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Don’t worry, we print on shirts that are waaay more stylish then this one here. This is just here to display our newest art work and slogan. This flirty shirt comes straight off of the runways of Tokyo, Milan & New Jersey.

This can be your cute way of announcing to the world that you are unavailable. You are better then half of these guys out here anyway. They are def not Mr Right. Most of them aren’t even Mr Right Now. Soem of them aren’t even Mr Right Away!! That’s pathetic. But you know what’s not pathetic? The fact that we clock in over 1,000 hours a week working on all of these Funny Girls T Shirts We work our fingers to the bone. Then we work our bones to the finger. It’s strange but true!!

I love the art work and the splatter paint on this one. And the rose, is just the perfect touch. This shirt makes me feel like I’m living on cloud. It makes me feel warm inside. We shouldn’t be allowed to make shirts that are this cute. But, we’d do it even if we weren’t allowed. That’s because we are renegades in the world of Funny Girls T Shirts.

These t shirts are now available on all natural bamboo shirts. They are super soft and luxurious. If you’ve ever felt bamboo fabric then you know what I’m talking about. It’s almost like cashmere. We are taking oders by phone while the shopping cart is being built. So, call us today. We can either sell you a product or become your new best amiga. Ask for Kuhli (646) 226 1100

You don’t have to be a metal fan to enjoy this tshirt, unless, you are talking about 24kt Gold. Who isn’t a fan of that? This cute graphic t shirt is available in tons of color & style combinations. And remember, we vow to plant a tree with every purchase of every cute t-shirt. So, you can feel good about yourself while you are wearing an offensive t shirt. Not that this is that offensive anyway. With this shirt, you are simply announcing to the world to not F*ck with you today. What’s wrong with that? My dream would be for me to get this shirt into the hands of a celebrity stylist, but not just anybody’s celebrity stylist. I want to get this into the hands of Rachel Ray’s stylist. I’ve been a fan of her since before she was famous. I wouldn’t mind Chelsea Handler wearing one of our Cute Halter Tops either. But, there are tons of Ladies T Shirt companies trying to get their goods into the hands of Celebes. What makes us different you ask? The main reason is that a picture of them wearing our shirts isn’t important to me. Most companies feel unsatisfied if one of their shirts simply winds up in a Caleb’s closet instead of on the cover of Life & Style. Personally, I could care less. Chelsea and Rachael rock. I can sleep well knowing that they are secret fans of my women’s shirts. Don’t get it twisted though. It would be awesome if they got snapped for the cover of OK magazine or something. This shirt is perfect to wear to the Golden Globe Awards. If you don’t believe me then go ask the Golden Globes themselves!! It’s also great for the Oscars. It pairs nicely with some indigo colored Eye Shadow. But, that’s really true of all of our Funny T Shirts for Girls.

This cute trend started in Ukraine. It has been a popular shirt there since we invaded Iraq. Let’s face it, the terrorists would never let you wear a shirt like this. So, let’s celebrate our freedom by wearing this Cute T Shirt.   *   Wearing this shirt will feel more refreshing than having a 24 kt gold facial. But, don’t get it twisted. We love Jenna and would never ever want anything bad to happen to her. I would blow the terrorists away if they ever tried to come near her. It would be horrible for them. I would act like Mike Tyson in 86′ That’s because I truly love Jenna even though she refuses to wear any of our Pretty T-Shirts. That’s fine. I know that she secretly loves them. I know that she must dream about our Cute Ladies Accessories when she is doing humanitarian work in Guam. And if she doesn’t, that’s o.k. too. I would still be honored if I found out that Jenna hated all of our Cute Outfits   *   I’d rather have her hate then have her do nothing. I’m not sure what I meant by that either. Strut here if you want to be bff’s and borrow some of my Cute Graphic T-Shirts.   *

High Heals.

That’s why I smoke after a long day of wearing high heels.

I just wipe my make up off and blaze a big fat blunt.

Sometimes, I run out of papers and I’ll just roll it in one of my funny graphic t shirts.

Other times, I’ll use a bong and then whine about my day.

