Fine I'll Douche....but do something about your ball odor

You didn't think we were gonna make it that easy to read did you? We had to tone down the slogan by making is harder to read. We love being subtle. When people read it however, it never fails to get a reaction. It also tends to be a major reality check for guys. They want us to be perfect and we just want them to take showers. This hoodie was partially constructed with recycled materials. It has long, fun & stretchy sleeves!! The design was created by our artist Jasmine. She loves firemen and splatter paint as you can tell. We use water based inks because they make the design feel softer and are less toxic for the planet. We think you'll enjoy this. Skip over here if you'd like to see some more of our kick ass styles.