This is to the people that think that link sucked.

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Have you ever heard someone say: “This is a nightmare”?? When the only thing that happened is that they realized that they lost their credit card. Or they totally submerged their foot in a puddle while wearing nice shoes. Or even if someone tells you that you look ugly. I don’t look at any of these things as nightmares!!! I look at them as opportunities to grow. The goal is to grow after every conflict. To get better after every one.

Last night, there was a guy SCREAMING on the street for a lawyer!!! I had my window open and I live in the city. Part of the reason that I left it open is because it’s like a primitive TV set but you get really involved in the stories. My point is that almost nothing would make me scream like that. I don’t think he was attacked and that’s the only excuse there would be. Whatever his case was, he saw his situation as a nightmare. He didn’t see it as an opportunity. He didn’t embrace it. This was an experience for him but a bad one. He didn’t grow.

Then again, maybe he’ll grow from it over time. But, why not grow right there ON THE SPOT!!! Why even have that emotional outburst?? The goal is to be wise in the moment!!! You might say, well “I’m a Human Being” how am I supposed to Not react?? How do I hold that in??

Well, there is a switch to shut that off. I don’t claim to know where that switch is. Not because I don’t know where the switch is. But because it’s located somewhere different on different people. I know where mine is. Fuxkk!! I keep getting deep!! If you just wanna see Funny Girls T Shirts then close your eyes and clique here : )

IT’s TRUE. When I say “never been used” I’m not talking about how new they are. Of course they’re new. I’m not selling worn clothes (yet). I mean that I will be printing on STYLES that I’ve never seen anybody else print clever funny t shirt slogans on before. Trust me, you’re gonna want to check it out. We will sell basic t shirts as well. But, if you’re looking for some new ideas that lend a new way to express yourself then holla back jack!! That’s my WORD, Shout out to my BIRD. Here is a video of my BBFF (Best Bird Friend Forever) The Only thing that I don’t like about this video is that she doesn’t give the audience time to react. Dude, you’re not Ellen Degeneres.

But, I’m not here to talk about birds or shirts. Somehow you ended up in the “You Discussed Me” section. Not to be confused with “you disgust me.” Trust me, you don’t disgust me. I think you’re really pretty. I’m here to talk about me and something that I just realized. I just realized that I grew up with a water treatment facility in my backyard. I could have put exclamation points after that, but I don’t know if I should feel alarmed yet. I SHOULD feel alarmed for a reason. That’s because if I really grew near something bad, then I’d like to know why. Why didn’t they contain it? I live right near the run off water and a dirty looking pond.

If it turns out that this water is scary dangerous then I promise NOT to sue the owner if he will just tell me why. The other crazy thing is that I just saw 3 military choppers going over my house the other day. Keep in mind that these water treatment facilities can explode!! They are potential targets. I don’t even mind living near one of these things, but just tell me why the water leaving doesn’t seem contained. If it has to go through my backyard, can’t you just contain it better? It looks so messy. Build a park or something. I’ll even play frisbee with you if you promise to wear one our funny girls t shirts.

I realized that I’m ol’ school today in certain areas. For example, I have a cd player in my car instead of an MP3 player. And that’s not even what makes me ol’ school. What makes me ol’ school is the fact that I think someone might actually steal that piece if shxt. When I park the car, I usually take the face off of the radio and hide it under my seat. Then I realized, that nobody wants to steal that anymore. It’s almost like the equivalent of putting a “beeper” in a safe. God, It’s so much fun being a loser : )

OJ has run out of options and now he is retuning to football. The courts have made him a deal. He can leave prison if he returns to football. He is going to be a quarter back for the Baltimore Ravens. This announcement has sent shock waves throughout the NFL and China.

To date, over 30,000 professional football players have left the NFL due to this announcement. They are just too scared for their own lives. 200 referees have also quit due to this announcement. They are too scared to judge him.

I look at it this way. He is a hell of a player. I may not support his antics off the field but he is one hell of a player. And guess what OJ!! The world is full of player haters!!! : )

I’ve never been to Iraq. So, my title might make no sense at all. Maybe you can wear our Funny Ladies T Shirts over there and not die but I doubt it. Maybe you can get away with it in a city but I don’t think you can in the rural areas.

I have a friend that just back from Iraq. By the way, he’s going to be designing some of our Funny T Shirts for Girls. How’s that for supporting the troops? He told me an interesting story. Some of you probably already know this but keep reading anyway. I want to hear your comments.

He told a story about what happens on a couple’s wedding night. He said that the town will stand around the house that they are having sushi (you know what I mean) in and wait for them to come out. I’m getting the chills thinking about what happens next. The woman in the relationship needs to come out with a bloody sheet. If she doesn’t, then she will die a painful death. They will stone her to death. Sometimes, they’ll even bury her up to neck so just her head sticks out!!! Then they’ll stone her face & head until she dies. And if you don’t throw stones, people will stone you next.

