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True Confession: I Hump my Pillow when I’m wearing Funny Girls T Shirts

Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Sep 20, 2007 at 12:00 am
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I Hump my Pillow - Funny T Shirts For Girls This is nothing to be embarrassed about. Many people hump their pillows. Pillows are 100% safe and almost never carry STD’s. OK, I got an STD from a pillow one time but the only symptom was a good night’s rest.

Let’s face it. Pillows are soft to practice on and less smelly than a guy. They are also more emotionally mature than most guys. I don’t just hump my pillow. I also love my pillow and take it out on dates.

Sometimes me and my pillow will go to the lake and feed geese. That’s because my pillow is a “down” pillow and he likes to get back in touch with his roots sometimes. Other than that, we do normal things that girls do with their pillows. Right now, I’m trying to get pregnant from my pillow but it isn’t working.

I’m taking fertility drugs and the doctor said that there is a 99% chance that I’ll get pregnant. I can’t wait to see the cute little baby pillows that we’ll create. They will be so adorable and I’ll dress them in the cutest pillow cases.

 

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE 2/16/08 - THIS PATTERN IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE.

One of my homeys at another t shirt site thought of something similar years ago. I don’t really think it was that similar but I’m gonna cave in and take it down. It’s not worth losing a keylontic homey for.

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31 Comments »

  1. haha that is a cute storyy!
    I got a pillow from my friend and I never understand why every night I had some pube hair on my bed. Grossed out, I kept throwing them out outside. Turned out that my pillow had a hole in it, I looked inside it and found out it was filled out with pubes…!!

    guess guys hump their pillow too.

    Comment by lynda — December 7, 2007 @ 5:24 pm

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  3. cool i wanna hump my pillow now. what i do is hump this baby doll thats a girl and i get like sprung its really fun!

    Comment by marie — February 15, 2008 @ 10:10 pm

  4. i always hump my pillow gives the best orgasms when you got a good clit action going i squirt everywhere my bf likes to watch he saids its a total turn on he wants to have sex but im not ready yet coz im only 13 so he just watches me mastrebate instead.

    Comment by abbey — June 25, 2008 @ 8:12 am

  5. My wife, who I believe is a chronic masturbator, constantly is laying face down on top of her body pillow, and is furiously humping it, till she makes herself have climax after climax. She really gets the mattress rocking back and forth and noisily creaking while having sex with that pillow. She can’t get enough of her pillow, and I can’t get enough of watching her.

    Comment by Bill — June 26, 2008 @ 1:45 am

  6. i have been humping my pillow since i saw my sister by accident, she had 2 or 3 of them under her, rubbing till she arched over them and touched herself, i went to my room and got on top of my pillows, 2 of them, folded, took off my panties and wet myself with my finger, i started moving against them, it felt so good, i rubbed hard while i touched my spot. it felt so good that i cummed over my pillow case. i started doing it every day after. i felt embarassed,, but asked my sister how she did it. we started doing it together. im ashamed, but , i play withmyself with my sister, and we kiss too. she asked me to rub ourselves together and i did. i love to touch her. i still get on my pillow by myself though. i rub on it every day. i let her watch me, i watch her then we rub against eachother. im sorry.

    Comment by sarah — August 11, 2008 @ 9:22 pm

  7. is it a feather pillow youve sqirted on?

    Comment by amy — September 29, 2008 @ 8:15 pm

  8. I have watched my girlfriend humping her pillow. she places both hands under it, grinding back and forth, usually always with her panties on. she has a few stuffed animals too she loves to hump. my thigh works great for her, and her panties are a soaked mess after she cums several times. She said she learned it from another girl at age 5 or so, they’d hump with each other, and on each other’s thighs till orgasm. She still does it with that girl, they are now 25. it’s wild watching them rub off on each other. My girlfriend swears by pillow humping. and it’s wonderful watching her do it. makes for wonderful sex after, one orgasm is never enough for her. I’ve tried pillows too, i have intense orgasms rubbing on them, and my girlfriend loves watching me too.

    Comment by Greg — November 3, 2008 @ 8:23 pm

  9. i always take off my pants and start humping the pillow……..feels good…….that feeling when you have to go pee but you hold it in……..kinda like that but better.(relieved thought ii waz only one who ever did thiz.)

    Comment by mona — January 4, 2009 @ 11:06 pm

  10. I found out bout pillow stuff at a sleep over. So like yeah when ever no ones home like I go doit like with the 2 pilows. I share my room so I’m gonna, I have 2 wait till like my sis is aleep.