I just have to make sure that I have plenty of fresh fruit around for the munchies.

What else am I going to dip in my pot of melted swiss chocolate??

This is one of our most subtle funny girl’s t shirts yet.

Most people don’t even notice that is says “Heals” but then again, most people are retardo!!

If you still like me after using the word retardo then hop scotch your way over to the rest of the funny girls t shirts.

Why do we always have to be perfect?

What about you moron?

Did you notice that you look like a fat sweaty gorilla?

Do you think that your “package” smells as sweet as the rose on this Cute T Shirt?

Someone should ship your “package” to another country with no return address!!

WARNING: You must have CLASS if you want to wear this hot shirt.

This sexy little show stopper have been tearing up the runways of New York, Tokyo & Afghanistan.

Now, it’s your turn to get this hot celebrity look.

And to top it off, we pledge to plant a tree for every purchase.

That goes for all of the shirts that we sell.

We’ve partnered up with Trees for the Future @ www.treesftf.org to make this possible.

See, we are the first company to make shirts this crazy, yet still have the social awareness to plant trees.

Trees are our friends.

When I was a little kid, I used to be able to make it windy!!! I used to love watching the trees sway to the wind that I’d created.

Fashion Tip: This slimming T Shirt goes well with a pair of strappy sandals or dangly earrings. You can also wear it with a pair of wool tights underneath and a couple of Fun Clunky Bracelets on your wrists.

Trust me, you’ll look prettier than Elisha Cuthbert if you do as I say. You’ll also be able to beat her up.

Anything is possible in this Funny Girls T Shirt.

I know what you are thinking: “I just got back from the fuchsia” Well, we don’t care. We want you to go back again. You were a bad girl the first time. We need you to go back and right all of your wrongs. We are giving you the chance to do everything over. We are also giving you the chance to do it over in impeccable style with this cute shirt. Trust me, when you walk down the street in this humorous tee shirt people will ask: “Who is that winner??” Think about it. Wouldn’t it feel to good to be a winner? You are a winner in my eyes and I haven’t even laid eyes on you yet. In fact, you already won my heart without even taking a glance at all of my Funny Girls T Shirts : )

I’m pretty intense.

But, I’m extra pretty in tents!!

I don’t know why, but it’s true.

I look really fugly in the real world.

But, I’m a knockout when I go camping.

Maybe it’s the fresh air. Maybe it’s the crickets.

I think it’s the forest creatures.

Their energy makes me feel beautiful.

Some of my forest friends are featured on this Funny T Shirt for Chicks!!

In the future, this design will be available on cups. Bizarre, but true.

What’s also true is the fact that we use water based inks on all of our Comfy T Shirts. That means that they a little more planet friendly than most graphic tees. In addition, we’ve teamed up with TFTF to plant a tree for every purchase sold.

This shirt looks really good with a pair of Cute Jeans. It’s perfect to wear on a camping trip. It’s also perfect on a mushroom trip. It also looks good on a road trip or for tripping down the stairs. Just kidding about the last part. You should always be careful when you are walking down the stairs.

Unless, you see a gift card at the bottom. In that case, run down the stairs. It’s worth taking the chance. That’s because you might be able to use that gift card on all of our Funny T Shirts for Girls.

You don’t have to solely be pretty in tents in order to wear this shirt. However, it does help. If you’re not sure whether you are pretty in tents or not then you should e-mail me.

We can go camping together. I’ll even drive us!! I’ll trust you as long as you promise not to pack a shovel and duct tape. Just pack some clothes and get ready for a good time.

We can stay up really late and have a pajama party in the woods. But, we have to leave early if you want to go camping.

The camping grounds are really far away. They are tucked away deep within the forest of Funny Girls T Shirts : )

I bet you thought I was gonna say   “YES…….. They’re Real”   Well they aren’t   : )   They are as fake as your personality so stop asking me already Freddy.

