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Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Nov 23, 2007 at 9:18 am

I am a loner. One of the reasons for this, is because it’s hard to find people that aren’t judgmental. I’m like the world’s most non judgmental person and even I’m judgmental sometimes.

Some people might mistake my jokes for being judgmental but I’m kidding about whatever it is, almost 100% of the time. I like to just watch the news or walk around and just observe in a way that isn’t judgmental.

And, there are a lot of incidents here in the NYC area. So, there are a lot of opportunities to be judgmental.

I’ll give you an example. There was a guy recently whose dog started going to the bathroom near a tree. Then this homeless guy runs out of a building and starts yelling at him. He didn’t want the dog to go to the bathroom on that part of the sidewalk.

Next thing you know, they start calling each other: MOTHER FUCKERS!!! (listen at 2:21)

Why did the guy with the dog get mad? Why would he say: “You don’t own the F’ing sidewalk” Why not just take a step back and ask the homeless guy why he is so angry?

If he did that, then he’d be curious instead of judgmental. If he had asked why, then he would know what I know.

I know that homeless guy. He wasn’t always homeless. He used to live in the building that he came out of to yell at the guy with the dog. He still has keys to the building though and storage space too somewhere.

This is where he keeps his books. He sells these books on the same spot that the dog was making #2. He got upset because this little part of the sidewalk is all he has left. He sells books on that spot for like $2 and sells like 3 a day.

Whenever I have a book or videos that I don’t want, I don’t throw it out. I give it to him so that he can sell it. Anyway, float over here if you wanna see some Silly Tee Shirts for Girls!!! This is to the people that think that link sucked.

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