    Comment by Terrie — January 14, 2009 @ 6:42 am

  11. Having to share my room is how I found out. My older sister would pull her pillow under the blankets. I’d see her moving around a long time then stop and pull the pillow out then go to sleep. I tried it the first time when no one was upstairs. After that I sneaked off to do it when ever I could.

    Comment by Ann — January 14, 2009 @ 6:51 am

  12. I started humping pillows when I was like 7 or 8. I don’t remember really. But like my friend came over and shes like, “hey, where are your pillows?” i had a bed full of them, so i showed her them. she took 3, piled them up ontop of eacother, took off her clothes and started humping them. i asked her what she was doing and she sid her older sis was doing it so she did it. she told me that it felt so good. so i started. i came 6 times that night. lol. so yeah, now im 14 and still love my bed of pillows.

    Comment by s.kate. — January 17, 2009 @ 1:44 am

  13. man, my girl humps her pillow more than she does me! like i dont mind MUCH, but its real hot when i see her on her usual fourstack and furiously humps it.
    ha. one time i arched over her and totally gave it to her in the ass. she exploded with cum, she seriously messed up her bedspread.

    Comment by jeff — January 18, 2009 @ 11:36 pm

  14. i love to hump my pillow i do it every chance i get.

    Comment by Anonymous — February 10, 2009 @ 11:14 am

  15. You know what? I hump my pillow too. Bah! That was a big secret that i just let go!It feels SO good. I do it till i think my head will explode with pleasure. So what?

    Comment by Taylor — February 15, 2009 @ 7:28 pm

  16. lol sounds like me, but i’m not trying to get pregnant though.

    One pillow I used, i left stains on it, lol.

    (red face)

    my bad

    Comment by () — March 3, 2009 @ 6:23 am

  17. i love to hump my pillow too bad i m boy

    Comment by joe — March 5, 2009 @ 3:04 am

  18. mhmm i do it eeverychance i get i thought i was the only onnee

    Comment by (: nicole — March 20, 2009 @ 7:54 am

  19. nOOoooo way!~!! I can’t believe this!!! I thought I was so smart to discover humping pillows!! lol but a lot of you guyzzz are doing it too.. I’m also scared if it’s abnormal….. but i’ve read that it isn’t…
    huhuhuhu..
    this is my biggest secret!!! no one knows this!!!!

    Comment by iana — May 4, 2009 @ 3:15 am

  20. im exactly the same.. ive pillow humped since i can remember!! its my biggest secret tooo!!!

    Comment by jem — May 4, 2009 @ 4:34 pm

  21. omg! i thought that i was the only one who did this. i guess not lol. i never told anyone! its my big secret too. i thought i was like messed up or somethin lol

    Comment by Anonymous — May 8, 2009 @ 9:14 pm

  22. I love to put nylon or satin panties on my pillow and hump it. I have stained alot of my sisters and moms panties humping my panty coveredd pillow and they have not said a word so I’ll continue to do so

    Comment by Anonymous — January 23, 2010 @ 4:04 am

  23. I do it all the time! I used to lie on top of my step siszter and hump her we used to softly headbutt eachothers pussys until we were like 9? Then I did it on a pillow, and have done ever since!

    Comment by Gracee — June 12, 2010 @ 4:05 pm

  24. Hello, I’m a boy and I started humping pillows when I was 12. and thats how I had my first orgasm ever.. i continued humping my pillow till about 16.

    today i’m 18 and it feels better to stroke it with my hands, with some tissues wrapped around it…

    Comment by Mike — July 13, 2010 @ 2:12 am

  25. i wanna hump girls all day

    Comment by Anonymous — September 25, 2010 @ 2:04 pm

  26. hi i cant stop humping pillows and looking at porn girls pussy are so hot

    Comment by Anonymous — September 25, 2010 @ 2:05 pm

  27. phew! I thought I was a werido! I hump my silk pillow almost every day! It feels so freakin good, I don’t know why but when I was like 8, I would go over to my friends house and we would “play” with the pillows.. feels so good I have to go on the floor and do it cause my bed creaks and I don’t want any1 to know, my BIGGEST secret ever :)

    Comment by Faith — January 21, 2011 @ 8:32 pm

  28. I hump the door and my pillow and it feels so good

    Comment by Valerie — October 10, 2011 @ 1:10 pm

  29. Does any one else hump there door

    Comment by Valerie — October 10, 2011 @ 1:11 pm

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    Comment by Tamesha Grebe — November 24, 2011 @ 11:54 am

  31. U will not get pregent from humping a pillow I think u won’t

    Comment by Kaille — July 6, 2012 @ 7:53 pm

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