Unisex Canvas Tote Bag

This funny tote bag may be adorable but it has a serious attitude problem. It hates plastic bags and it's not afraid to show it.

Unlike your average eco friendly bag, this one is rude. But, it's not too rude. It's just rude enough to make your average grocery shopper feel a slight sense of shame. But, you're not insulting them.

You're simply insulting that ugly plastic bag that's in their hands. In fact, the humans aren't really involved. It's just your bag insulting their bag. Think of it that way.

This plastic hating tote will make people crack up in every aisle you strut down. Try wearing it in the dairy aisle. Or, sling it over your shoulder in the bread aisle. It's the eco friendly way to be fun, flirty and dangerous.

In addition, we plant a tree with every purchase of these handsome canvas totes.