Ok, so you just rescued a dog. Now what? Don’t fuck around!! This dog needs obedience, structure and the loving desire to fulfill it’s needs.
What do I mean?? Let’s talk specifics. When most people go to a kennel, they fall in love with the dog and give it a million hugs and kisses.
This is ok if you found the rare gem in a shelter with zero emotional scars. But, if your dog is imbalanced in any way then it is the wrong time to give it affection.
What the dog needs to know first is that you are NOT GOING TO HARM HIM. Just sit beside the dog. Don’t let them jump all over you.
Share a quiet moment kneeling beside your new friend and pack member.
When you are both calm, take a walk with the dog. Take the dog on the longest walk of both of your lives.
WALK FOR MILES. Walk until you are both exhausted and then give the dog the best meat that you can find. I prefer RAW MEAT if the dog is accustomed to a raw food diet.
This is the type of leader that dogs crave!! Oh, by the way, don’t forget to check our full live of dazzling funny t shirts for girls.
I wrote a blog aka glog (blog for girls) regarding pillow humping over a year ago. I’m still receiving comments on it.
In fact, I get more comments from that than any post EVER. I have written great articles on dog training, funny t shirts for ladies, and randomness.
Why is this the only posting that gets tons of comments? Is pillow humping this central to your lives?
You should see all of the comments that I had to delete. Look, I don’t mind the comments. Please keep sending them.
However, do you think you can find it in your heart to comment on other posts as well? At the very least, check out our sister site that sells kick ass baby shirts and maternity tees.
Let’s talk a little bit about military analysts and the lack of criminal analysts. Military analysts are different than soldiers.
They have to look at the battlefield objectively and make difficult decisions. They study past battles.
Criminal analysts on the other hand don’t exist. That’s why you see different criminals making the same mistakes.
For example, I have read many stories about cops getting arrested after robbing drug dealers.
A gang of rogue cops will band together and rob drug dealers. They think that they will never get caught. They might not get caught for a while but they usually slip.
They need a criminal analyst. They don’t study how cops got busted for the same thing and why.
These types of rogue cops are brutes. They simply lack the finesse to study past mistakes. It’s great to have adrenaline but you need brains too.
Why are there military analysts but not criminal ones? It just seems off balance. Don’t we need a balance between sugar and spice?
I guess Al Queda is having a criminal analyst. But, they are the only ones. That’s why I am offering my services as a “petty crimes” analyst.
I will teach you how to jay walk. With my method, you will not get caught. Contact the hell out of me if you are interested.
I am an online college course dropout. I am a loser. But, I do make the funniest andbest t shirts for girls on the internet.
This post will make no sense to people that haven’t seen the dog whisperer. If you are a fan, then you’ve likely seen some aggressive dogs on there.
One of his greatest tools is his pack of dogs. A pack of balanced dogs can effect the mindset of an unbalanced dog.
Recently, he had a dog on that was running the household. It barked at anyone that came to the door and even bit people.
Once this dog was jogging with a pack it was a different story. This dog used to be a terror. But, once it was with lots of dogs, it soon realized that it was just a dog.
It was no longer an aggressive leader. The new leader was calm and assertive. This dog needed other dogs to help put things into perspective.
The dog soon realized that he could not be the terror of the pack. There was already a pack leader and he was kind.
He was guiding them and offering a fulfilling experience.
What does this have to do with aliens?
Well, we have have many war mongering nations. This is because we don’t have a pack of planets with life on them.
What if we did and what if they lived in peace? We wouldn’t want to be the fucked up plat that still has wars.
Yet, such a federation of planets exists. And, when they make undeniable mass contact with us, we will all stop in our tracks. Our jaws will drop.
I realized 3 things recently that led to our sale on everything.
1. Our web design is too loud and stupid to warrant a $27.00 shirt.
2. The t shirts and materials used aren’t properly explained on the site.
3. There is a global economic collapse going on.
So, basically we are are lowering our prices until our new web design is ready. In the next posting, I’ll give a preview of what the site will look like.
If you are looking for boyfriend shirts then go here check out this kick ass organic cotton tee.
The current design doesn’t even explain anything properly. You wouldn’t even know that this shirt was organic cotton.
Here is another example. Who would have known that this bamboo shirt was made from 70% bamboo and 30% organic cotton?
