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Posted By: Spicy on Jun 03, 2009 at 4:22 pm
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I have one shirt that is selling like hot cakes on the street. I can’t mention it here and you can’t find it on the site (yet).

If I do, a certain celebrity might get mad at me. Just know, if you ( the celeb) is reading this, I’m not trying to make fun of you with this shirt.

I’m a fan of you. If you want, I’ll give all of the profits to the charity of your choice.

I just made the shirt because I thought the slogan sounded funny. But, a lot of people don’t like you apparently. They think that you are conceited and just pretend to be interested in your guests.

I think you should invite these people on to your show. They just THINK they don’t like you. Really, they misunderstand you.

You should have them pause videos on past shows and show you what they consider “conceited behavior.” Then, tell them how you really felt in that moment.

It’s ok to be vulnerable. If you were faking being interested on tv then just admit it and be real in the moment.

If you were thinking of a witty comment instead of really LISTENING WHILE GENUINELY CURIOUS to your guests then admit it.

This glog post is over. This was so estupido.

In the meantime, come find me in the park for a shirt that makes fun of a celebrity that I have no beef against.

$5.00 OFF if you mention this glog posting.

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We make the world’s best online f*cking cupcakes!!

Posted By: Spicy on Jan 07, 2009 at 5:36 pm
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Yummy

Are you looking to buy cupcakes online? Do you like spicy food? Then you’ve come to the right place.

We used to just make funny t shirts for girls.

Now, we live up to our name and make actual Spicy cupcakes. They cost just $20 for a box of six. They are shipped via UPS. If you are interested then you can holla at us here

These prices do not include shipping and handling.

Our delicious spicy cupcakes are chocolate on chocolate. Icing comes on the side. The “spice” of our cupcakes is derived from the world’s hottest chile pepper. We use ghost chile.

We just use a little but a little goes a long way with ghost chile. It’s the perfect combination of sweet and spicy.

It makes a great gift for cupcake or spicy lovers. Our yummy desserts come courtesy of Pinisi Bakery in NYC.

We plant a tree with every purchase of these extra yummy cupcakes. If you are interested, please don’t hesitate to contact us.

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Moved To LA. Home of celebrity sightings & traffic

Posted By: Spicy on Nov 22, 2008 at 1:27 pm
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Hey everybody. I just moved to LA. We will be writing a movie out here for the next year. But, this glog still needs love so here it is.

I will be writing a lot more in the future. Keep your hats on (all 5 of you). Actually, you can throw your hats away. You looked ugly in them anyway. The only way that you can wear one of those hats is if you pair it with one of these fancy t shirts.

Oh, you don”t think that we make the most kick ass funny t shirts for girls on the planet?

Then, check out our video underneath. This is the most awkward commercial that you’ll ever see. We suck at making commercials but we are awesome when it comes to making funny t shirts for girls, ladies & hostesses. Press Play

Did you know that cartoons could have such uncomfortable silences? It’s true. If you watched the video above then you know what I’m talking about.

What the hell is the girl on the left wearing? Everybody knows that you should dress like a ninja on the tennis court. Peep this, we carry funny female ninja gear right here.

Ok, enough product placement. I’ll tell you one quick thing about LA. It is exactly like Life & Style. It’s pretty fancy shmancy. But, there is definitely another side. Gang life is real out here. I see blue flags hanging out back pockets in certain areas. Whenever I need street cred, I just tell people that I know “Snoop”. It usually gets me out of trouble. Fuck you, if you think I’m talking about Snoop Dogg (no disrespect). I’m talking about Snoop from The Wire. If you don’t know who she is, then check this video out.

Leave a comment. Rate one of our funny commercials, buy a pretty top or steal one of our t shirts.

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