Proclaim that you are Not For $ale with Funny Girls T Shirts

I don’t care how cheap your friends say you look. You are Not For $ale. You can not be bought. But, you do look a little cheap, let’s face it. That’s why you need a cute shirt that tells the world that you are not for $ale. In fact, you are still at full price. You still cost over 6 zillion dollars and frankly, most people can’t afford that.

Th only thing about you that is for $ale is your belongings. That’s because you went over your credit card limit and now you need my help. It’s all good. Just have a garage sale or put stuff on ebay. Or maybe you can find somebody to purchase you for 6 zillion dollars?

But for the most part, you are not for $ale. Not for guys, not for friends and not for co-workers. You have bought lots of Cute Stuff on $ale but you aren’t. If you wear this shirt and somebody still makes you an offer, then they are messing with the wrong person. Just let me know, and I’ll fly over there in a hot air balloon and use my ninja skills on their faces. I’m not playing either. They will need Dr. 90210 when I’m done with them : )