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Not really, but I just wanted to get your attention. Anyway, I want to do a review of Lind Z’s trailer for her movie “Georgia Rule.” I don’t want to review the movie. Instead, I want to do the world’s 1st “movie trailer review!!”

Watch the trailer below and tell me what kind of movie you would think it was based on. You would think it was some light hearted movie about bonding. Nothing could be further from the truth. It’s a movie about bonding, alcoholism, abuse & rape!! Not that movies don’t go there, but they NEVER have trailers like this. Seriously, go watch this movie. Then go watch the trailer about 10 times. I recommend watching it a few times before the movie as well.

Whoever put this movie together had this trailer in mind from DAY ONE and picking Lindsay Lohan was no accident. If you do the above exercise and disagree with me, then send me a message. We can get it poppin’ on my Internet Radio Show!!! You would have to be retarded to disagree with me on this however. Sorry if the word “retarded” sounds harsh. I volunteered and worked with that population for years and I still use it. I’m inventing a new word that isn’t as offensive. The new word is “retardo.”

Everything from this point on is just retardo. Please watch the video and re-read my above “movie trailer review” If you don’t then I’ll never let you borrow one of my Funny Girls T Shirts : )

That’s right, Diddy is totally happy. He also likes rapping about how awesome it is to be Diddy. I don’t know why he wants you to know this, but he does. He is totally focused on this goal too. He has made about a million songs about how awesome it is to be Puff Daddy. I just want to know who thinks this guy is cool?? Who is co-signing for this guy?? Watch this video. His part starts around 1:20 seconds. That’s him rapping about “coastal beefs” and “shoot outs!!”
Then he says “my lawyer is so good that Diddy got acquitted”. WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! Hold the Fuck Up.

Let’s disect this for a second. “Coastal beefs?” It sure sounds like is bragging about being involved with coastal beefs. Dude, your bff died in that coastal beef!!

Then he talks about “shoot outs” One of his best rappers went to jail for years for that mess and he is bragging about it? What is wrong with this guy? Then he says “My lawyer is so good that Diddy got acquitted” What about “Diddy is so innocent that Diddy got acquitted?”

Are you actually saying the only reason u r a free man is because you have a good lawyer?? Once again, who thinks this guy is cool?

By the way, that was the OFFICIAL VERSION of that video. I heard that video cost $40MIL. You could have send many people to college with that money. Here is another video. But, this one comes straight from Puff Daddy. It’s hard to watch. It’s pretty much him bragging about being a father. He brags about watching the kids without “nannies” or “mommy”
Why brag about that? Why not just be a father??

I would have been more impressed if he was playing chess with his kids and didn’t say a word. If he was a fireman, would he brag while he’s putting out a fire?? I’m serious, I want to go into a boxing ring with this idiot. I want to fight him on pay per view for charity!!! Don’t worry P SHITTY, I’ll let you wipe off the blood with one of Our Funny T Shirts 4 Girls : )

Also, pause the video @ 25 seconds. I think the kid in the middle is smothering the baby!! I’m serious. I just called child services.

I just want to establish a couple of rules with him first. I want to be able to hang out with him for 6 months prior to the fight. I also need to wrestle him 6 times before the fight.

I just don’t get this guy. He is one of rap’s biggest celebrities right now and he is a total freak. See the guy with the red flag in the audience that’s dancing?? That’s “The Birdman” aka “BABY”. Well, Lil Wayne kisses that guy on the mouth. I’m not even making up rumors. I you don’t believe me, then google it.

And I’m not judging him. I just don’t understand it. I’ve lived in the ghetto and that shxt doesn’t fly in any ghetto. Notice at 3:53 on the video that he says “SOO WOO!!!” That is him claiming to be a blood. Go find me another member of the bloods that kisses another man on the mouth and calls him “DADDY” This is all true. He even admits it publicly!!!

Who knows, maybe he is just that secure with his masculinity. But if he is, then why does he make such misogynistic music.  This guy looks like Whoopi Goldberg on aids. I don’t mean he looks like Whoopi WITH aids. I mean he looks like Whoopi ON aids. Meaning that he looks like he just snorted aids before going on stage and that he happens to look like Whoopi Goldberg!!

I swear, one day I’m going to Make a Funny Girls T Shirt about “Lil Weezle”

Some people are afraid to love because they are afraid to lose that love. Some people are scared to let SOME THING become their EVERYTHING!!! When you put your heart and soul into something, it’s scary to see it go. I’ve seen people that were robbed. Everything in their apartment was gone. They were devastated and never recovered. That’s not a healthy kind of love. You shouldn’t ever be so attached to something that you are DESTROYED without it.

Love is similar to a computer program. Some of us have different VERSIONS. That’s why people break up. That’s why hearts get broken. Sometimes, we have the same Version but it’s with the wrong person. Sometimes their version compliments ours and sometimes it contradicts our own version of Love. Sometimes, someone else’s version of love is better than ours and we try to fall into THEIR fantasy. We try to feel THEIR reality and experience THEIR version of Love.

But, most people are stuck in their version of love and reality forever. You must be able to go with the flow and experience other people’s reality. In doing so, you’ll grow and be more adaptable. You’ll also become more forgiving and have more sympathy instead of anger when someone’s perception of Life and Love doesn’t match your own.

I feel sorry for people that are completely stuck in doing things ONE WAY and thinking ONE WAY. These types of people have no clue what to do when Life and Love throws them a curve ball. That’s when emotions kick in and you lose it.

Personally, I’m easily adaptable. It has to be that way. Otherwise, life would not be enjoyable. It would be constantly frustrating. Life would be like trying to smooth out the ripples of a stream with a clothing iron. The only thing that will happen is that you’ll get frustrated and electrocuted and buy a pair of Strappy Sandals : )