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Economic Collapse Sale on Pretty Shirts & Cute Tops

Posted By: Spicy on Mar 02, 2009 at 11:28 am
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I realized 3 things recently that led to our sale on everything.

1. Our web design is too loud and stupid to warrant a $27.00 shirt.

2. The t shirts and materials used aren’t properly explained on the site.

3. There is a global economic collapse going on.

So, basically we are are lowering our prices until our new web design is ready. In the next posting, I’ll give a preview of what the site will look like.

If you are looking for boyfriend shirts then go here check out this kick ass organic cotton tee.

The current design doesn’t even explain anything properly. You wouldn’t even know that this shirt was organic cotton.

Here is another example. Who would have known that this bamboo shirt was made from 70% bamboo and 30% organic cotton?

I guess what I’m trying to say is that our site sucks right now. We have even reduced the prices on our eco friendly shopping bags.

Damn. I’m sounding like an informercial. Anyway, just letting you know that our policies stand.

We will still plant a tree with every purchase. And we will still donate money towards helping animals with every swipe thanks to dharma merchant services.

As soon as the new site design goes up, we are putting up 4 new designs. 3 of them are funny girls t shirts and 1 of them is a pair of fun shorts.

Remember folks. This global economic collapse won’t last long. You probably only have 65 years left to take advantage of our huge $ale on pretty shirts & cute tops.

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