You know what is real? What’s real is my desire for Brad and Angelina to adopt me. I will not stop until I am cuddling (snuggling) with Brangelina. Part of my plan is to move to Guam. I think that’ll make me irresistible to their noble hearts and souls. Maybe one day Angelina can and will go grocery shopping with me and let me buy donuts. Maybe another day, she’ll fly me in her plane and let me jump out with a parachute. That way, I can go to my friend Violent J’s house. He’s 1/2 of ICP and he also makes delicious cookies.

: )

Anyway, back to the shirt.   Yes……..They’re fake. What did you think?   Did you think my lovely lady lumps were actually the size of a small van naturally? Are you kidding me? How did you think they were real? Pioneers landed on my boobies in 1876. My boobies are so big, that I haven’t seen any of those pioneers in over 100 years!!

They are also fake in other ways. My boobs have a really fake personality. One minute, you’ll think they are your friend, and another day they’ll turn you on like Heidi from “The Hills”. I’ve spoken to my boobs about this. I’ve tried to get them to be more sincere but they are too jaded. They are wonderful accessories though and they look really cute in a Vintage T Shirt : )

Stop bragging about how big your “member” is. The only “size” that matters to me is “brain size” or the size of your heart. Besides, My Tampon is Bigger Than your Dick. That doesn’t mean that I use a giant Tampon. It just means that you have a tiny package.

Sometimes I wonder: “Is that Oxygen in your pants…….. or are you just unhappy to see me”?? That’s how small you are. Not that it matters to me. I mean, who cares about your “size” I’m ok not knowing that. Keep that info to yourself.

What’s down there doesn’t matter. But, the human that it’s attached to matters alot. But you know what?? That might not matter either. Because my tampon and me have a special relationship. Once a month, we meet up. We go everywhere together. We go to the park, we go to the movies, we go to the bathroom etc……. My Tampon loves me. It never asks me to change and it never gives me TSS. Sometimes, I’ll ask my Tampon to change but that’s a different story. In fact, we are so close that we even get our periods at the same time.

I love my Tampon. We are so close. That’s why I’m dating my Tampon now. We even go clothes shopping together. Sometimes, Mr. Tampon even helps me pick out Cute Outfits.

This is nothing to be embarrassed about. Many people hump their pillows. Pillows are 100% safe and almost never carry STD’s. OK, I got an STD from a pillow one time but the only symptom was a good night’s rest.

Let’s face it. Pillows are soft to practice on and less smelly than a guy. They are also more emotionally mature than most guys. I don’t just hump my pillow. I also love my pillow and take it out on dates. Sometimes me and my pillow will go to the lake and feed geese. That’s because my pillow is a “down” pillow and he likes to get back in touch with his roots sometimes. Other than that, we do normal things that girls do with their pillows. Right now, I’m trying to get pregnant from my pillow but it isn’t working. I’m taking fertility drugs and the doctor said that there is a 99% chance that I’ll get pregnant. I can’t wait to see the cute little baby pillows that we’ll create. They will be so adorable and I’ll dress them in the cutest pillow cases.

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE 2/16/08 - THIS PATTERN IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE. One of my homeys at another t shirt site thought of something similar years ago. I don’t really think it was that similar but I’m gonna cave in and take it down. It’s not worth losing a keylontic homey for. Keylontic homeys are hard to come by. Anyway, I also have t shirt related news. All of our patterns are being printed on bamboo ladies t shirts now. IF you’ve never felt bamboo then you’re missing out. It’s like if silk, cashmere & cotton had a baby. That’s what bamboo feels like on your skin. Celebs are wearing them. Not that THAT matters. The only thing that matters, is the fact that they are super duper eco friendly. In addition, we plant a tree with every purchase. The shopping cart is broke, but feel free to call us 24/7

(646) 226 1100 Ask for Spicy. Code word: Bamboo

WARNING - Not every girl can pull this one off. You must come equipped with lovely lady lumps : ) Then again, you could just have a “Perky” personality.

There are 3 types of Perky people. Some are Perky out of ignorance. Ignorance is Bliss. Some people are Perky by choice. There is nothing wrong with choosing that. Some people choose to be Jaded. The other type of Perky girls are the ones with whose boobies stay up naturally. That’s why this type of shirt is for you.

