Sushi at 3am NYC

Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Jul 14, 2008 at 12:00 am

 

Avenue A sushi in NYC is one of my favorite places. The only thing that sucks about it is that it’s not open 24 hours. Personally, I order everything with a side of eel sauce and wasabi. There is no eel in eel sauce. It’s just called that because I’m the only one that orders it no matter what I get.

It usually only comes when you order eel. But, a lot of people are grossed out by eel so they never even try eel sauce. Trust me, every sushi place has it. I recommend dipping everything in it. The only thing that I don’t recommend dipping in it are our t shirts.

You don’t want to put a stain in our lovely line of feminine tee skirts. That was not a misspelling. From now on, if you want to be cool then you have to call them “t skirts” instead of t shirts. You have very little choice in this matter. We are the ambassadors of cool, that’s why we are up for so many teen choice awards.

That’s why Perez Hilton keeps sweating us. That’s why I have 8 million friends on facebook. Don’t write any comments at the bottom about me being conceited. I was totally joking about Perez Hilton sweating us. We may both be gay but he doesn’t even know who we are. But, he’ll notice me 1 day when I hit him over the head with one of our funky tote bags while we are on the red carpet.

Then we’ll start dating and I’ll make him wear one of our “my boyfriend can kick your ass” tee skirts.