Fine I'll Douche But Do Something About Your Ball Odor!!

Fine I'll douche but do something about how awesome this shirt looks. We were the first company to mix over the edge designs with eco funky fabrics. You'll never see a combination like this anywhere else. Scientific studies have shown that this particular design leads 9 out of 10 guys to start sobbing. But, you shouldn't care. Just keep walking. The further you walk, the more hearts you'll break. Guys need to start realizing that they don't smell like roses. The only time they smell like roses is on Valentine's Day. We plant a tree with every purchase in order to offset the carbon emissions associated with shipping these kick ass tees.