: )

It’s not enough for you to just be silently proud? You also have to to sneak that thought over to us via a cute shirt? Not a bad idea!! We’re all for it. It’s also perfect for someone that is ironic and wants to make fun of perky girls. It’s also perfect for Catherine Zeta Jones. That’s because I Love the word “Zeta”.

It’s a little embarrassing to announce this on a shirt, but it’s important. It’s an important message to announce to the world because you don’t need them annoying you with stupid stuff. This way, they’ll back off instead of approaching you.

100% of the proceeds of this shirt will go to the “?uestion mark foundation” The ?uestion mark foundation researches ways for guys to have a “?uestion mark” - a ?uestion mark is the make equivalent to the period. It helps guys understand and appreciate a female’s time of the month. As of right now the only effective way for guys to receive a ?uestion mark is through a painful surgery. Surprisingly, countless guys have already signed up. To date, there have been over 6,000,000 painful surgeries.

Do you have more ass than a black girl ?? A couple of years ago, you might have been considered a freak. But now, big butts are in. There are even girls getting “butt implants” to mimick the lovely lady lumps that you were blessed with.

If you are a Spanish / Spanish girl and you are reading this, don’t be pissed. You had big butts for years and you did nothing with them. It’s our time now. Our big healthy butts will conquer the world. As a matter of fact, 100% of the proceeds from this shirt will go to the “Big Healthy Tushee Foundation” It’s an organization made up of volunteers that shows how big tushees can save the planet. That’s right, big butts can solve everything from Global Warming to Road Rage. That’s because in the presence of such beauty, problems just disappear.

This sexy funny shirt announces to the world that “I have junk in da trunk” You should announce it. Just think about how many years your trunk was empty. You used to have valuable belongings in your trunk. Now, you’re filled with junk. Somehow, that doesn’t sound like a good thing, but you make “junk” look glamorous : )

I don’t care how cheap your friends say you look. You are Not For $ale. You can not be bought. But, you do look a little cheap, let’s face it. That’s why you need a cute shirt that tells the world that you are not for $ale. In fact, you are still at full price. You still cost over 6 zillion dollars and frankly, most people can’t afford that.

Th only thing about you that is for $ale is your belongings. That’s because you went over your credit card limit and now you need my help. It’s all good. Just have a garage sale or put stuff on ebay. Or maybe you can find somebody to purchase you for 6 zillion dollars?

But for the most part, you are not for $ale. Not for guys, not for friends and not for co-workers. You have bought lots of Cute Stuff on $ale but you aren’t. If you wear this shirt and somebody still makes you an offer, then they are messing with the wrong person. Just let me know, and I’ll fly over there in a hot air balloon and use my ninja skills on their faces. I’m not playing either. They will need Dr. 90210 when I’m done with them : )

LMAO is so ol’ school and so is LOL. This shirt doesn’t proclaim to be “new school”. In fact, it’s “next school”. The old school and the new school have graduated like Kanye West. It’s time for a “next school” slogan that shows that you are laughing and sexy!!! Wear this Flirty Shirt to a party and you will confuse everyone at the party. But, that’s just because they are ol’ school. Once you explain the concept to their elderly asses, they will love it and want to be you. I haven’t even met you and I want to be you!!

But, in reality you can’t laugh your “hot ass” off. If you did, then you’d probably need surgery. You’d probably need Dr. 90210. You’d look really weird without an ass. You’d probably need butt implants. But then you’d look like some ghetto shorty that’s about to get her “tracks” fixed. When I say “tracks” I’m talking about hair extensions. If you didn’t know that, then you are either a honkey or too ol’ school to purchase this sexy funny shirt.

Holla : )

I know the shirt graphic kinda looks like shxt but it’s going to be much more professional once the shirts are being printed. It’s going to look much cleaner and less cartoony.

