True Confession: I Hump my Pillow when I’m wearing Funny Girls T Shirts
Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Sep 20, 2007 at 12:00 amTags: Funny Tees, i Hump my Pillow
This is nothing to be embarrassed about. Many people hump their pillows. Pillows are 100% safe and almost never carry STD’s. OK, I got an STD from a pillow one time but the only symptom was a good night’s rest.
Let’s face it. Pillows are soft to practice on and less smelly than a guy. They are also more emotionally mature than most guys. I don’t just hump my pillow. I also love my pillow and take it out on dates.
Sometimes me and my pillow will go to the lake and feed geese. That’s because my pillow is a “down” pillow and he likes to get back in touch with his roots sometimes. Other than that, we do normal things that girls do with their pillows. Right now, I’m trying to get pregnant from my pillow but it isn’t working.
I’m taking fertility drugs and the doctor said that there is a 99% chance that I’ll get pregnant. I can’t wait to see the cute little baby pillows that we’ll create. They will be so adorable and I’ll dress them in the cutest pillow cases.
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE 2/16/08 - THIS PATTERN IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE.
One of my homeys at another t shirt site thought of something similar years ago. I don’t really think it was that similar but I’m gonna cave in and take it down. It’s not worth losing a keylontic homey for.
Keylontic homeys are hard to come by. Anyway, I also have t shirt related news. All of our patterns are being printed on bamboo ladies t shirts now. IF you’ve never felt bamboo then you’re missing out. It’s like if silk, cashmere & cotton had a baby.
That’s what bamboo feels like on your skin. Celebs are wearing them. Not that THAT matters. The only thing that matters, is the fact that they are super duper eco friendly.
In addition, we plant a tree with every purchase. The shopping cart is broke, but feel free to call us 24/7
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