True Confession: I Hump my Pillow when I’m wearing Funny Girls T Shirts
Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Sep 20, 2007 at 12:00 amTags: Funny Tees, i Hump my Pillow
This is nothing to be embarrassed about. Many people hump their pillows. Pillows are 100% safe and almost never carry STD’s. OK, I got an STD from a pillow one time but the only symptom was a good night’s rest.
Let’s face it. Pillows are soft to practice on and less smelly than a guy. They are also more emotionally mature than most guys. I don’t just hump my pillow. I also love my pillow and take it out on dates.
Sometimes me and my pillow will go to the lake and feed geese. That’s because my pillow is a “down” pillow and he likes to get back in touch with his roots sometimes. Other than that, we do normal things that girls do with their pillows. Right now, I’m trying to get pregnant from my pillow but it isn’t working.
I’m taking fertility drugs and the doctor said that there is a 99% chance that I’ll get pregnant. I can’t wait to see the cute little baby pillows that we’ll create. They will be so adorable and I’ll dress them in the cutest pillow cases.
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One of my homeys at another t shirt site thought of something similar years ago. I don’t really think it was that similar but I’m gonna cave in and take it down. It’s not worth losing a keylontic homey for.
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haha that is a cute storyy!
I got a pillow from my friend and I never understand why every night I had some pube hair on my bed. Grossed out, I kept throwing them out outside. Turned out that my pillow had a hole in it, I looked inside it and found out it was filled out with pubes…!!
guess guys hump their pillow too.
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cool i wanna hump my pillow now. what i do is hump this baby doll thats a girl and i get like sprung its really fun!
Comment by marie — February 15, 2008 @ 10:10 pm
i always hump my pillow gives the best orgasms when you got a good clit action going i squirt everywhere my bf likes to watch he saids its a total turn on he wants to have sex but im not ready yet coz im only 13 so he just watches me mastrebate instead.
Comment by abbey — June 25, 2008 @ 8:12 am
My wife, who I believe is a chronic masturbator, constantly is laying face down on top of her body pillow, and is furiously humping it, till she makes herself have climax after climax. She really gets the mattress rocking back and forth and noisily creaking while having sex with that pillow. She can’t get enough of her pillow, and I can’t get enough of watching her.
Comment by Bill — June 26, 2008 @ 1:45 am
i have been humping my pillow since i saw my sister by accident, she had 2 or 3 of them under her, rubbing till she arched over them and touched herself, i went to my room and got on top of my pillows, 2 of them, folded, took off my panties and wet myself with my finger, i started moving against them, it felt so good, i rubbed hard while i touched my spot. it felt so good that i cummed over my pillow case. i started doing it every day after. i felt embarassed,, but asked my sister how she did it. we started doing it together. im ashamed, but , i play withmyself with my sister, and we kiss too. she asked me to rub ourselves together and i did. i love to touch her. i still get on my pillow by myself though. i rub on it every day. i let her watch me, i watch her then we rub against eachother. im sorry.
Comment by sarah — August 11, 2008 @ 9:22 pm
is it a feather pillow youve sqirted on?
Comment by amy — September 29, 2008 @ 8:15 pm
I have watched my girlfriend humping her pillow. she places both hands under it, grinding back and forth, usually always with her panties on. she has a few stuffed animals too she loves to hump. my thigh works great for her, and her panties are a soaked mess after she cums several times. She said she learned it from another girl at age 5 or so, they’d hump with each other, and on each other’s thighs till orgasm. She still does it with that girl, they are now 25. it’s wild watching them rub off on each other. My girlfriend swears by pillow humping. and it’s wonderful watching her do it. makes for wonderful sex after, one orgasm is never enough for her. I’ve tried pillows too, i have intense orgasms rubbing on them, and my girlfriend loves watching me too.
Comment by Greg — November 3, 2008 @ 8:23 pm