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What do these 2 pictures have in common? Not much. But, I’ll try and make a connection.

The picture above is the secret entrance to a really posh salon that I use to live / work near. It’s actually just a couple of doors away from the bakery that we will be getting our cupcakes from.

This salon is very popular with models. A lot of models live on this part of 4th street for some reason. As far as I know, this salon also offers brazilian waxes.

The next picture displays one of our t-shirts dealing with the topic of brazilian waxes. Some guys don’t even know what brazilian waxes are.

I feel bad for those guys. It’s so sad that they won’t even know that they are being teased when they pass this tee shirt on the street. This particular design is a perfect example of what we are trying to do as a company.

We make slightly over the edge & funny slogans and put them on eco-friendly fabrics.

This beautiful eggplant colored tshirt is made from 70% bamboo and 30% organic cotton. We think the green on purple design is a striking combination!!

Actually, we’ve never actually used the word “striking” outside of the bowling alley but you get the point. We think it’s lovely and we think you’ll look exquisite in it. Nuf Said!!

Don’t worry, we print on shirts that are waaay more stylish then this one here. This is just here to display our newest art work and slogan. This flirty shirt comes straight off of the runways of Tokyo, Milan & New Jersey.

This can be your cute way of announcing to the world that you are unavailable. You are better then half of these guys out here anyway. They are def not Mr Right. Most of them aren’t even Mr Right Now. Soem of them aren’t even Mr Right Away!! That’s pathetic. But you know what’s not pathetic? The fact that we clock in over 1,000 hours a week working on all of these Funny Girls T Shirts We work our fingers to the bone. Then we work our bones to the finger. It’s strange but true!!

I love the art work and the splatter paint on this one. And the rose, is just the perfect touch. This shirt makes me feel like I’m living on cloud. It makes me feel warm inside. We shouldn’t be allowed to make shirts that are this cute. But, we’d do it even if we weren’t allowed. That’s because we are renegades in the world of Funny Girls T Shirts.

These t shirts are now available on all natural bamboo shirts. They are super soft and luxurious. If you’ve ever felt bamboo fabric then you know what I’m talking about. It’s almost like cashmere.

You don’t have to be a metal fan to enjoy this tshirt, unless, you are talking about 24kt Gold.

Who isn’t a fan of that?

This cute t shirt may just be one of those available in tons of color & style combinations in the future.

And remember, we vow to plant a tree with every purchase of every cute t-shirt. So, you can feel good about yourself while you are wearing an offensive t shirt. Not that this is that offensive anyway.

With this shirt, you are simply announcing to the world to not F*ck with you today. What’s wrong with that? My dream would be for me to get this shirt into the hands of a celebrity stylist, but not just anybody’s celebrity stylist.

I want to get this into the hands of Rachel Ray’s stylist. I’ve been a fan of her since before she was famous. I wouldn’t mind Chelsea Handler wearing one of our Cute Halter Tops either.

But, there are tons of Ladies T Shirt companies trying to get their goods into the hands of Celebes. What makes us different you ask? The main reason is that a picture of them wearing our shirts isn’t important to me.

Most companies feel unsatisfied if one of their shirts simply winds up in a Caleb’s closet instead of on the cover of Life & Style. Personally, I could care less. Chelsea and Rachael rock.

I can sleep well knowing that they are secret fans of my women’s shirts. Don’t get it twisted though. It would be awesome if they got snapped for the cover of OK magazine or something.

This shirt is perfect to wear to the Golden Globe Awards. If you don’t believe me then go ask the Golden Globes themselves!! It’s also great for the Oscars. It pairs nicely with some indigo colored Eye Shadow.

But, that’s really true of all of our funny t shirts for girls.

This cute trend started in Ukraine. It has been a popular shirt there since we invaded Iraq. Let’s face it, the terrorists would never let you wear a shirt like this. So, let’s celebrate our freedom by wearing this Cute T Shirt.   Wearing this shirt will feel more refreshing than having a 24 kt gold facial. But, don’t get it twisted. We love Jenna and would never ever want anything bad to happen to her. I would blow the terrorists away if they ever tried to come near her. It would be horrible for them. I would act like Mike Tyson in 86′ That’s because I truly love Jenna even though she refuses to wear any of our Pretty T-Shirts. That’s fine. I know that she secretly loves them. I know that she must dream about our Cute Ladies Accessories when she is doing humanitarian work in Guam. And if she doesn’t, that’s o.k. too. I would still be honored if I found out that Jenna hated all of our Cute Outfits  I’d rather have her hate then have her do nothing. I’m not sure what I meant by that either. Strut here if you want to be bff’s and borrow some of my Cute Graphic T-Shirts.

High Heals.

That’s why I smoke after a long day of wearing high heels.

I just wipe my make up off and blaze a big fat blunt.

Sometimes, I run out of papers and I’ll just roll it in one of my funny graphic t shirts.

Other times, I’ll use a bong and then whine about my day.

I just have to make sure that I have plenty of fresh fruit around for the munchies.

What else am I going to dip in my pot of melted swiss chocolate??

