I’m Pretty But I Can Still Kick Your Ass with Funny Girls T Shirts
Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Sep 18, 2007 at 11:38 amTags: Funny Tees, I'm Pretty But I Can Still Kick Your Ass
Just because I’m pretty doesn’t mean that I can’t kick your ass.
It doesn’t mean that you can’t either.
You do look pretty tough.
But let’s see how tough you are when I slice your throat with a #2 pencil homey : )
That’s right, I can wear make up and still tackle your stupid ass.
You don’t know who you are messing with.
I’m a ninja that lives at the end of the rainbow.
I will serenade you until you fall in love with me and then I’ll staple your fingers until you bleed.
Don’t mess with me.
They’ll be a mess to clean.
The way I glitz and glean but it’s all for the green like Lysterine.
When I’m done with you, you will need some foundation.
I’m not talking about make up foundation either.
I’m talking about legs.
That’s because I will chew them off and then spit them onto your fingers.
Then I’ll try and make it up to you by letting you borrow one of my Funny Girls T Shirts that make fun of chumps like you
: )
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