He also told me that you’ll probably die if you drink alcohol or eat salad. (you know what I mean?) It’s just amazing to me that these people are on the same earth as me in 2007. But what’s even more amazing is that THEY can’t believe that we are on earth WITH THEM.

Group mentality is an amazing thing. Most people can easily be pushed in a certain direction. That’s because most people are dumb. It might not be PC to admit it, but it’s true. If you are dumb and reading this then don’t feel bad. In a way, we are envious of you. They say: “Ignorance is Bliss” and we all want to be happy right?

But, even most “individuals” “rebels” or “renegades” are just cliches. They are so boring. If you’ve been to a big city, then you’ll know what I’m talking about. How many true originals are in the “artsy” section in a big city?? I’m so tired of seeing guys with black rimmed glasses and tight jeans. It takes them 3 hours to make their hair look “messy” It takes them three F’ing hours to make it look like they’ve been couch surfing and awake for 3 days. They all listen to the same bands and have the same patches and same stupid band t shirts. Nuf Said

Group mentality is a scary thing. But, even if I was raised in an Iraqi Village, I would never stone somebody to death for not having a bloody sheet to prove that she’s a virgin. I asked my soldier friend if the people there were aware of the fact that hymens can break in a variety of ways over the years?? I asked him if they consider that it might have broke 3 years ago while she was riding a horse? But, HE didn’t even know that was possible. Most guys probably don’t know about that kinda stuff.

If I was raised in that village, I would have moved out. I would have always known it was wrong. Some people are so religious that they forget how to be spiritual. I just don’t see how actions like those can be coming from a place of Love. If you can, then please leave a comment because I don’t get it. It’s like the “Michael Vick” thing. I don’t care how you are raised, you should know internally what you are doing is wrong.

Anyway, sorry to get so deep on you. I wasn’t trying to make you sad, just aware. If you need some cheering up, you can always browse some of th designs of our Funny Ladies Tees : )

I have the answer for everything. That is because I am a really cute genius that has been on the earth for over 7,000,000 years. Right now, I’m pouring some of my 40oz out for all my Dino and Cro-mag homeys!!! I miss you Rest in Prehistory (R.I.P.)

Anyway, since I’ve been around for so long, people always ask me “What is the meaning of Life.” In fact, 100 people have asked me that question in the last 8,000 years. And, I tell them all the same thing. “WHAT” is the meaning of life. You decide what “WHAT” is though. Nobody can do that for you. You can be guided but then you have to let go completely and have faith in the unibrow.

It’s funny that people ask: “What is the meaning of Life??” when they should be saying “WHAT is the meaning of Life!!” It was never intended to be a question. A question is something like: “Do you DIG our FUNNY T SHIRTS FOR GIRLS”?? And then you say: “Like a shovel” that’s how much you dig it!!!

Anyway, back to the “WHAT” is the meaning of life thing. The “WHAT” is whatever you choose. We all have the capability to become creators. When you decide what “WHAT” is, you become a creator. Creators should ideally be coming from a good place. There is already enough dark matter in the world. Sorry, I didn’t mean to get so deep and don’t forget to check out our FUNNY T SHIRTS FOR GIRLS, I know one of them is going to fit you PERFECTLY : )

This is not the best video in the world of NYC street cleaning but it’s the best that I could find. One day, I’ll be making m own videos. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you a little bit about NYC Street Cleaning just in case you ever come here and you have a car.

As you can see from the video, the Street is 100% clean after this truck goes by. You can even eat off of the street after it goes by. What you don’t see in the video is me eating pizza off the street after the truck goes by. It was delicious.

But, that video is not typical of how things usually are. Let me give you a more accurate vision of what really happens. First, there is a sign that says that you can’t be parked on one side of the street from 9am-10:30am on Tues and Fri. The other side of the street says the same thing but it’s for Mon and Thurs.

Basically, you have to move the car from one side of the street to the other every other day. This gets very annoying. It makes people late for work and all sorts of other stuff. Keep in mind, it’s illegal to double park on the other side of the street. So, every other day you are forced to break the law while they clean the other side of the street. The street cleaner usually sweeps the streets around 9:15. But, you have to wait till 10:30 to park it back on the “clean” side or you’ll get a ticket. In addition to that, if you park / leave your car at 10:27 they will give you a ticket. In fact, there are many NYC ticket writers that wait for this in order to meet their quota. I myself have gotten tickets at 10:29.

Here is how it should work. Each side of the street should have a green and red light. The red light should turn green the second the street sweeper passes. But, this will never happen because the city relies on those tickets to make money. I understand that they need money and I support the city but come on!! It’s this kind of citizen harassment that makes people feel anti-cop and anti-government. I’m neither, but this is what gets your average person upset. People pay $1750 for a studio apartment here. Do they really deserve to get a ticket for parking on a clean street? The NYC Sanitation Department needs a makeover and I’m applying the Mascara : )