Do you like Funny Girls T Shirts?? Well My Tampon is Bigger than your Dick

Stop bragging about how big your “member” is. The only “size” that matters to me is “brain size” or the size of your heart. Besides, My Tampon is Bigger Than your Dick. That doesn’t mean that I use a giant Tampon. It just means that you have a tiny package.

Sometimes I wonder: “Is that Oxygen in your pants…….. or are you just unhappy to see me”?? That’s how small you are. Not that it matters to me. I mean, who cares about your “size” I’m ok not knowing that. Keep that info to yourself.

What’s down there doesn’t matter. But, the human that it’s attached to matters alot. But you know what?? That might not matter either. Because my tampon and me have a special relationship. Once a month, we meet up. We go everywhere together. We go to the park, we go to the movies, we go to the bathroom etc……. My Tampon loves me. It never asks me to change and it never gives me TSS. Sometimes, I’ll ask my Tampon to change but that’s a different story. In fact, we are so close that we even get our periods at the same time.

I love my Tampon. We are so close. That’s why I’m dating my Tampon now. We even go clothes shopping together. Sometimes, Mr. Tampon even helps me pick out Cute Outfits.