Comfy Hoodies for Ladies - Guys are Assholes
Posted By: Spicy on Oct 13, 2008 at 5:45 pmTags: Guys are Assholes, Hoodies, Long Sleeves
It’s winter time. What better way to keep you warm than with a comfy hoodie like this? The slogan on this is warm and inviting too.
It pleasantly states that all guys are assholes. Offensive as it may be, this hoodie is partially made out of recycled materials.
We searched far and wide while we were looking for the perfect eco chic hoody to print on. Then this one came along like a knight in shining armor.
Our favorite part about this hoody is that it’s plush. It’s extremely soft and unlike any other hoodie that you’ve ever tried on before. When you put the hood over your head, you’ll feel the comfort.
It’s like having your head wrapped in angel’s wings. Ok, maybe it’s not that gentle but you get the point. I apologize if any angels were offended by that claim.
Our site is visited by over 9,000 angels a week and I don’t want to piss any of them off.
Oh wait, angels don’t get pissed off because they are angels right? Damn……I better shut up and change the subject.
Besides, this hooded t-shirt will bring out the angel in you anyway.
It’s slightly scandalous yet it somehow sums up how we all feel inside anyway. And, it’s written in a very feminine font that we think you’ll love.
We promise that you will feel yummy in this hoodie!!
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Guys are Assholes so Wear Our Funny T Shirts For Girls
Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Sep 19, 2007 at 11:13 pmTags: Funny Tees, Guys are Assholes
This comical shirt is self explanatory. But, guys aren’t so bad. They are just like us except they forgot how to love.
Something happened to them along the way that made them want to be “players” I think players need to stick to sports. Females are not a sport dammit!!
If we are a sport, then we need more female referees and umpires to call these guys out. Somebody needs to sit in the penalty box, because there are too many players on the field.
It’s getting more chaotic than Britney’s album. And you know what……. easy girls aren’t helping. We’ll be offering a shirt in the future that says: “sluts are ruining it for the rest of us”
But, guys aren’t really assholes. They are just lost souls that will regain themselves in 2012!! That’s when the world is going to end or begin according to who you speak with.
Then again, maybe all that is bs and guys really are a-holes. Maybe they know exactly what they are doing and need to be punished for it.
Maybe we should start a gang that beats up guys. All I need is 12 more girls that have black belts in Pilates and we’re ready!! They have to be black belts though because everything matches black.
If we are going to kick some ass, it might as well be in style. In fact, I know a site that sells cute outfits for girls that wanna kick guy’s asses!!
Before you enter the site, you have to prove that you are a ninja by breaking a piece of wood with your foot. It’s best not to get a pedicure before breaking the wood.
I wouldn’t want to see anything get smudged. Go here if you want to break wood and look pretty : )
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