NYC Graffiti Apology

I had a long day spray painting the shxt out of this building. In the end, it looks pretty cool. See, you thought my artistic abilities stopped at t shirts and tote bags. You were dead wrong.

You should let me come over and do this to your house. I’ll make it look like party central. You can find more of my urban abilities on this graffiti “I heart my boyfriend” shirt.

We spent a lot of time recently creating a line of “I heart my bf” tees. We don’t know anybody else doing this so I decided to fill the void.

I think I decided to fill in too many voids in this building however. The building in this pic was completely white before I came across it. But, I didn’t like the way it was looking at me so I decided to bomb it!

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to this building and the neighborhood. I promise to be a good boy and clean it up if you’ll buy a couple of hundred of our world class funny t shirts for girls.

What? It sounds like a fair deal to me. How am I supposed to by the cleaning materials if you make us wealthy first?