Shoes Wisely with Funny Girls T Shirts

Some people will tell you to “choose wisely” but you are a female and you know better. You always pick the best shoes even if it seems wrong at the time. For example, remember when you ran that marathon in High Heels? Nobody thought that you could do it until you got 1st fucking place. You are amazing and you are special. Next time I see you, I’d like to buy you a pair of shoes and a manicure. If you are extra lucky, I might even let you borrow my Funny Girls T Shirt.

But, until then I hope that you eat a sofa. And I hope that you find it delicious. Sofas are great with salt and a pomegranate reduction with vanilla / lime juice. We have tons of Cute Stuff and tons of recipes.

I really shoes-ed wisely when I chose to make you my friend. And you shoes-ed wisely when you picked me. And that’s why I love dancing with you. Yes, it’s true that I step on your feet sometimes but whatever. You pay me to do that because you are twisted. But then again, you have a beautiful side. I’m so proud of the way you started that orphanage in the Philippines. In addition to that, you are a really good dancer!!!

Once I asked you to change yourself to a new animal. I told you to Shoes Wisely and you did. You chose to be a dolphin with wings and legs!! You were also able to breathe without water for ever!!! That was sooo coool the way you flew around NYC even though you were invisible. People said that you were just a figment of my imagination until you flew into Zac Efron!!!