My Tampon Is Bigger Than Your Dick

Stop trying to impress me with your little man. My tampon is bugger than your dick. So is one skittle actually but we'll cover that on another shirt. Anyway, we love this slogan. It blends in naturally with this silky white t shirt seen above. The words may be edgy, but the design remains subtle thanks to this natural blend. That way, you won't cause a car crash when you walk down the street. You have to look closely to see what it says. But once they read it, most people will laugh. The people that don't laugh are too uptight and you don't wanna be friends with them anyway. But, most people are fans of this print because it speaks the truth. This shirt can be worn alone or paired with something else as part of a layered look. Then it becomes even more subtle. But, whether you tone it down or wear it loud & proud, you can't go wrong. You're sure to get a reaction while strutting in luxurious comfort. It's not made out of organic cotton so we plant a tree with every purchase. Be the first in your city to wear one of these fun designs.