There are only a few special biatches that can pull a shirt like this off. You have to have a special temper. You have to be able to melt metal with your eyes or crush stone with your thoughts. Even then you might not be a bigger biatch than Katrina but people will get the point. This is not the day to piss you off. You know what? You deserve a day where everybody is nice to you. A day where rainbows and candy appear everywhere you go. You deserve a world where puppies smell like watermelons and they speak human Chinese.

This comical shirt is self explanatory. But, guys aren’t so bad. They are just like us except they forgot how to love. Something happened to them along the way that made them want to be “players” I think players need to stick to sports. Females are not a sport dammit!!

If we are a sport, then we need more female referees and umpires to call these guys out. Somebody needs to sit in the penalty box, because there are too many players on the field. It’s getting more chaotic than Britney’s album. And you know what……. easy girls aren’t helping. We’ll be offering a shirt in the future that says: “sluts are ruining it for the rest of us” But, guys aren’t really assholes. They are just lost souls that will regain themselves in 2012!! That’s when the world is going to end or begin according to who you speak with.

Then again, maybe all that is bs and guys really are a-holes. Maybe they know exactly what they are doing and need to be punished for it. Maybe we should start a gang that beats up guys. All I need is 12 more girls that have black belts in Pilates and we’re ready!! They have to be black belts though because everything matches black. If we are going to kick some ass, it might as well be in style. In fact, I know a site that sells cute outfits for girls that wanna kick guy’s asses!!

Before you enter the site, you have to prove that you are a ninja by breaking a piece of wood with your foot. It’s best not to get a pedicure before breaking the wood. I wouldn’t want to see anything get smudged. Go here if you want to break wood and look pretty : )

You have always been a construction worker magnet. That’s why you always end up with such winners. But it’s not your fault. It’s just because you love construction sites. Your father never let you become an architect. Now, you’re obsessed. You’ve been arrested 3 times for trespassing onto construction sites. You have to stop trying to work on them. All that you’re doing is slowing down the project.

I like this t shirt image but I don’t love it. I’m going to change it slightly when we start printing them on shirts. But, I love the ideas behind this image and I know it’s going to be a popular shirt. I bet that it’ll be our 1, 2 or 3rd highest selling shirt. I also predict that other companies are going to steal this idea. F*ck them. We did it first!!!

And you know what, I don’t mind them using this idea. I just want them to shout me out. I want to be recognized in some way. Give me money or give me props on your site somewhere. If I did that to someone else, and I made $100,000 off of it, I’d give them $20,000. Shoot, I’ll even give $15,000 grand to charity if that happens and just keep 5 ya dig!!!

Don’t get me wrong, I hope nobody steals any of my ideas. And you shouldn’t even dream about stealing any of my ideas. I have a black belt in pilates and I will destroy you!!!

You’re not even worth my night time minutes? What’s the point of talking to you? You are so gross.

These are just a few of the things that my mother used to say to me when I was growing up. This shirt also works well in any place with a lot of guys that seem like jerks.

Sure you’ll probably lose some nice guys over this shirt . But think about all the losers that you avoided by wearing it.

The cup is really 1/2 full. And you know what? Night time minutes are a very valuable thing. I love Night Time minutes.

It’s such a cost effective way to keep up with friends and family. OK, I don’t have any friends, but you get the point. You didn’t have to rub that in. It’s not my fault that I don’t have any friends.

I’m kind, considerate and sociable but my ninja skills usually intimidate people. Even the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles won’t even eat pizza with me. Leonardo and I hang out on Ramadan, but besides that, we never see each other.

They are just too afraid of my skills. But, they are my turtle amigos. I would never break their shells.

I’m just not like that. That’s just not me.

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This is my favorite shirt on the site.

It’s staying up even if it doesn’t sell.

I might change the picture from time to time but the slogan is staying up.

I’m not gonna stop until “Keepin’ it real like Ally McBeal” is the new slang.

That’s the kind of world that I want to live in.

If you didn’t like that show, it wasn’t because it sucked.

It was because you didn’t take the time to appreciate it.

I dare you to watch 5 episodes and not be hooked

: )

Truer words have never ever been spoken and I ain’t joken : )

In fact, I’m so pretty that I don’t even need make up.

