Unique ladies t shirt slogans on clothes that have never been used

IT’s TRUE. When I say “never been used” I’m not talking about how new they are. Of course they’re new. I’m not selling worn clothes (yet). I mean that I will be printing on STYLES that I’ve never seen anybody else print clever funny t shirt slogans on before. Trust me, you’re gonna want to check it out. We will sell basic t shirts as well. But, if you’re looking for some new ideas that lend a new way to express yourself then holla back jack!! That’s my WORD, Shout out to my BIRD. Here is a video of my BBFF (Best Bird Friend Forever) The Only thing that I don’t like about this video is that she doesn’t give the audience time to react. Dude, you’re not Ellen Degeneres.

But, I’m not here to talk about birds or shirts. Somehow you ended up in the “You Discussed Me” section. Not to be confused with “you disgust me.” Trust me, you don’t disgust me. I think you’re really pretty. I’m here to talk about me and something that I just realized. I just realized that I grew up with a water treatment facility in my backyard. I could have put exclamation points after that, but I don’t know if I should feel alarmed yet. I SHOULD feel alarmed for a reason. That’s because if I really grew near something bad, then I’d like to know why. Why didn’t they contain it? I live right near the run off water and a dirty looking pond.

If it turns out that this water is scary dangerous then I promise NOT to sue the owner if he will just tell me why. The other crazy thing is that I just saw 3 military choppers going over my house the other day. Keep in mind that these water treatment facilities can explode!! They are potential targets. I don’t even mind living near one of these things, but just tell me why the water leaving doesn’t seem contained. If it has to go through my backyard, can’t you just contain it better? It looks so messy. Build a park or something. I’ll even play frisbee with you if you promise to wear one our funny girls t shirts.