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What your FIRST FEW HOURS should be like with your rescue dog!!

Posted By: Spicy on Oct 17, 2009 at 12:45 pm
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Ok, so you just rescued a dog. Now what? Don’t fuck around!! This dog needs obedience, structure and the loving desire to fulfill it’s needs.

What do I mean?? Let’s talk specifics. When most people go to a kennel, they fall in love with the dog and give it a million hugs and kisses.

This is ok if you found the rare gem in a shelter with zero emotional scars. But, if your dog is imbalanced in any way then it is the wrong time to give it affection.

What the dog needs to know first is that you are NOT GOING TO HARM HIM. Just sit beside the dog. Don’t let them jump all over you.

Share a quiet moment kneeling beside your new friend and pack member.

When you are both calm, take a walk with the dog. Take the dog on the longest walk of both of your lives.

WALK FOR MILES. Walk until you are both exhausted and then give the dog the best meat that you can find. I prefer RAW MEAT if the dog is accustomed to a raw food diet.

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There are more things in life then humping your pillow!

Posted By: Spicy on Sep 22, 2009 at 6:05 am
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I wrote a blog aka glog (blog for girls) regarding pillow humping over a year ago. I’m still receiving comments on it.

In fact, I get more comments from that than any post EVER. I have written great articles on dog training, funny t shirts for ladies, and randomness.

Why is this the only posting that gets tons of comments? Is pillow humping this central to your lives?

You should see all of the comments that I had to delete. Look, I don’t mind the comments. Please keep sending them.

However, do you think you can find it in your heart to comment on other posts as well? At the very least, check out our sister site that sells kick ass baby shirts and maternity tees.

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