Or maybe I do but I’m stupid to realize it.

Hey, did you know that make up has an expiration date?

It’s true. Don’t apply any make up that smells weird.

It may have gone bad.

Some people will tell you to “choose wisely” but you are a female and you know better. You always pick the best shoes even if it seems wrong at the time. For example, remember when you ran that marathon in High Heels? Nobody thought that you could do it until you got 1st fucking place. You are amazing and you are special. Next time I see you, I’d like to buy you a pair of shoes and a manicure. If you are extra lucky, I might even let you borrow my Funny Girls T Shirt.

But, until then I hope that you eat a sofa. And I hope that you find it delicious. Sofas are great with salt and a pomegranate reduction with vanilla / lime juice. We have tons of Cute Stuff and tons of recipes.

I really shoes-ed wisely when I chose to make you my friend. And you shoes-ed wisely when you picked me. And that’s why I love dancing with you. Yes, it’s true that I step on your feet sometimes but whatever. You pay me to do that because you are twisted. But then again, you have a beautiful side. I’m so proud of the way you started that orphanage in the Philippines. In addition to that, you are a really good dancer!!!

Once I asked you to change yourself to a new animal. I told you to Shoes Wisely and you did. You chose to be a dolphin with wings and legs!! You were also able to breathe without water for ever!!! That was sooo coool the way you flew around NYC even though you were invisible. People said that you were just a figment of my imagination until you flew into Zac Efron!!!

Personally, I don’t recommend that we Draft Jenna. She is a warrior. She will kill every single Iraqi out there if we let her go. But, she will only go after the single ones. She won’t go after anyone in relationshits. That’s because Jenna is a sensitive warrior with brains and integrity. In College, they used to call her “Rambo”. This wasn’t because of her combat skills, but because she used to date Sylvester Stallone. Yeah, I know he’s gross-o-rama!!

But today, she is a one man killing machine…..meaning that she kills one man at a time. There is one exception to this however. She can kill millions when she shoots laser cannons out of her eyes. She doesn’t do it often, but when she does it is done with precision. She can also give you TSS. There are many recommendations if you have TSS. Please see a health care professional if Jenna gives you TSS. In the meantime, let’s just try and make her happy by sending her lots of Funny Girls T Shirts.

Just because I’m pretty doesn’t mean that I can’t kick your ass.

It doesn’t mean that you can’t either.

You do look pretty tough.

But let’s see how tough you are when I slice your throat with a #2 pencil homey : )

That’s right, I can wear make up and still tackle your stupid ass.

You don’t know who you are messing with.

I’m a ninja that lives at the end of the rainbow.

I will serenade you until you fall in love with me and then I’ll staple your fingers until you bleed.

Don’t mess with me.

They’ll be a mess to clean.

The way I glitz and glean but it’s all for the green like Lysterine.

When I’m done with you, you will need some foundation.

I’m not talking about make up foundation either.

I’m talking about legs.

That’s because I will chew them off and then spit them onto your fingers.

Then I’ll try and make it up to you by letting you borrow one of my Funny Girls T Shirts that make fun of chumps like you

: )

Anybody else wanna go Back To The Fuchsia? I know that I do.

I haven’t been there is sooo many years. I’ve spent a lot of time on Mustard Avenue, Sliver Street, and Pink Row but I haven’t been Back To The Fuchsia in forever.

I just love that purple playground. I used to go there with Condaleeza Rice but then we got into a fight and we aren’t friends anymore.

Now she just hangs out with LC from The Hills. Condy got mad because I started mixing pork with her last name and she is a vegetarian.

Well, she still eats fish and eggs, but she is mostly a vegetarian. Maybe she’ll be my friend again if I get her a Funny Girls T Shirt.

Many people use the phrase “Attention Whore“…… But we’re not like everyone else.

I don’t even like to use the term “whore” but it’s sooo much better to be a whore for affection than attention.

You see, when you are being a whore for affection, then you are are not really whoring yourself. Affection whores are just pure souls that need love.

They are just misguided.

And, there are many more attention whores than affection whores. On top of that, people have been making cool clothes for attention whore for years.

