I drank the entire Hudson River on thursday

Ok, I only drank 1/2 of it but it was delicious. All that pollution gives it extra flavor. The interesting thing is that after it was half empty, I noticed lots of mermaids.

They were swimming all around me. But the most shocking part is what they were wearing on top. Some of them were wearing sea shells but most of them were wearing vintage t shirts.

About 50 of them were wearing hilarious t shirts about Atlantis. But, the rest of them must have had boyfriends. I only know that because I saw around 100 of them wearing the cutest “I love my boyfriend” t shirts I’ve ever seen.

I’m not sure where they got them from but you can probably find them here.