Criminal analysts are designing our crispy t shirts with honey.
Posted By: Spicy on Jun 06, 2009 at 5:39 amTags: crimes, shirts, spice, sugar
Let’s talk a little bit about military analysts and the lack of criminal analysts. Military analysts are different than soldiers.
They have to look at the battlefield objectively and make difficult decisions. They study past battles.
Criminal analysts on the other hand don’t exist. That’s why you see different criminals making the same mistakes.
For example, I have read many stories about cops getting arrested after robbing drug dealers.
A gang of rogue cops will band together and rob drug dealers. They think that they will never get caught. They might not get caught for a while but they usually slip.
They need a criminal analyst. They don’t study how cops got busted for the same thing and why.
These types of rogue cops are brutes. They simply lack the finesse to study past mistakes. It’s great to have adrenaline but you need brains too.
Why are there military analysts but not criminal ones? It just seems off balance. Don’t we need a balance between sugar and spice?
I guess Al Queda is having a criminal analyst. But, they are the only ones. That’s why I am offering my services as a “petty crimes” analyst.
I will teach you how to jay walk. With my method, you will not get caught. Contact the hell out of me if you are interested.
I am an online college course dropout. I am a loser. But, I do make the funniest and best t shirts for girls on the internet.
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