Washington Heights, t shirts & glass cutting boards

This picture was taken in the east side of Washington Heights. I used to belong to a gym near there that was pretty much filled with members of the bloods. Me and my friend used to throw up gang signs from the treadmill as a joke (true story). I’m surprised that we didn’t get killed. But, the gang signs that we were throwing up were so obscure that they probably thought we were from Nibiru or something.

Anyway, I love the energy of uptown Manhattan. That energy is partly what fuels all of our silly t shirts. It even partly fuels our new line of I love my boyfriend t shirts. The only thing that I don’t like up there is all of the litter. Nobody is “green” and hardly anybody uses canvas tote bags up there. But, it’s still magical and the views of the Hudson river are awesome.

Speaking of cool neighborhoods, you should check out our printfection shop. It’s a lovely piece of real estate. You won’t be able to find any boy amigo t-shirts there but you will find fun. It’s an especially fun place if you like to cook. That’s where we sell all of our kick ass cutting boards. They aren’t cheap but they are so worth it. You’ve never seen a fucking cutting board like this in your life. They are glass and have really cute designs. Buy one today and maybe I’ll come over and cook dinner for you. I’ll cook you a great dinner unless you happen to be my friend Hira Ratan Manek. He is a breatharian. Most breatharians are fake. He is the real deal. He was once ate nothing but sun charged water for 411 days. At the time, he was under 24/7 video surveillance by a team on international doctors.

To this day, He eats almost no solid food. He gazes at the sun (which I don’t recommend) and drinks sun charged water. He was born in 1937 and has the vigor of a much younger man. So, he is doing something right. Check out his tour dates and check him out if he comes to your town.

Even though food is not necessary, we still recommend our cutting boards. Just think about how cute you’ll look while you are cooking up your boyfriend’s favorite meal.