I Wanna BOX LIL WAYNE FOR CHARITY ON PAY PER VIEW!!

I just want to establish a couple of rules with him first. I want to be able to hang out with him for 6 months prior to the fight. I also need to wrestle him 6 times before the fight.

I just don’t get this guy. He is one of rap’s biggest celebrities right now and he is a total freak. See the guy with the red flag in the audience that’s dancing?? That’s “The Birdman” aka “BABY”. Well, Lil Wayne kisses that guy on the mouth. I’m not even making up rumors. I you don’t believe me, then google it.

And I’m not judging him. I just don’t understand it. I’ve lived in the ghetto and that shxt doesn’t fly in any ghetto. Notice at 3:53 on the video that he says “SOO WOO!!!” That is him claiming to be a blood. Go find me another member of the bloods that kisses another man on the mouth and calls him “DADDY” This is all true. He even admits it publicly!!!

Who knows, maybe he is just that secure with his masculinity. But if he is, then why does he make such misogynistic music.  This guy looks like Whoopi Goldberg on aids. I don’t mean he looks like Whoopi WITH aids. I mean he looks like Whoopi ON aids. Meaning that he looks like he just snorted aids before going on stage and that he happens to look like Whoopi Goldberg!!

I swear, one day I’m going to Make a Funny Girls T Shirt about “Lil Weezle”