This is one of our most subtle funny girl’s t shirts yet.

Most people don’t even notice that is says “Heals” but then again, most people are retardo!!

If you still like me after using the word retardo then hop scotch your way over to the rest of the funny girls t shirts.

Why do we always have to be perfect?

What about you moron?

Did you notice that you look like a fat sweaty gorilla?

Do you think that your “package” smells as sweet as the rose on this Cute T Shirt?

Someone should ship your “package” to another country with no return address!!

WARNING: You must have CLASS if you want to wear this hot shirt.

This sexy little show stopper have been tearing up the runways of New York, Tokyo & Afghanistan.

Now, it’s your turn to get this hot celebrity look.

And to top it off, we pledge to plant a tree for every purchase.

That goes for all of the shirts that we sell.

We’ve partnered up with Trees for the Future @ www.treesftf.org to make this possible.

See, we are the first company to make shirts this crazy, yet still have the social awareness to plant trees.

Trees are our friends.

When I was a little kid, I used to be able to make it windy!!! I used to love watching the trees sway to the wind that I’d created.

Fashion Tip: This slimming T Shirt goes well with a pair of strappy sandals or dangly earrings. You can also wear it with a pair of wool tights underneath and a couple of Fun Clunky Bracelets on your wrists.

Trust me, you’ll look prettier than Elisha Cuthbert if you do as I say. You’ll also be able to beat her up.

Anything is possible in this Funny Girls T Shirt.

Please keep in mind that this t-shirt is not always available.  It’s definitely a crowd pleaser but not too many people have the courage to wear this outrageous top.   So, we only print these up every once in a while.  If you are reading this at a time that it’s not available, don’t panic.  We sell tons of other offensive yet feminine t-shirts.  If you don’t believe me then click your mickey mouse right here.

I know what you are thinking: “I just got back from the fuchsia” Well, we don’t care. We want you to go back again. You were a bad girl the first time. We need you to go back and right all of your wrongs. We are giving you the chance to do everything over. We are also giving you the chance to do it over in impeccable style with this cute shirt. Trust me, when you walk down the street in this humorous tee shirt people will ask: “Who is that winner??” Think about it. Wouldn’t it feel to good to be a winner? You are a winner in my eyes and I haven’t even laid eyes on you yet. In fact, you already won my heart without even taking a glance at all of my Funny Girls T Shirts : )

I’m pretty intense.

But, I’m extra pretty in tents!!

I don’t know why, but it’s true.

I look really fugly in the real world.

But, I’m a knockout when I go camping.

Maybe it’s the fresh air. Maybe it’s the crickets.

I think it’s the forest creatures.

Their energy makes me feel beautiful.

Some of my forest friends are featured on this Funny T Shirt for Chicks!!

In the future, this design will be available on cups. Bizarre, but true.

What’s also true is the fact that we use water based inks on all of our Comfy T Shirts. That means that they a little more planet friendly than most graphic tees. In addition, we’ve teamed up with TFTF to plant a tree for every purchase sold.

This shirt looks really good with a pair of Cute Jeans. It’s perfect to wear on a camping trip. It’s also perfect on a mushroom trip. It also looks good on a road trip or for tripping down the stairs. Just kidding about the last part. You should always be careful when you are walking down the stairs.

Unless, you see a gift card at the bottom. In that case, run down the stairs. It’s worth taking the chance. That’s because you might be able to use that gift card on all of our Funny T Shirts for Girls.

You don’t have to solely be pretty in tents in order to wear this shirt. However, it does help. If you’re not sure whether you are pretty in tents or not then you should e-mail me.

We can go camping together. I’ll even drive us!! I’ll trust you as long as you promise not to pack a shovel and duct tape. Just pack some clothes and get ready for a good time.

We can stay up really late and have a pajama party in the woods. But, we have to leave early if you want to go camping.

The camping grounds are really far away. They are tucked away deep within the forest of Funny Girls T Shirts : )

I bet you thought I was gonna say   “YES…….. They’re Real”   Well they aren’t   : )   They are as fake as your personality so stop asking me already Freddy.

You know what is real? What’s real is my desire for Brad and Angelina to adopt me. I will not stop until I am cuddling (snuggling) with Brangelina. Part of my plan is to move to Guam. I think that’ll make me irresistible to their noble hearts and souls. Maybe one day Angelina can and will go grocery shopping with me and let me buy donuts. Maybe another day, she’ll fly me in her plane and let me jump out with a parachute. That way, I can go to my friend Violent J’s house. He’s 1/2 of ICP and he also makes delicious cookies.

: )

Anyway, back to the shirt.   Yes……..They’re fake. What did you think?   Did you think my lovely lady lumps were actually the size of a small van naturally? Are you kidding me? How did you think they were real? Pioneers landed on my boobies in 1876. My boobies are so big, that I haven’t seen any of those pioneers in over 100 years!!