We are the first t shirt company in the world to make Funny Girls T Shirts for Affection Whores.

Let’s face it, someone has to dress them and it might as well be us. Someone has to let them express themselves with a Funny Graphic T Shirt and we answered the call of duty.

We also answered the call of doodie, but that’s a different story that I don’t want to discuss.

So, this shirt is dedicated to all of the affection whores out there. We know that you need love. We know that you need affection.

But, you don’t need to whore yourself.

SpicyCupcakes.com loves you just as you are.

And, that is why we made a Funny Girls T Shirt just for you.

: )

But you know what? As you can see above, this pattern comes on more than one product. We don’t even have the room to show you all of the products that this comes printed on.

We’re talking about everything from eco friendly tote bags to wall clocks. So if you like this pattern then you better get it soon.

I’m considering taking it down because it just doesn’t have enough of a hand drawn feel for me. How’s that for honesty? When was the last time that you heard an owner of a company dissing his own products?

But, I’m not really dissing it. I’m just saying that you should act soon just in case. I do get moody and will sometimes take things down because I feel like it.

It’s crazy to think that my moodiness will affect your life and I’m sorry. I hope you will still love me and tap here to check out the rest of our cute stuff.

If you do decide to buy it, remember that we plant a tree with the purchase of every product. So, you have every reason to feel like you’ve been a really positive affection whore!

That way, you can rest your head at night when you sleep on one of our lovely pillows.

Spicycupcakes.com will be a reality in the near future. I’m trying to make this thing as eco friendly as possible from DAY UNO!!!   I’ve been talking to the most eco friendly screen printers in the country in order find the right one. I’ve also been reviewing their work and past clients. It’s been a real eye opening and funny experience. I’m talking Ha Ha funny as well as weird funny.

That’s because pretty much all of their clients have been hippies or making shirts for some kind of cause like   “Save the Trees”   “Save the Whales” etc……   Don’t get it twisted. I’m all for saving endangered species etc……..   but why is it that ONLY these types of people are using eco friendlier Screen Printers?

The Funny Graphic Designs and Funny T Shirt Slogans that I’m creating have nothing to do with ECO anything. Yet, I still want the shirts to be made with Eco Friendly Ink and other Eco Friendly innovations. Why wouldn’t I ?? The quality is just as good if not better. In my opinion, it is better. It feels softer and looks better and I’m leaving a smaller Eco Footprint in the process. It seems like a no brainer to me. So why aren’t more companies doing this as well? I’m not sure, but I bet most T Shirt company owners don’t even realize that there is an Eco Chic option.

Most of these companies use Plastisol ink which have PVC in them. Do your own research on PVC but I’m telling you right now that it sucks. It doesn’t actually suck because it doesn’t have a mouth, but it does mess up the environment. By the way, don’t think that you don’t know what PLASTISOL is. You’ve felt it. You know how sometimes, you’ll feel the letters on a shirt (like a sorority shirt) and they feel hard and “plasticky” ?? Well, that’s the stuff that I’m talking about.

The eco friendlier inks that I’m using feel more like the rest of the shirt. They are much softer and bleed into the rest of the shirt. In effect, these items will feel more like a Vintage Shirt. They feel like an old friend. They feel softer. They are perfect to cuddle in and they are perfect for pajama parties. By the way, I was the Pajama World Champion from 86′-97′. That was just a fact that I thought I’d sneak in. By the way, I’m talking about 1786-1997. That’s how long I held it down for. After that, I passed the torch over to HELL RELL

Let me get back to my frickin’ point. Just because my shirts have nothing to do with the earth or animals, doesn’t mean that I don’t care about the environment. In the future, I’ll be writing lots of Glogs about PVC’s and Organic Cotton etc…..   but at the end of the day, I just make FUNNY T SHIRTS FOR GIRLS. I always have the end user in mind. I always have the customer in mind when I create anything. So, next time you are in the mood for a Funny Shirt, then come here. That’s all we do. We make FUNNY T SHIRTS FOR GIRLS.