WEAR OUR FUNNY LADIES TEES IN IRAQ AND YOU MIGHT DIE!!! NO JOKE!!!

I’ve never been to Iraq. So, my title might make no sense at all. Maybe you can wear our Funny Ladies T Shirts over there and not die but I doubt it. Maybe you can get away with it in a city but I don’t think you can in the rural areas.

I have a friend that just back from Iraq. By the way, he’s going to be designing some of our Funny T Shirts for Girls. How’s that for supporting the troops? He told me an interesting story. Some of you probably already know this but keep reading anyway. I want to hear your comments.

He told a story about what happens on a couple’s wedding night. He said that the town will stand around the house that they are having sushi (you know what I mean) in and wait for them to come out. I’m getting the chills thinking about what happens next. The woman in the relationship needs to come out with a bloody sheet. If she doesn’t, then she will die a painful death. They will stone her to death. Sometimes, they’ll even bury her up to neck so just her head sticks out!!! Then they’ll stone her face & head until she dies. And if you don’t throw stones, people will stone you next.

He also told me that you’ll probably die if you drink alcohol or eat salad. (you know what I mean?) It’s just amazing to me that these people are on the same earth as me in 2007. But what’s even more amazing is that THEY can’t believe that we are on earth WITH THEM.

Group mentality is an amazing thing. Most people can easily be pushed in a certain direction. That’s because most people are dumb. It might not be PC to admit it, but it’s true. If you are dumb and reading this then don’t feel bad. In a way, we are envious of you. They say: “Ignorance is Bliss” and we all want to be happy right?

But, even most “individuals” “rebels” or “renegades” are just cliches. They are so boring. If you’ve been to a big city, then you’ll know what I’m talking about. How many true originals are in the “artsy” section in a big city?? I’m so tired of seeing guys with black rimmed glasses and tight jeans. It takes them 3 hours to make their hair look “messy” It takes them three F’ing hours to make it look like they’ve been couch surfing and awake for 3 days. They all listen to the same bands and have the same patches and same stupid band t shirts. Nuf Said

Group mentality is a scary thing. But, even if I was raised in an Iraqi Village, I would never stone somebody to death for not having a bloody sheet to prove that she’s a virgin. I asked my soldier friend if the people there were aware of the fact that hymens can break in a variety of ways over the years?? I asked him if they consider that it might have broke 3 years ago while she was riding a horse? But, HE didn’t even know that was possible. Most guys probably don’t know about that kinda stuff.

If I was raised in that village, I would have moved out. I would have always known it was wrong. Some people are so religious that they forget how to be spiritual. I just don’t see how actions like those can be coming from a place of Love. If you can, then please leave a comment because I don’t get it. It’s like the “Michael Vick” thing. I don’t care how you are raised, you should know internally what you are doing is wrong.

Anyway, sorry to get so deep on you. I wasn’t trying to make you sad, just aware. If you need some cheering up, you can always browse some of th designs of our Funny Ladies Tees : )