They are also fake in other ways. My boobs have a really fake personality. One minute, you’ll think they are your friend, and another day they’ll turn you on like Heidi from “The Hills”. I’ve spoken to my boobs about this. I’ve tried to get them to be more sincere but they are too jaded. They are wonderful accessories though and they look really cute in a Vintage T Shirt : )

Stop bragging about how big your “member” is. The only “size” that matters to me is “brain size” or the size of your heart. Besides, My Tampon is Bigger Than your Dick. That doesn’t mean that I use a giant Tampon. It just means that you have a tiny package.

Sometimes I wonder: “Is that Oxygen in your pants…….. or are you just unhappy to see me”?? That’s how small you are. Not that it matters to me. I mean, who cares about your “size” I’m ok not knowing that. Keep that info to yourself.

What’s down there doesn’t matter. But, the human that it’s attached to matters alot. But you know what?? That might not matter either. Because my tampon and me have a special relationship. Once a month, we meet up. We go everywhere together. We go to the park, we go to the movies, we go to the bathroom etc……. My Tampon loves me. It never asks me to change and it never gives me TSS. Sometimes, I’ll ask my Tampon to change but that’s a different story. In fact, we are so close that we even get our periods at the same time.

I love my Tampon. We are so close. That’s why I’m dating my Tampon now. We even go clothes shopping together. Sometimes, Mr. Tampon even helps me pick out Cute Outfits.

This is nothing to be embarrassed about. Many people hump their pillows. Pillows are 100% safe and almost never carry STD’s. OK, I got an STD from a pillow one time but the only symptom was a good night’s rest.

Let’s face it. Pillows are soft to practice on and less smelly than a guy. They are also more emotionally mature than most guys. I don’t just hump my pillow. I also love my pillow and take it out on dates.

Sometimes me and my pillow will go to the lake and feed geese. That’s because my pillow is a “down” pillow and he likes to get back in touch with his roots sometimes. Other than that, we do normal things that girls do with their pillows. Right now, I’m trying to get pregnant from my pillow but it isn’t working.

I’m taking fertility drugs and the doctor said that there is a 99% chance that I’ll get pregnant. I can’t wait to see the cute little baby pillows that we’ll create. They will be so adorable and I’ll dress them in the cutest pillow cases.

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE 2/16/08 - THIS PATTERN IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE.

One of my homeys at another t shirt site thought of something similar years ago. I don’t really think it was that similar but I’m gonna cave in and take it down. It’s not worth losing a keylontic homey for.

Keylontic homeys are hard to come by. Anyway, I also have t shirt related news. All of our patterns are being printed on bamboo ladies t shirts now. IF you’ve never felt bamboo then you’re missing out. It’s like if silk, cashmere & cotton had a baby.

That’s what bamboo feels like on your skin. Celebs are wearing them. Not that THAT matters. The only thing that matters, is the fact that they are super duper eco friendly.

In addition, we plant a tree with every purchase. The shopping cart is broke, but feel free to call us 24/7

(646) 226 1100 Ask for Spicy. Code word: Bamboo

WARNING - Not every girl can pull this one off. You must come equipped with lovely lady lumps : ) Then again, you could just have a “Perky” personality.

There are 3 types of Perky people. Some are Perky out of ignorance. Ignorance is Bliss. Some people are Perky by choice. There is nothing wrong with choosing that. Some people choose to be Jaded. The other type of Perky girls are the ones with whose boobies stay up naturally. That’s why this type of shirt is for you.

: )

It’s not enough for you to just be silently proud? You also have to to sneak that thought over to us via a cute shirt? Not a bad idea!! We’re all for it. It’s also perfect for someone that is ironic and wants to make fun of perky girls. It’s also perfect for Catherine Zeta Jones. That’s because I Love the word “Zeta”.

It’s a little embarrassing to announce this on a shirt, but it’s important. It’s an important message to announce to the world because you don’t need them annoying you with stupid stuff. This way, they’ll back off instead of approaching you.

100% of the proceeds of this shirt will go to the “?uestion mark foundation” The ?uestion mark foundation researches ways for guys to have a “?uestion mark” - a ?uestion mark is the make equivalent to the period. It helps guys understand and appreciate a female’s time of the month. As of right now the only effective way for guys to receive a ?uestion mark is through a painful surgery. Surprisingly, countless guys have already signed up. To date, there have been over 6,000,000 painful surgeries.

Do you have more ass than a black girl ?? A couple of years ago, you might have been considered a freak. But now, big butts are in. There are even girls getting “butt implants” to mimick the lovely lady lumps that you were blessed with.

If you are a Spanish / Spanish girl and you are reading this, don’t be pissed. You had big butts for years and you did nothing with them. It’s our time now. Our big healthy butts will conquer the world. As a matter of fact, 100% of the proceeds from this shirt will go to the “Big Healthy Tushee Foundation” It’s an organization made up of volunteers that shows how big tushees can save the planet. That’s right, big butts can solve everything from Global Warming to Road Rage. That’s because in the presence of such beauty, problems just disappear.

This sexy funny shirt announces to the world that “I have junk in da trunk” You should announce it. Just think about how many years your trunk was empty. You used to have valuable belongings in your trunk. Now, you’re filled with junk. Somehow, that doesn’t sound like a good thing, but you make “junk” look glamorous : )