My Internet Radio Show will feel like you are Golfing on Chocolate!!!

You know what’s whack about you?? The fact that you don’t realize how pleasant my Podcasts are going to be!!! It’s going to feel like you are golfing on a golf course that is made out of satin. Picture a golf course with no grass!!! It’s just black satin beneath you. Well that exactly what my Internet Radio show is going to feel like.

Look, I know you know golf like YOU know the back of YOUR hand. But, remember last week when you found those five things on the back of your hand??? Then when the doctor claimed you as “knuckles”? You didn’t even know what they were there saying.

So, I don’t know you that well, I guess : (

That’s really my point. But, do you remember what we did after that???

We cut off your hands and enjoyed a “knuckle sandwich“. Your hands were delicious with sour cream!!! It was weird watching you eat your own hands. I guess that’s because you were using your stubs like 2 giant chop sticks.

Anyway, you were delicious. I look forward to eating you again sometime!!! Maybe one day, if we run out of you, I’ll just engulf your aura.

Anyway, thanks for the good times. I look forward to playing monopoly with you someday. You and your invisible cat. The one with the blind eye. You know, the gay one. The one that used to date LL Cool J!!!

By the way, I want to give a shout out to my homey “Relationship Advice.” He doesn’t get a ton of visitors because he resides in a really dangerous category. There are a lot of gangs over there. Watch out, because they will rob you of your jewelry!!!