Ok, so you just rescued a dog. Now what? Don’t fuck around!! This dog needs obedience, structure and the loving desire to fulfill it’s needs.
What do I mean?? Let’s talk specifics. When most people go to a kennel, they fall in love with the dog and give it a million hugs and kisses.
This is ok if you found the rare gem in a shelter with zero emotional scars. But, if your dog is imbalanced in any way then it is the wrong time to give it affection.
What the dog needs to know first is that you are NOT GOING TO HARM HIM. Just sit beside the dog. Don’t let them jump all over you.
Share a quiet moment kneeling beside your new friend and pack member.
When you are both calm, take a walk with the dog. Take the dog on the longest walk of both of your lives.
WALK FOR MILES. Walk until you are both exhausted and then give the dog the best meat that you can find. I prefer RAW MEAT if the dog is accustomed to a raw food diet.
This is the type of leader that dogs crave!! Oh, by the way, don’t forget to check our full live of dazzling funny t shirts for girls.
I have one shirt that is selling like hot cakes on the street. I can’t mention it here and you can’t find it on the site (yet).
If I do, a certain celebrity might get mad at me. Just know, if you ( the celeb) is reading this, I’m not trying to make fun of you with this shirt.
I’m a fan of you. If you want, I’ll give all of the profits to the charity of your choice.
I just made the shirt because I thought the slogan sounded funny. But, a lot of people don’t like you apparently. They think that you are conceited and just pretend to be interested in your guests.
I think you should invite these people on to your show. They just THINK they don’t like you. Really, they misunderstand you.
You should have them pause videos on past shows and show you what they consider “conceited behavior.” Then, tell them how you really felt in that moment.
It’s ok to be vulnerable. If you were faking being interested on tv then just admit it and be real in the moment.
If you were thinking of a witty comment instead of really LISTENING WHILE GENUINELY CURIOUS to your guests then admit it.
This glog post is over. This was so estupido.
In the meantime, come find me in the park for a shirt that makes fun of a celebrity that I have no beef against.
Posted By: Spicy on Jan 09, 2009 at 11:28 am Tags: dawg, dog, funny, shirt, t
I found this video on YouTube. I didn’t even know that MRirian was on Idol. What’s so amazing about this video is that she keeps changing outfits.
It’s so rude how Randy holds something over his mouth while he’s laughing. Just openly laugh if you must. Don’t try and hide the fact that you are laughing Dawg.
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