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What your FIRST FEW HOURS should be like with your rescue dog!!

Posted By: Spicy on Oct 17, 2009 at 12:45 pm
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Ok, so you just rescued a dog. Now what? Don’t fuck around!! This dog needs obedience, structure and the loving desire to fulfill it’s needs.

What do I mean?? Let’s talk specifics. When most people go to a kennel, they fall in love with the dog and give it a million hugs and kisses.

This is ok if you found the rare gem in a shelter with zero emotional scars. But, if your dog is imbalanced in any way then it is the wrong time to give it affection.

What the dog needs to know first is that you are NOT GOING TO HARM HIM. Just sit beside the dog. Don’t let them jump all over you.

Share a quiet moment kneeling beside your new friend and pack member.

When you are both calm, take a walk with the dog. Take the dog on the longest walk of both of your lives.

WALK FOR MILES. Walk until you are both exhausted and then give the dog the best meat that you can find. I prefer RAW MEAT if the dog is accustomed to a raw food diet.

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What does the “dog whisperer” have to do with UFO’s & aliens?

Posted By: Spicy on May 18, 2009 at 4:05 pm
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This post will make no sense to people that haven’t seen the dog whisperer. If you are a fan, then you’ve likely seen some aggressive dogs on there.

One of his greatest tools is his pack of dogs. A pack of balanced dogs can effect the mindset of an unbalanced dog.

Recently, he had a dog on that was running the household. It barked at anyone that came to the door and even bit people.

Once this dog was jogging with a pack it was a different story. This dog used to be a terror. But, once it was with lots of dogs, it soon realized that it was just a dog.

It was no longer an aggressive leader. The new leader was calm and assertive. This dog needed other dogs to help put things into perspective.

The dog soon realized that he could not be the terror of the pack. There was already a pack leader and he was kind.

He was guiding them and offering a fulfilling experience.

What does this have to do with aliens?

Well, we have have many war mongering nations. This is because we don’t have a pack of planets with life on them.

What if we did and what if they lived in peace? We wouldn’t want to be the fucked up plat that still has wars.

Yet, such a federation of planets exists. And, when they make undeniable mass contact with us, we will all stop in our tracks. Our jaws will drop.

We will no longer want to fight or have wars.

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Your dog would appreciate a nice view

Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Apr 11, 2008 at 12:00 am
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NYC Alternative Dog Training

It’s important that your little doggy follows you. And, it’s equally important that he stops when you stop. I’ve seen people practicing this on the street and I applaud them for their efforts.

But, this simple exercise takes on a whole new meaning when you have PURPOSE. In other words, why are you stopping? Are you stopping just to teach him for the sake of teaching him?

Or, are you stopping in order to teach him a life lesson? When I stop, I stare at something. I survey the land. I look for danger. We have even sat on top of a cliff together once.

I just sat there and took in the beauty of the Hudson River. He felt my energy and soon started appreciating the view himself.

There was never a fear that he might jump or run away.

He did run away once recently however. I chased after him and he ran even further. So, I ran in the opposite direction. He knew that he had to follow his pack leader if I was running away.

So, he ran after me and we ran into a building together. Then I put the collar on him and we both tried to cool off from our adventure. It was at that moment, that he looked at me and said: “I have an idea for a funny tee shirt”

I couldn’t believe it! I mean, I’ve heard him speak many times but he never had an idea for a funny girls t shirt. I was so proud of him. Klick here if you want to see my dog’s idea for a humorous girly shirt.

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