I guess what I’m trying to say is that our site sucks right now. We have even reduced the prices on our eco friendly shopping bags.
Damn. I’m sounding like an informercial. Anyway, just letting you know that our policies stand.
We will still plant a tree with every purchase. And we will still donate money towards helping animals with every swipe thanks to dharma merchant services.
As soon as the new site design goes up, we are putting up 4 new designs. 3 of them are funny girls t shirts and 1 of them is a pair of fun shorts.
Remember folks. This global economic collapse won’t last long. You probably only have 65 years left to take advantage of our huge $ale on pretty shirts & cute tops.
I’m not sure. If you knew me, you’d wonder the same thing. I’m bad at relationships. Although, I think I’d be pretty good today but that’s for another glog posting.
I’ve actually written about “boyfriend shirts” before. So, if you’ve read any of my old stuff then keep it moving.
We basically make these “I love my boyfriend” shirts because a lot of the ones out there are wackasaurus rex.
One thing is for sure. Girls usually loves their boyfriends so why not brag about it on a really cute ladies burnout t shirt
What else…….what else……..I went snowboarding recently. But, I don’t have pictures and you don’t know me so it’s probably not that exciting.
Man, I’m so glad you’re here. You could have been reading any blog on the planet but you are reading these words.
That means a lot to me. Anyway, you will a lot of cool stuff on this site. Actually, it’s not that cool. But, it’s pretty cool. Actually, this site sucks.
You know what else sucks? Other people’s business ideas. The other day, I was walking down the street and saw the dumbest business ever.
It was basically a little donut shop. They had this crappy little donut machine in the window. And, that was their whole niche.
Just friend little balls in 2 flavors. You can tell, the owner wasn’t passionate about making donuts.
He just figured that this was a great way to make money. Then again, he probably thinks the same thing about me and my 100% organic bamboo & cotton I love my boyfriend shirt : )
Although this posting was retardette, please leave us a comment.
Posted By: Spicy on Jan 23, 2009 at 2:58 pm Tags: boyfriend, shirts
Look, I didn’t even want to create our kick ass line of boyfriend shirts.
But, the fact is that a lot of you out there are looking for it. And, the ones we saw were pretty boring. Most of them were just rip offs of the “I heart NY” shirts.
So, I decided to challenge myself and make some of the yummiest boyfriend shirts around including this organic top.
We also make a line of funny t shirts for ladies but nobody seems to care. All you care about is the bf shirts right now.
That will change in the future. I am coming out with some great new funny shirts and even a pair of shorts that say “tramp stamp free zone”
What else………what else……….
I have been destroying ninjas on a big chess site recently. I would shout them out but they banned me recently and then re-activated my account.
They said that I couldn’t make links to commercial sites on “my” blog over there.
I tried to make it up to them by sending them “my boyfriend shirts” but it didn’t work.
What else? I’m just chillin’ with my ninja CJ. He has a nice house. I like to drive with him but he said that he no longer has a need for a “backseatsman”. It was hurtful but I needed to hear it.
He also said that he can’t understand why a guy like me would create such a unique display of boyfriend shirts.
If you don’t believe us then watch the above video. If you believe us then simply go here to check out our juicy assortment of “I love my boyfriend” shirts.
My favorite one is a little hard to read on the screen. That’s because we are photoshop rookies. It looks amazing in real life. It’s the cutest dandelion design. It’s also a 100% organic cotton long sleeve tee shirt.
Just kidding. Look, I know that wasn’t that funny. I really suck at writing blogs. I just wanted to share with you our lovely assortment of kick ass boyfriend shirts.
Now, we live up to our name and make actual Spicy cupcakes. They cost just $20 for a box of six. They are shipped via UPS. If you are interested then you can holla at us here
These prices do not include shipping and handling.
Our delicious spicy cupcakes are chocolate on chocolate. Icing comes on the side. The “spice” of our cupcakes is derived from the world’s hottest chile pepper. We use ghost chile.
We just use a little but a little goes a long way with ghost chile. It’s the perfect combination of sweet and spicy.
It makes a great gift for cupcake or spicy lovers. Our yummy desserts come courtesy of Pinisi Bakery in NYC.
We plant a tree with every purchase of these extra yummy cupcakes. If you are interested, please don’t hesitate to contact us.
