Funny t Shirts For Girls » Draft Jenna

This cute trend started in Ukraine. It has been a popular shirt there since we invaded Iraq. Let’s face it, the terrorists would never let you wear a shirt like this. So, let’s celebrate our freedom by wearing this Cute T Shirt.   Wearing this shirt will feel more refreshing than having a 24 kt gold facial. But, don’t get it twisted. We love Jenna and would never ever want anything bad to happen to her. I would blow the terrorists away if they ever tried to come near her. It would be horrible for them. I would act like Mike Tyson in 86′ That’s because I truly love Jenna even though she refuses to wear any of our Pretty T-Shirts. That’s fine. I know that she secretly loves them. I know that she must dream about our Cute Ladies Accessories when she is doing humanitarian work in Guam. And if she doesn’t, that’s o.k. too. I would still be honored if I found out that Jenna hated all of our Cute Outfits  I’d rather have her hate then have her do nothing. I’m not sure what I meant by that either. Strut here if you want to be bff’s and borrow some of my Cute Graphic T-Shirts.

Personally, I don’t recommend that we Draft Jenna. She is a warrior. She will kill every single Iraqi out there if we let her go. But, she will only go after the single ones. She won’t go after anyone in relationshits. That’s because Jenna is a sensitive warrior with brains and integrity. In College, they used to call her “Rambo”. This wasn’t because of her combat skills, but because she used to date Sylvester Stallone. Yeah, I know he’s gross-o-rama!!

But today, she is a one man killing machine…..meaning that she kills one man at a time. There is one exception to this however. She can kill millions when she shoots laser cannons out of her eyes. She doesn’t do it often, but when she does it is done with precision. She can also give you TSS. There are many recommendations if you have TSS. Please see a health care professional if Jenna gives you TSS. In the meantime, let’s just try and make her happy by sending her lots of Funny Girls T Shirts.