We just hatched “I love my boyfriend” tees

When people first see this, they aren’t too sure what they’re looking at. They think they are looking at a piece of art that is hanging in our bakery. But, they’re wrong.

This is actually a very rare photo of me. I don’t let very many people see it. It’s embarrassing being half human and half chicken. And what’s worse, is losing one of my eggs. But, it is these very eggs that hatch all of our great t shirt slogans.

Many people are under the assumption that we create our tshirts in a screen printing shop. Nothing could be farther from the truth. All of our t shirts are hatched out of golden eggs. It’s a pretty amazing thing.

There are tons of videos on youtube that document this miraculous process. Recently, our eggs started hatching some of the most beauteous I love my boyfriend tees ever. Every once in a while, one of our eggs will hatch an eco friendly tote bag or two.

But, that hasn’t happened in a while. Please don’t pass this photo around. If people find out that I’m a chicken then they might fry me up. It’s true that I taste delicious in honey mustard, but back off!! I have a right to live. If you come any closer than my boyfriend will kick your ass!!